I just went to the clinic...

[Alvin Walton]

to have bloodwork done and to provide a urine sample.
It was a tad embarrassing because after the bloodwork this perky little 20 something female escorts me into the unisex rest room and hands me a cup and a wet wipe and instructs me to wipe the end of my unit before I fill the cup and then to leave the cup on this little shelf and notify her when I am done.
I just stared at the floor and said OK no problem.
I did not spill anything.

[RedskinRat]

Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?

[Alvin Walton]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?

Try not to gay up this thread, mmmkay?

[mredskins]

Wow cool story bro.

[over the mountain]

About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.

[Alvin Walton]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.

Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?

[mooby]

Originally Posted by Alvin Walton

Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?

Doesn't matter what you call it, what matters is the dog got a little relief. Good for him. I hope that nurse knew what she signed up for lol.

"So honey how was your day today?"

"Well I jerked off a dog at work, but otherwise it wasn't that bad."

[mlmpetert]

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[Hog1]

First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Hog1

First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........

Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.

And you didn't tell her you had redness around your unit.

[Hog1]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?

Regrets for taking liberties...with your story.

[MTK]

I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.

[firstdown]

If you did not hit on skanks you would not need to go to the clinic