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06-20-2006, 04:00 AM | #1 |
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
surprising that that kind of point blank rampage only took out two people. too bad the first guy wasn't able to pop him on the spot.
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06-20-2006, 05:23 AM | #2 |
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Beware of Human (1) Robert E. Mays, 64, an associate dean at the University of Southern Illinois, agreed to plead guilty in June to biting a man on the leg when he had stopped to help Mays after a March traffic accident. (2) Louisville, Ky., middle school teacher Caroline Kolb was fired in March after a January incident in which she bit a 14-year-old student on the back as punishment. (3) Janet W. Strong, 53, was charged by police in April with biting a toddler at her Loving Touch Child Care center in Milton, Fla. (4) An assistant to boxer Mike Tyson revealed in March that he had settled his lawsuit stemming from a May 2003 incident in which he had accused Tyson, who was angry about a road-rage incident, of punching him and then biting him on the leg. [CBS News-AP, 5-26-06] [San Francisco Chronicle-AP, 3-14-06] [Pensacola News Journal, 4-20- 06] [New York Post, 3-17-06]
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06-20-2006, 05:24 AM | #3 |
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The Continuing Crisis
In April, Elgin, Ill., police said they gave confidential informant Robert Bridges, 29, $300 to buy 7 grams of cocaine and sent him into a drug house for a sting, but later they got tired of waiting for him to leave, and they stormed the house. Inside, they found Bridges, intoxicated, with no money and only 2.8 grams of cocaine left. [Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, Ill.), 4-27-06] AHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!You got to admit it. It was clever! |
06-21-2006, 06:37 PM | #4 |
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I like this guy
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06-21-2006, 06:50 PM | #5 |
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speaking of crazy Asians...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4LOs...connie%20chung
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Wordplays on pop culture buzzwords just isn't that funny - sounds like something senior citizens would get a kick out of: "I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading." Har har har.
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You also have to realize that he's been doing this for 30+ years, so he's been copied so many times that now he actually seems unoriginal.
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06-21-2006, 07:09 PM | #11 |
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i have seen him a few times before online doing stand up. I know he is considered one of the funniest people ever. I don't know much past that.
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I saw the entire show and that guy is hilarious. I am thinking that was meant to be a kind of poetry jam kind of thing.
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06-21-2006, 10:30 PM | #14 |
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he should probably just mention poop more
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George Carlin and the 7 words u can't say on TV is one of the funniest comedy routines I've ever heard.
and as the title of the video asks: WTF is up with Connie Chung? that was almost as bad as listening to yoko ono or however u spell her name.
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