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SmootSmack · 03-01-2005, 11:44 PM

SIGNS YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE WARPATH

10. You rotate your site skin more often than you do your tires
9. You beg your friends to register so "we can hang out"
8. You had your name legally changed from Bob to NY_Skinsfan
7. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom, but log onto the Warpath.net instead
6. Your best friend is someone you've never met
5. You spend five hours on a Saturday night composing a rebuttal to SportsCurmudgeon's latest rant and 2 hours checking it for spelling and grammar
4. You need to be tranquilized when the server is busy
3. Your intellectual discussions all stem from "Inside the Beltway"
2. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying "Hey, I'm a moderator"
1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Matty Do?"

Add your own!

Skinsfanatic · 03-01-2005, 11:45 PM

Thats seriously funny stuff.

Gmanc711 · 03-02-2005, 12:06 AM

#11. Your girlfriend is mad that you went on the warpath too soon after having sex.

Somtimes I think I'm going to be on Dr.Phil for warpath obsession.

SmootSmack · 03-02-2005, 12:09 AM

great, now everytime Gmanc logs on I'll be wondering if he just "logged off"...if you get my drift

Gmanc711 · 03-02-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by smootsmack

great, now everytime Gmanc logs on I'll be wondering if he just "logged off"...if you get my drift

Daseal · 03-02-2005, 12:15 AM

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2. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying "Hey, I'm a moderator"

How's that line working for ya, Smoot?

Big C · 03-02-2005, 12:17 AM

classic dude, classic

SmootSmack · 03-02-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Daseal

How's that line working for ya, Smoot?

not so bad actually....been thinking of changing my username to LL Cool Smack

skinsfanthru&thru · 03-02-2005, 12:35 AM

12.)You smell smoke and hear the crackling of fire around you but you want to wait around a little longer to see if anyone quotes your latest post.

SmootSmack · 03-02-2005, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by skinsfanthru&thru

12.)You smell smoke and hear the crackling of fire around you but you want to wait around a little longer to see if anyone quotes your latest post.

....now put the fire out!

NY_Skinsfan · 03-02-2005, 01:10 AM

13. You go on vacation and the only thing you can think about is whether or not the hotel will have high speed internet access so you can catch up on what you missed while on the plane.

skinsfanthru&thru · 03-02-2005, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NY_Skinsfan

13. You go on vacation and the only thing you can think about is whether or not the hotel will have high speed internet access so you can catch up on what you missed while on the plane.

Sadly I've actually done that while on a trip to Florida/the Bahamas. instead of thinking about all the girls I'd see in thongs, I was thinking about how the ol ball coach would get the guys to play that year. :smashfrea

NY_Skinsfan · 03-02-2005, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by skinsfanthru&thru

Sadly I've actually done that while on a trip to Florida/the Bahamas. instead of thinking about all the girls I'd see in thongs, I was thinking about how the ol ball coach would get the guys to play that year. :smashfrea

this happened to me last week on a trip to florida as well. i couldn't wait to get to the hotel. weird thing was, as soon as i was able to check up on things, all the talk about coles started. i was like, what the hell happened while i was in the air?

Gmanc711 · 03-02-2005, 07:27 AM

You guys at least had somthing. I'm going to the Dominican Republic for my Spring break. Now they have TV's down there and Open bar, and i'll be there on DRAFT DAY! I'm going to be going freaking crazy not talking to you guys when we pick.

That Guy · 03-02-2005, 07:30 AM

omgwtf, haven't we signed someone yet??? its 7am already...

03-01-2005, 11:45 PM	#2
Skinsfanatic The Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,385	Re: More Comic Relief Thats seriously funny stuff.

03-02-2005, 12:06 AM	#3
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 38 Posts: 7,506	Re: More Comic Relief #11. Your girlfriend is mad that you went on the warpath too soon after having sex. Somtimes I think I'm going to be on Dr.Phil for warpath obsession. __________________ #21

03-02-2005, 12:09 AM	#4
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: More Comic Relief great, now everytime Gmanc logs on I'll be wondering if he just "logged off"...if you get my drift __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

03-02-2005, 12:17 AM	#7
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,453	Re: More Comic Relief classic dude, classic __________________ "I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs

03-02-2005, 12:35 AM	#9
skinsfanthru&thru Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 43 Posts: 3,812	Re: More Comic Relief 12.)You smell smoke and hear the crackling of fire around you but you want to wait around a little longer to see if anyone quotes your latest post.

03-01-2005, 11:44 PM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	More Comic Relief SIGNS YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE WARPATH 10. You rotate your site skin more often than you do your tires 9. You beg your friends to register so "we can hang out" 8. You had your name legally changed from Bob to NY_Skinsfan 7. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom, but log onto the Warpath.net instead 6. Your best friend is someone you've never met 5. You spend five hours on a Saturday night composing a rebuttal to SportsCurmudgeon's latest rant and 2 hours checking it for spelling and grammar 4. You need to be tranquilized when the server is busy 3. Your intellectual discussions all stem from "Inside the Beltway" 2. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying "Hey, I'm a moderator" 1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Matty Do?" Add your own! __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

03-02-2005, 01:10 AM	#11
NY_Skinsfan Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Albany, NY Age: 51 Posts: 838	Re: More Comic Relief 13. You go on vacation and the only thing you can think about is whether or not the hotel will have high speed internet access so you can catch up on what you missed while on the plane.

03-02-2005, 07:27 AM	#14
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 38 Posts: 7,506	Re: More Comic Relief You guys at least had somthing. I'm going to the Dominican Republic for my Spring break. Now they have TV's down there and Open bar, and i'll be there on DRAFT DAY! I'm going to be going freaking crazy not talking to you guys when we pick. __________________ #21

03-02-2005, 07:30 AM	#15
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 41 Posts: 17,511	Re: More Comic Relief omgwtf, haven't we signed someone yet??? its 7am already...

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