F...Cutting grass

Chico23231 · 04-09-2013, 01:55 PM

Pulled the lawnmower out for the first time this season to hit a patch of grass already growing faster than the rest of the yard (f*cking nature) and as soon as I gassed it and checked the oil I noticed a oil stain in the shed round where the air filter is...long story short, I bought a new lawnmower at lowes Sunday. Lowes takes so much of my effin chedder. Anyways, I was thinking cutting grass really blows.Now with pollen and spring coming it will clog the nose and eventually take away endless amount of the summer drinking time.

Im thinking about putting in field turf, but Im sure will look funny around the 20+ trees on the 3/4 acre lot. Damn it, eff cutting grass.

Daseal · 04-09-2013, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Pulled the lawnmower out for the first time this season to hit a patch of grass already growing faster than the rest of the yard (f*cking nature) and as soon as I gassed it and checked the oil I noticed a oil stain in the shed round where the air filter is...long story short, I bought a new lawnmower at lowes Sunday. Lowes takes so much of my effin chedder. Anyways, I was thinking cutting grass really blows.Now with pollen and spring coming it will clog the nose and eventually take away endless amount of the summer drinking time.

Im thinking about putting in field turf, but Im sure will look funny around the 20+ trees on the 3/4 acre lot. Damn it, eff cutting grass.

Step 1: Put black plastic all of your lawn.
Step 2: Wait for all grass to die.
Step 3: Install MOSS

It's soft, a sweet green color, and requires little maintenance just some shade! The classic win/win~!

RedskinRat · 04-09-2013, 02:01 PM

Purchase a goat. Goat gets grass, you get goat cheese.

Nature is groovy!

Chico23231 · 04-09-2013, 02:01 PM

Sounds good, but will the grass stay dead? Kinda sounds like moss would be like zombie grass and come back to life.

Chico23231 · 04-09-2013, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Purchase a goat. Goat gets grass, you get goat cheese.

Nature is groovy!

I just dont want the Goat constantly bitching about Shanny or the front office or Pierre Garcon. Probably be a real pain.

RedskinRat · 04-09-2013, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Daseal

Step 1: Put black plastic all of your lawn.
Step 2: Wait for all grass to die.
Step 3: Install MOSS

It's soft, a sweet green color, and requires little maintenance just some shade! The classic win/win~!

Daseal's 'Moss'

RedskinRat · 04-09-2013, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

I just dont want the Goat constantly bitching about Shanny or the front office or Pierre Garcon. Probably be a real pain.

You make a good point. Rabbits?

Lotus · 04-09-2013, 02:17 PM

You could have a crop duster spray your property with Roundup once or twice a summer.

RedskinRat · 04-09-2013, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lotus

You could have a crop duster spray your property with Roundup once or twice a summer.

Lotus = Environmental monster

mredskins · 04-09-2013, 02:46 PM

Meh....I don't mind cutting the grass.

Lotus · 04-09-2013, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Lotus = Environmental monster

I thought what I said was an obvious joke. I mean, why hire a crop duster when you can freeze the Roundup and then use a snowblower?

Chico23231 · 04-09-2013, 03:28 PM

Whats Edward Scissorhands up too these days? If he is in the unemployment line I gotta job...

MTK · 04-09-2013, 03:32 PM

Hooray for my HOA which includes all outside maintenance. Hopefully I've mowed my last lawn.

RobH4413 · 04-09-2013, 04:12 PM

I actually like mowing the lawn.

Coming inside from working out in the yard smelling like gasoline and fresh cut grass... refreshing.

firstdown · 04-09-2013, 05:50 PM

I had 3 acres when we first got married and with no neighbors I'd cut grass on Thursday night. It was pretty common for me to be cutting grass at 10 or 11 pm with a stiff drink in my hand. My wife could tell how drunk I got by how many places I missed while cutting. I'm down to about a 1/2 acre and I still have the 50 inch mower so it does not take very long to cut. I like yard work after being behind a desk all day/week.

04-09-2013, 01:55 PM	#1
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 33,996	F...Cutting grass Pulled the lawnmower out for the first time this season to hit a patch of grass already growing faster than the rest of the yard (f*cking nature) and as soon as I gassed it and checked the oil I noticed a oil stain in the shed round where the air filter is...long story short, I bought a new lawnmower at lowes Sunday. Lowes takes so much of my effin chedder. Anyways, I was thinking cutting grass really blows.Now with pollen and spring coming it will clog the nose and eventually take away endless amount of the summer drinking time. Im thinking about putting in field turf, but Im sure will look funny around the 20+ trees on the 3/4 acre lot. Damn it, eff cutting grass. __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

04-09-2013, 02:01 PM	#3
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: F...Cutting grass Purchase a goat. Goat gets grass, you get goat cheese. Nature is groovy!

04-09-2013, 02:01 PM	#4
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 33,996	Re: F...Cutting grass Sounds good, but will the grass stay dead? Kinda sounds like moss would be like zombie grass and come back to life. __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

04-09-2013, 02:17 PM	#8
Lotus Fire Bruce NOW Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hattiesburg, MS Posts: 11,434	Re: F...Cutting grass You could have a crop duster spray your property with Roundup once or twice a summer. __________________ Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny

04-09-2013, 02:46 PM	#10
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,528	Re: F...Cutting grass Meh....I don't mind cutting the grass. __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

04-09-2013, 03:28 PM	#12
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 33,996	Re: F...Cutting grass Whats Edward Scissorhands up too these days? If he is in the unemployment line I gotta job... __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

04-09-2013, 03:32 PM	#13
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 51 Posts: 99,427	Re: F...Cutting grass Hooray for my HOA which includes all outside maintenance. Hopefully I've mowed my last lawn. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

04-09-2013, 04:12 PM	#14
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,636	Re: F...Cutting grass I actually like mowing the lawn. Coming inside from working out in the yard smelling like gasoline and fresh cut grass... refreshing. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

04-09-2013, 05:50 PM	#15
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: F...Cutting grass I had 3 acres when we first got married and with no neighbors I'd cut grass on Thursday night. It was pretty common for me to be cutting grass at 10 or 11 pm with a stiff drink in my hand. My wife could tell how drunk I got by how many places I missed while cutting. I'm down to about a 1/2 acre and I still have the 50 inch mower so it does not take very long to cut. I like yard work after being behind a desk all day/week.

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