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Old 08-02-2006, 12:45 PM   #1051
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

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I need to get in touch with production people at ESPN, I have an idea for the next big televised pseudo-sport: LAWN DARTS!
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but it would have to be filmed outside of the US for legal reasons
Back when I was younger, we would have a lawn dart championship at my grandparent's house every year. It was great. Thinking back on it, all of the adults were drunk too.
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:56 PM   #1052
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Dressing up for football games is a southern football tradition, regardless of how big the school is. I went to Wake Forest, and we did shirt and tie for every game, made us look better when we got tossed out of games for being too drunk.
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:01 PM   #1053
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I have to disagree with southern tradition and just say yuppy tradition from way back when... cuz i know georgia doesnt dress, south carolina doesnt, and i know alabama doesnt, those are three pretty football tradition rich teams
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:10 PM   #1054
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"15. Cowboys

If King Kong strapped on a helmet, he still couldn't have lived up to the hype that surrounded Demarcus Ware last season. But Ware was very good, bringing pressure off the edge and forcing a lot of running plays inside."

This always makes me happy. I wonder why Ware got so much hype last year?
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:12 PM   #1055
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TMC, what is that from?



By the way, it's Auburn that's well known for dressing up for games. And drinking tons of bourbon. Ummmm, bourbon...
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:14 PM   #1056
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It's from MSNs review of LB-ing corps.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:47 PM   #1057
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"15. Cowboys

If King Kong strapped on a helmet, he still couldn't have lived up to the hype that surrounded Demarcus Ware last season. But Ware was very good, bringing pressure off the edge and forcing a lot of running plays inside."

This always makes me happy. I wonder why Ware got so much hype last year?
Is King Kong a free agent? We need to get him ASAP.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:48 PM   #1058
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I heard he isn't in exactly what you'd call "game shape".
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:48 PM   #1059
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Godzilla, possibly Mecha-Godzilla could play for us.

I heard Mothra is an excellent WR talent. She could be our possession receiver AND set some gender milestones at the same time.
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:48 PM   #1060
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What You Talkin' About Willis?
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Old 08-03-2006, 04:58 AM   #1061
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what did he have under his hat? toilet paper (haha)
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:29 AM   #1062
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elliot in the morning says he has problems with the redskins and will tell us after the break. I wonder what it'll be.

Its about a year since he broke the cooley cheerleader stuff.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:35 AM   #1063
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yay, they are talking about the cheerleaders again.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:35 AM   #1064
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Oh, its nothing. He says cheerleaders can't come into his studio or talk to him because of the cooley christy franky scandel.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:59 AM   #1065
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That scared the hell out of me for a second. Good thing it's no big deal.
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