Drunk Thread

Chico23231 · 07-30-2014, 02:25 AM

Yup I'm drinking bullet whiskey on a Wednesday morning at 225 am

over the mountain · 08-09-2014, 06:26 PM

So the lady and child went to va for a weekend family reunion which means I get a hall pass this weekend. I live in upper fells point which is nice bc I can start bar hoping outside my door.
But I am writing for something much more important. I've come up with an ingenuous idea.
My lady's bday is in 3 weeks. I am going to buy and wrap her a present before she gets back and leave it in the closet where she will see it every day for 3 weeks.
Every she looks in the closet I will be scoring kinky sex points. Granted each time it will be very small almost negligible points but 5 times day for 21 days equals a lot of happiness for her. Every time she sees it she will be surprised and shocked I actually remembered and didn't last second half ass it.
Shit I will be scoring points during the week when I'm at work and not even home
Man I am one whopped whipped trained lap dog

mooby · 08-17-2014, 11:57 PM

can i still be consider drunk if I can still type properly? Got a nice buzz going right now yet I can still type properly. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abc's won't you come and sign with me?

Chico23231 · 12-27-2014, 11:01 PM

Yeah it's the holidays and jack Daniels I'd saying yeah Orc up

over the mountain · 12-30-2014, 01:41 PM

"orc up!" .. sounds like a battle cry for "man up!". i like it.

i dont know why im going to post this but ..

edit - im taking out the rather mundane story i posted. i dont think anyone wants to read about horse poop in an alleyway.

BaltimoreSkins · 12-31-2014, 09:50 AM

The old lady and I went to the restaurant we got married at for our 5th anniversary on the 29th. Since the in-laws took the kids for the night we made the poor choice of befriending the bar tender. We were useless the next day.

Chico23231 · 12-31-2014, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaltimoreSkins

The old lady and I went to the restaurant we got married at for our 5th anniversary on the 29th. Since the in-laws took the kids for the night we made the poor choice of befriending the bar tender. We were useless the next day.

Yeah, befriending bartenders I found its easier on the wallet, but more physical pain the next day.

MTK · 02-14-2015, 09:27 PM

over the mountain · 04-25-2015, 10:55 PM

edit

over the mountain · 04-25-2015, 10:56 PM

she sd in clear terms: no dancing to nas.

over the mountain · 04-25-2015, 10:57 PM

edit

over the mountain · 04-25-2015, 10:58 PM

edit - free drinks all night = stupid

DynamiteRave · 04-26-2015, 12:30 AM

lol I'm halfway to 29 and I don't feel like I can drink the same way I did anymore. The last 2 times I drank I ended up projectile vomiting the next day and it just doesn't feel worth it anymore. The hangovers feel worse than they did when I was younger. My best drinking days were 18-25. Last time I went out I was the DD, and for my efforts, my boss pissed in my car. lol but I still had a good time.

So I feel like the DD of this thread.

Happy drinking!

over the mountain · 04-27-2015, 11:54 AM

yeah i was hurting a lil bit the next day. def cannot party like i used to. which is a good thing.

over the mountain · 09-20-2015, 09:18 PM

I like things.

07-30-2014, 02:25 AM	#1
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 33,996	Re: Drunk Thread Yup I'm drinking bullet whiskey on a Wednesday morning at 225 am __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

08-09-2014, 06:26 PM	#2
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread So the lady and child went to va for a weekend family reunion which means I get a hall pass this weekend. I live in upper fells point which is nice bc I can start bar hoping outside my door. But I am writing for something much more important. I've come up with an ingenuous idea. My lady's bday is in 3 weeks. I am going to buy and wrap her a present before she gets back and leave it in the closet where she will see it every day for 3 weeks. Every she looks in the closet I will be scoring kinky sex points. Granted each time it will be very small almost negligible points but 5 times day for 21 days equals a lot of happiness for her. Every time she sees it she will be surprised and shocked I actually remembered and didn't last second half ass it. Shit I will be scoring points during the week when I'm at work and not even home Man I am one whopped whipped trained lap dog

08-17-2014, 11:57 PM	#3
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,355	Re: Drunk Thread can i still be consider drunk if I can still type properly? Got a nice buzz going right now yet I can still type properly. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abc's won't you come and sign with me?

12-27-2014, 11:01 PM	#4
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 33,996	Re: Drunk Thread Yeah it's the holidays and jack Daniels I'd saying yeah Orc up __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

12-30-2014, 01:41 PM	#5
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread "orc up!" .. sounds like a battle cry for "man up!". i like it. i dont know why im going to post this but .. edit - im taking out the rather mundane story i posted. i dont think anyone wants to read about horse poop in an alleyway. __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful Last edited by over the mountain; 12-30-2014 at 02:32 PM.

12-31-2014, 09:50 AM	#6
BaltimoreSkins Pro Bowl Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Parkton, MD Posts: 5,537	Re: Drunk Thread The old lady and I went to the restaurant we got married at for our 5th anniversary on the 29th. Since the in-laws took the kids for the night we made the poor choice of befriending the bar tender. We were useless the next day.

02-14-2015, 09:27 PM	#8
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 51 Posts: 99,427	Drunk Thread __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

04-25-2015, 10:55 PM	#9
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread edit Last edited by over the mountain; 04-27-2015 at 11:52 AM.

04-25-2015, 10:56 PM	#10
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread she sd in clear terms: no dancing to nas.

04-25-2015, 10:57 PM	#11
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread edit Last edited by over the mountain; 04-27-2015 at 11:52 AM.

04-25-2015, 10:58 PM	#12
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread edit - free drinks all night = stupid Last edited by over the mountain; 04-27-2015 at 11:52 AM.

04-26-2015, 12:30 AM	#13
DynamiteRave Living Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 37 Posts: 16,866	Re: Drunk Thread lol I'm halfway to 29 and I don't feel like I can drink the same way I did anymore. The last 2 times I drank I ended up projectile vomiting the next day and it just doesn't feel worth it anymore. The hangovers feel worse than they did when I was younger. My best drinking days were 18-25. Last time I went out I was the DD, and for my efforts, my boss pissed in my car. lol but I still had a good time. So I feel like the DD of this thread. Happy drinking! __________________ Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best. I've been a part of this message board for 17 years. Damn I'm old.

04-27-2015, 11:54 AM	#14
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread yeah i was hurting a lil bit the next day. def cannot party like i used to. which is a good thing.

09-20-2015, 09:18 PM	#15
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread I like things. __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful Last edited by over the mountain; 09-24-2015 at 10:27 AM.

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