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07-27-2011, 11:29 AM
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Went To The Doctors Today
and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.
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07-27-2011, 11:47 AM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
We'll pray for a speedy recovery.
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07-27-2011, 12:02 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
you know when u are getting old
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07-27-2011, 12:15 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
thats great
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07-27-2011, 12:34 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
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07-27-2011, 12:59 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
Were you pissed?
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07-27-2011, 01:06 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
Did you slip and fall into a puddle of your own urine?
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07-27-2011, 01:09 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
Is there some inside ironic joke I am just not getting?
If not, why would we be interested in your pee? I mean, I have more than a few disgusting stories about spilling, splashing and exploding excreeta but don't think anyone here is all that interested in them.
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07-27-2011, 01:11 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
Gee whiz, FD.
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07-27-2011, 01:12 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
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I didn't piss in my pants. The funny part was the bathroom has a little door that opens to put the urine in and the nurse on the other side has a door so they can get the sample. I'm knocking on their little door so I can get another cup while I'm holding my piss. So I'm looking through this 1'x1' door trying to explain to the nurse why I need another cup while I'm trying to not pee any more and she keeps asking me all these questions. Finally I said let me finish in here and then I'll explain what happened. |
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07-27-2011, 01:18 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
Once I had the squirts and spelled my name on a sand dune.
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07-27-2011, 01:42 PM
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Re: Went To The Doctors Today
FD = 1 guy, 1 cup FAIL
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07-27-2011, 03:07 PM
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07-27-2011, 03:36 PM
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07-27-2011, 03:40 PM
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