Drunk Thread

over the mountain · 10-02-2011, 10:55 PM

shoot, i got up to my corner bar, heard the ravens game fireworks go off. got a seat, talked with my bartender buddy who was wearing a stitched monk jersey, he looked outside there was 4 ravens fans, he said he knew they wouldnt make it thru the 1st quarter, lol they didnt even make it to the game. 2 were throwing up outside and the other 2 walked in and began throwing their jerseys around. i drank a few. this drunk group of girls were getting absoletly plowed with shots from the monk bartender. i mean every 5 mins a new shot of rounds with group pics taken. eventually 1 looked over at me (wearing a skins hoodie and an Os hat) and said "aint that an oxymoron wearing DC and baltimore". i gave her the death stare. i ordered one for the orad, started walking out and she said "thats illegal, thats illegal:, i said "you must not be from around here".

well thats even a good story really, just a story. had a free raven ticket thoo from one of the too drunk raven fans who was drinking with the group of girls.

going to j patricks now for 1 with live irish music every night except wednesdays, literally 2 houses down. no tvs and no cursin thoo. i mean a strict no cursing rule. omalley drinks there. i wish i had a better story to tell but i didnt want to get into it with those drunk girls, thats entertainment for the bar, they were steady watering their plants. ... well maybe something will happen at jps but i doubt it.

over the mountain · 10-16-2011, 08:19 AM

nobodies drunk yet? started drinking? im gonna go out to my car for a coffee from royal farms hoping beyong hope that j patricks (they bets most authentic irish bar in the world, literally google it, which is a few doors down from my house) is open but i know it aint.

they have the best irish cofee, 5 diff liqs in there. they say they open at 8 am but every frakin day they have a sign sayin open late at 5 pm, especially on sundays cuz they dont have any tvs . . .or windows for that matter.

edit - im gonna have to pretend for the next few hours on the ride up to PA i didnt wake up drunk then pretend for the following 8 hours im not dead ass tired ....for this dang ass wedding in PA . .during a football sunday . . .

Dirtbag59 · 11-12-2011, 01:11 AM

$100,000 bottle of champagne?

DynamiteRave · 11-12-2011, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

$100,000 bottle of champagne?

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over the mountain · 11-14-2011, 12:52 AM

blood sport!!!

im sitting in my basement debating whether i should try and sneak out to get a 6 pack. i already know they answer, it is no. a resouding no.

i just farted. a really loud fart. it verberated and all that.

there is no reason for me to leave. im 33 (i jst farted again) and am an attorney, in addition i have to take my lady to DC tomorrow morning to DC . . .

oui . .. i think im am gonna step out to the bar, it literrally right next store but dang

them dudes in the movie are chanting . . .

over the mountain · 11-14-2011, 12:57 AM

say it ... SAY IT!!!! SAAYY ITTTT!!!!!!

lol yes yes and yes!!! **** yes! thats a way to end a movie.

over the mountain · 11-14-2011, 12:58 AM

just glad your on our side kid...

NC_Skins · 11-14-2011, 01:05 AM

OTM drunk stories are where it's at.

mlmpetert · 11-30-2011, 01:14 PM

Space Beer:

Natural Light Beer Sent into Outer Space | Video | TheBlaze.com

mooby · 11-30-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mlmpetert

Space Beer:

Natural Light Beer Sent into Outer Space | Video | TheBlaze.com

Does Natty Light even qualify as a beer? I'm sitting next to a bottle of water that probably has the similar alcohol percentage as the Natty Light right now.

MTK · 11-30-2011, 06:42 PM

I'm not even sure I've ever had Natty Lite. Our cheap beer of choice in college was always Old Milwaukee or Milwaukee's Best. Horrible stuff but damn it was cheap.

GMScud · 11-30-2011, 06:49 PM

I've got a sixer of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale chilling down in the fridge right now. You feel me Matty? Gonna have a few of those bad boys tonight and catch up on Boardwalk Empire and The Walking Dead.

MTK · 11-30-2011, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

I've got a sixer of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale chilling down in the fridge right now. You feel me Matty? Gonna have a few of those bad boys tonight and catch up on Boardwalk Empire and The Walking Dead.

Oh yeah I was all over that as soon as it hit the stores a few weeks ago. Had a couple last night, probably will tonight too.

mredskins · 11-30-2011, 07:59 PM

Celebration ale is out! Must get!

MTK · 11-30-2011, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

Celebration ale is out! Must get!

It's a celebration bitches!

10-02-2011, 10:55 PM	#1
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread shoot, i got up to my corner bar, heard the ravens game fireworks go off. got a seat, talked with my bartender buddy who was wearing a stitched monk jersey, he looked outside there was 4 ravens fans, he said he knew they wouldnt make it thru the 1st quarter, lol they didnt even make it to the game. 2 were throwing up outside and the other 2 walked in and began throwing their jerseys around. i drank a few. this drunk group of girls were getting absoletly plowed with shots from the monk bartender. i mean every 5 mins a new shot of rounds with group pics taken. eventually 1 looked over at me (wearing a skins hoodie and an Os hat) and said "aint that an oxymoron wearing DC and baltimore". i gave her the death stare. i ordered one for the orad, started walking out and she said "thats illegal, thats illegal:, i said "you must not be from around here". well thats even a good story really, just a story. had a free raven ticket thoo from one of the too drunk raven fans who was drinking with the group of girls. going to j patricks now for 1 with live irish music every night except wednesdays, literally 2 houses down. no tvs and no cursin thoo. i mean a strict no cursing rule. omalley drinks there. i wish i had a better story to tell but i didnt want to get into it with those drunk girls, thats entertainment for the bar, they were steady watering their plants. ... well maybe something will happen at jps but i doubt it. __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

10-16-2011, 08:19 AM	#2
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread nobodies drunk yet? started drinking? im gonna go out to my car for a coffee from royal farms hoping beyong hope that j patricks (they bets most authentic irish bar in the world, literally google it, which is a few doors down from my house) is open but i know it aint. they have the best irish cofee, 5 diff liqs in there. they say they open at 8 am but every frakin day they have a sign sayin open late at 5 pm, especially on sundays cuz they dont have any tvs . . .or windows for that matter. edit - im gonna have to pretend for the next few hours on the ride up to PA i didnt wake up drunk then pretend for the following 8 hours im not dead ass tired ....for this dang ass wedding in PA . .during a football sunday . . . __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful Last edited by over the mountain; 10-16-2011 at 09:10 AM.

11-12-2011, 01:11 AM	#3
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 38 Posts: 14,750	Re: Drunk Thread $100,000 bottle of champagne? __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

11-14-2011, 12:52 AM	#5
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread blood sport!!! im sitting in my basement debating whether i should try and sneak out to get a 6 pack. i already know they answer, it is no. a resouding no. i just farted. a really loud fart. it verberated and all that. there is no reason for me to leave. im 33 (i jst farted again) and am an attorney, in addition i have to take my lady to DC tomorrow morning to DC . . . oui . .. i think im am gonna step out to the bar, it literrally right next store but dang them dudes in the movie are chanting . . . __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

11-14-2011, 12:57 AM	#6
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread say it ... SAY IT!!!! SAAYY ITTTT!!!!!! lol yes yes and yes!!! **** yes! thats a way to end a movie. __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

11-14-2011, 12:58 AM	#7
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Drunk Thread just glad your on our side kid... __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

11-14-2011, 01:05 AM	#8
NC_Skins Gamebreaker Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 14,258	Re: Drunk Thread OTM drunk stories are where it's at. __________________ "So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty

11-30-2011, 01:14 PM	#9
mlmpetert Playmaker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Richmond Posts: 3,261	Re: Drunk Thread Space Beer: Natural Light Beer Sent into Outer Space \| Video \| TheBlaze.com __________________ www.NRABannedGunsRaffle.org

11-30-2011, 06:42 PM	#11
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 51 Posts: 99,427	Re: Drunk Thread I'm not even sure I've ever had Natty Lite. Our cheap beer of choice in college was always Old Milwaukee or Milwaukee's Best. Horrible stuff but damn it was cheap. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

11-30-2011, 06:49 PM	#12
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: Drunk Thread I've got a sixer of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale chilling down in the fridge right now. You feel me Matty? Gonna have a few of those bad boys tonight and catch up on Boardwalk Empire and The Walking Dead. __________________ Tardy

11-30-2011, 07:59 PM	#14
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,528	Celebration ale is out! Must get! __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

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