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Old 09-13-2011, 02:42 PM   #1
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But who's counting?

Never before has the question "but who's counting?" applied more.

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Old 09-13-2011, 02:45 PM   #2
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42? Jesu H. Christie.

I had a friend once who used to brag about how he did it 18 times in one day, but 42? Jeez. That's nasty. I feel bad for anyone who used to shake his hand.

I guess you could call him "The Master Baiter."
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:48 PM   #3
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Wouldn't you be shooting dust after about 10?
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:48 PM   #4
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But who was counting? Mother? Did he keep a log? Update friends on Twitter after each time?

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Old 09-13-2011, 02:57 PM   #5
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We all knew that slapping sammy makes you go blind and makes you grow hair on the palms of your hands. But who knew that it was the silent killer?
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Old 09-13-2011, 03:56 PM   #6
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Oh....Man...I gotta' go wash my hands..........
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:29 PM   #7
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Oh....Man...I gotta' go wash my hands..........
We don't need your updated count.
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He had sticky walls and a stucko roof.
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Old 09-14-2011, 03:03 PM   #9
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Did you hear the one about the father who told his son to quit jerking it?

Father told the son to quit jerking it or he'd go blind.

Son said to the father,"dad I'm over here."

Thank you, I'll be here all day.
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Old 09-14-2011, 03:18 PM   #10
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Did you hear the one about the father who told his son to quit jerking it?

Father told the son to quit jerking it or he'd go blind.

Son said to the father,"dad I'm over here."

Thank you, I'll be here all day.

I'll be honest...tough to hold back the laughs on that one.
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I'll be honest...tough to hold back the laughs on that one.
Credit goes to a country western singer appearing in a clip at the end of a movie that was all about drinking beer. Can anyone guess who that is and what movie he was in?
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Hank Williams Jr is my guess.
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Hank Williams Jr is my guess.
Nope. Someone here knows.
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