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Old 11-09-2010, 09:34 PM   #1
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Ok this is funny;Rating Description
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual.
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
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What the hell is 1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual

Is that when two guys are banging the same chick and one guy incidentally touches the other guys boy's.
lol I'd say its more like.. a 1 time, "I got curious" incident. Probably not full blown sexual contact.
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:38 PM   #2
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lol I'd say its more like.. a 1 time, "I got curious" incident. Probably not full blown sexual contact.
You picked those words for a reason.
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You picked those words for a reason.
LOL. FD, you can be a riot sometimes.
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LOL. FD, you can be a riot sometimes.
Your a gem yourself. I was going to ask you how school is going but from your post I can tell your doing great.
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:50 PM   #5
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Guys have a good night with all this talk about sex I'm going to go to bed before the wife goes to sleep and try out number 0.

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual.
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
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Hey we can use this rating system to rate new posters.
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:23 AM   #6
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Its one thing for your 5 year old want to dress up as the girl from Scooby Doo because but its another thing to let your 7 year old son be a girl:

Young boy wishes to join Girl Scouts | The Upshot - Yahoo! News
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:34 PM   #7
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Its one thing for your 5 year old want to dress up as the girl from Scooby Doo because but its another thing to let your 7 year old son be a girl:

Young boy wishes to join Girl Scouts | The Upshot - Yahoo! News
They pulled the link.
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Old 10-27-2011, 12:23 PM   #8
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Sorry this is a case that mom wanted a girl and got a boy. She has probably treated the boy like a girl from day one. I'd love to here the history behind this boy and how he was raised from someone that knows the situation. Where the hell is dad? In the interview the boy said I like girl stuff just like me. Thats a sign of mom brainwashing the kid.

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what do you call it if you getting oral pleasure from a woman but realize its a tranny and dont stop him/her?

i mean a really really good looking tranny. not some obvious, adams apple 6 foot tall type.
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what do you call it if you getting oral pleasure from a woman but realize its a tranny and dont stop him/her?

i mean a really really good looking tranny. not some obvious, adams apple 6 foot tall type.
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what do you call it if you getting oral pleasure from a woman but realize its a tranny and dont stop him/her?

i mean a really really good looking tranny. not some obvious, adams apple 6 foot tall type.

Like really really good looking?

Reminds me of hall pass when some guy ask if you had to would you rather make out with a guy for 5 minutes or let him blow you for 3. Horrible decisions
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Like really really good looking?

Reminds me of hall pass when some guy ask if you had to would you rather make out with a guy for 5 minutes or let him blow you for 3. Horrible decisions
Boo spoiler alert. /Still haven't seen Hall Pass, regretfully.

Also I would choose option c, which would be neither.
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Boo spoiler alert. /Still haven't seen Hall Pass, regretfully.

Also I would choose option c, which would be neither.

It doesnt really give anything away, it just made me sick thinking about it. Also in my opinion Hall Pass sucked. So if you watch it go in with much lower expectations then you may have gotten from the trailer or something. I have a couple friends that say its one of those movies that gets better after the first time like Grandma's Boy or Super Troopers, but thats saying a lot and i see no way Hall Pass could ever be really funny.

Have you seen Hot Tub Time Machine? Its got a horrible name that likely made a lot of people look past it but i think its up there with Old School, in terms of recent really good comidies almost everyone will like.
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It doesnt really give anything away, it just made me sick thinking about it. Also in my opinion Hall Pass sucked. So if you watch it go in with much lower expectations then you may have gotten from the trailer or something. I have a couple friends that say its one of those movies that gets better after the first time like Grandma's Boy or Super Troopers, but thats saying a lot and i see no way Hall Pass could ever be really funny.

Have you seen Hot Tub Time Machine? Its got a horrible name that likely made a lot of people look past it but i think its up there with Old School, in terms of recent really good comidies almost everyone will like.
Yeah I don't think it's giving anything huge away, so no big deal. And I'll be sure to keep it mind. I don't have huge expectations of it anyway, otherwise I'dve seen it by now. So if it's relatively funny I'll be fine with it. And yeah I've seen HTTM too, that was another comedy I'd say is on the same level as Old School, etc. So if it's almost as funny as that I'll be happy. I'm prob. going to rent it for a buck from Redbox so even if it's disappointing I won't be too upset about it.
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what do you call it if you getting oral pleasure from a woman but realize its a tranny and dont stop him/her?

i mean a really really good looking tranny. not some obvious, adams apple 6 foot tall type.
I knew someone who had this happen. Yr's back every Friday a bunch of us would meet at a bar and have a few cold ones to kick off the weekend. It was mixed with people I knew well and not so well. This one guy comes in one Friday after starting a new job and started talking about this hot chick he picked up and for $20 gave him a BJ while he drove around the block. This older man down the bar ask him what the girl looked like and when the guy was done explaining the older man said "that's not a girl its a guy". It was as if someone set off beer fireworks as we all spit out our beers laughing. Then the jokes started. Are you gay if you don't know etc... The guy hung around a few minutes then left to go the bathroom never to be seen again. The older man did explain that he knew the guy must have been new on the job because everyone knew about the transvestite that worked the street there. We still laugh about that 17 or so yrs later and still no one has seen the guy again.
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