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I've puked in some odd places but was never passed out bad enough to piss on myself.
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04-09-2011, 12:14 AM
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04-09-2011, 03:54 AM
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We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.
Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment. |
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When I was in college, this one apartment I lived in had the bathroom door and closet door side by side. I was so hammered in the middle of the night one time, I walked in the closet, peed all over all of my shoes, and went back to sleep. I woke in the morning and went to put on a pair of flip flops to go grab breakfast... slosh slosh. And I was so hungover that the smell/feeling of putting my feet in a pile of piss made me throw up. Pretty awesome.
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04-09-2011, 06:38 AM
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I've peed on so many things drunk. My best was a wild owl.
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i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.
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All right what we sippin on for the Draft?
Im rolling with 22 of Smuttynose IPA, a couple Sierra Nevada's Glissade in reserve. Gotta break out Knob Creek 9 year single barrel if we draft smart with the first pick and im chugging a hawaiian blue Four Loko if we trade up to get Locker to erase the pain
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I'm very jealous of the Smuttynose, cant get it around here.
I got a 12 pack of Sam Adams Noble Pils and some Fris vodka for tonight. Need to behave myself though, its only Thursday night.
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Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter.
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