What REALLY grinds your gears?

[SmootSmack]

Your sig. Yeah you know who you are. What the hell is up with that sig? Were you on an acid trip when you wrote those lines?

[MTK]

Can someone explain to me why people take pics of themselves in their cars? Or in front of bathroom mirrors?

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

Can someone explain to me why people take pics of themselves in their cars? Or in front of bathroom mirrors?

Because it's cool?

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Because it's cool?

Sure it is!

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

Can someone explain to me why people take pics of themselves in their cars? Or in front of bathroom mirrors?

did you see the Scarlett Johansson shot? pretty thick for a white chick. very nice

[mredskins]

I never realized this but Jsarno started this thread.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by mredskins

I never realized this but Jsarno started this thread.

RIP, jsarno.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Monkeydad

RIP, jsarno.

IS he dead? No.

[los panda]

if you've been waiting in a long line, and another register opens - that cashier just announces it instead of helping/taking the customer who had been waiting the longest. i was a cashier in high school and always played it fair

[Monkeydad]

No, but he logged on and posted 3 times last year, in January, April and November. Not yet in 2012.

[los panda]

cell phone videos shot vertically. never seen a tall screen tv or a tall screen computer monitor, seen plenty of wide screens though...

[NC_Skins]

Ok, I"m going full rage mode here.




What grinds my gears? Lazy ass state workers. I can understand having a downtime from not having anything to do, but when issues come up, get off your ass and do your job. When I check your calendar, and schedule a meeting to run some networking tests at a remote site, ****ING BE AVAILABLE YOU PIECES OF SHIT. Better yet, don't accept the invite and then send me multiple emails the day of trying to get out of doing your job.

First email: Are you still planning on heading to remote location today? We’re supposed to get a bad storm this afternoon.

My reply: Yes I do. If by chance it’s bad around noon when I leave, I’ll postpone it. If not, I’ll be heading down so I can get this out of the way.

Her reply: OK. My coworker is working from home today and I have the Firewall Audit vendor on-site. I’ll try to be available for you if you need me, but I’m not sure how much assistance I can offer. Considering the info that was learned about the site when we met a few weeks ago, it sounds like the general design may be at the heart of it.

THAT"S WHY I CHECK PEOPLE"S CALENDARS BEFORE INVITING THEM TO STUFF!!! God damnit, I hate state workers sometimes. It's obvious this sorry lazy bitch is trying to get out of doing her job.


Know what else grinds my gears? Having a boss that makes double what I make without no college degree or IT certification, and he can't even remember shit from last week that we had a 2 hour meeting on. He's asking me about how long this unit has had networking issues, when it was HE that originally sent me the email about them having issues, AND the fact he's been included in ALL of my ****ing emails detailing everything.

Really? Really? ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME? Double my salary and I have to hold your ****ing hand?

[over the mountain]

do you know what really grinds my gears?

pregnant and post-partum women.

when they're pregnant you cant tell them how wrong they are, ever. and trust me, they get dumb as shit when they are pregnant. its my fault you forgot why you went upstairs? really? my ****ing dog goes upstairs with a purpose, drinks some water and completes his mission. he doesnt walk around in circles in the kitchen for ten minutes like a retarded 4 yr old.

on top of the fact they get a free pass for letting loose the most foul and heinous farts you ever smelt in your life. honestly, wtf is that. in public, in the bed. we couldnt walk through the grocery store without her suddenly rushing me along from an aisle. your foul and your ass stinks. towards the end it was worse b/c she didnt een care abiut crop dusting anymore. no shame, no guilt, just stand there bathing in an almost visible cloud of butt funk. dont blame it on hormones. its more like death vapors leaking out your butt hole. it aint cute either.

[SBXVII]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

do you know what really grinds my gears?

pregnant and post-partum women.

when they're pregnant you cant tell them how wrong they are, ever. and trust me, they get dumb as shit when they are pregnant. its my fault you forgot why you went upstairs? really? my ****ing dog goes upstairs with a purpose, drinks some water and completes his mission. he doesnt walk around in circles in the kitchen for ten minutes like a retarded 4 yr old.

on top of the fact they get a free pass for letting loose the most foul and heinous farts you ever smelt in your life. honestly, wtf is that. in public, in the bed. we couldnt walk through the grocery store without her suddenly rushing me along from an aisle. your foul and your ass stinks. towards the end it was worse b/c she didnt een care abiut crop dusting anymore. no shame, no guilt, just stand there bathing in an almost visible cloud of butt funk. dont blame it on hormones. its more like death vapors leaking out your butt hole. it aint cute either.

Then you going to love the hell out of menopause. lol.

Your fart gripe is hilarious. My wife blames her farts on having her gallbladder taken out. She says everything makes her gassy and she'll go all day holding that shit at work but when she gets home in front of me its PPPLLLLLBBBBBTTTTT. She's around other women all day, one would think it would be like being around the guys, but no she saves it for when she is at home. I complain everytime. I tell her she's supposed to crap in the bathroom, or fart their, then I'll be in the bathroom and she'll walk in and fart and laugh or if I have to get something while she's in the bathroom say brushing her teeth she lets loose. I'm like WTF? and she's like you told me to do it in the bathroom.

[los panda]

Originally Posted by SBXVII

she'll go all day holding that shit at work

tell her to walk to the ladies room and stop holding it