Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells

warpaint · 04-15-2010, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by tryfuhl

even Gruden wouldn't bring Tebow into camp

I have conspiracy theory, If Clevland drafts Tebow that right there will lock up Chucky as their next HC. You have Holmgren-Gruden connection, and that dickhead coach they have right now wont ever coach again in the NFL he is just a stop gap.

DBUCHANON101 · 04-15-2010, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by warpaint

I have conspiracy theory, If Clevland drafts Tebow that right there will lock up Chucky as their next HC. You have Holmgren-Gruden connection, and that dickhead coach they have right now wont ever coach again in the NFL he is just a stop gap.

Cleveland, ugh i wouldnt wish that on anyone.. I could see Tebow going to N.E late 2nd. they have 3 picks i believe in that round and it was rumored a while back that BB would have packages to get him and Brady on the field at the same time.

SmootSmack · 04-15-2010, 08:20 AM

I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about

over the mountain · 04-15-2010, 11:23 AM

i dont see what the big deal about the video is.

jerry got drunk and was talking some football.

the only aholes i see are the guys budding up to jerry, asking him questions and videotaping it. im guessin their boys fans. you get a chance to talk shop with jerry jones and you videotape it and put it in the net? thats freakin gay.

KLHJ2 · 04-15-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about

That would make me lose all respect for Gruden. I like that guy.

Cooley1 · 04-15-2010, 11:55 AM

OMG this is sooo funny.

I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week.

Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas.

So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

Pocket$ $traight · 04-15-2010, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cooley1

OMG this is sooo funny.

I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week.

Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas.

So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

Dude, your stupidity was staying in. If they are going to kiss that dinosaur you could have had a threesome!

Just tell them that Jimmy Johnson gave you some extenze!!! (Btw and endorser named "Jimmy Johnson" for an enhancement product. Hollywood couldn't have scripted it any better....)

MTK · 04-15-2010, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SkinDogg

Sad fact: I'd drink with him before I'd drink with Snyder.

So you would turn down having a drink with the owner of your favorite team in favor of the owner of our most hated rival??

Am I missing something here?

Beemnseven · 04-15-2010, 03:13 PM

^Taking the team thing out of it, just based on who'd you rather hang out and get drunk with as a human being, I'd have to agree with SkinDogg.

MTK · 04-15-2010, 04:32 PM

Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars.

warpaint · 04-15-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SkinDogg

Sad fact: I'd drink with him before I'd drink with Snyder.

Noway I'd rather have few with DS. Drinking with JJ would be ok for second, then later on I'd get arrested for assault on Skelator.

Dirtbag59 · 04-15-2010, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about

I sure hope not. Actually why don't they hire Jim Zorn? He knows the NFC East and does a great job of developing offensive rookies.

GMScud · 04-15-2010, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars.

Snyder is a big fan of red wine from what I hear, and you're right about the cigars.

SmootSmack · 04-15-2010, 11:03 PM

I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either

GMScud · 04-15-2010, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either

Well, he did as recently as last year's offseason, not sure about now though.

04-15-2010, 08:20 AM	#63
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

04-15-2010, 11:23 AM	#64
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells i dont see what the big deal about the video is. jerry got drunk and was talking some football. the only aholes i see are the guys budding up to jerry, asking him questions and videotaping it. im guessin their boys fans. you get a chance to talk shop with jerry jones and you videotape it and put it in the net? thats freakin gay. __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

04-15-2010, 11:55 AM	#66
Cooley1 Special Teams Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 105	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells OMG this is sooo funny. I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week. Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas. So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

04-15-2010, 03:13 PM	#69
Beemnseven Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Beach Age: 50 Posts: 5,311	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells ^Taking the team thing out of it, just based on who'd you rather hang out and get drunk with as a human being, I'd have to agree with SkinDogg.

04-15-2010, 04:32 PM	#70
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,464	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

04-15-2010, 11:03 PM	#74
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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