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Old 09-21-2010, 11:59 AM   #661
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had to do a "penalty shot" this weekend. went to this bar that has a rule that you must completely finish your drink before you get a new one. sometimes my lady lets her beer get a lil warm and she wont finish the last quarter or so.

well she wants a new beer, he aint given her one til she comlies with the bar rules. (they owner actually screwed me one time. i ordered a gin n tonic, he made it virtually all gin, it was disgusting, i had to pour it out in the bathroom so i could get a new drink. bastard did it on purpose).

anyways, i grabbed her beer and finish it. bartender sees me. he declares a penalty shot, poured me a shot out of some bottle they had under the counter, not lined up with their normal liqs. it was clear, i say "what is this water?", down the shot, it was warm crappy gin with a taste of pickles or something.

well about 10 mins later my stomach starts churning and turning. f'in bastards.
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:51 PM   #662
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Sounds like maybe you was drinkin some shine i make some good stuff in my backyard trailer yeeeehawwww
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:32 PM   #663
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dang boy you got a backyard trailer to your trailer? lucky bastard. aint no way there both double wide thoo, i guarantee that.
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:47 PM   #664
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had to do a "penalty shot" this weekend. went to this bar that has a rule that you must completely finish your drink before you get a new one. sometimes my lady lets her beer get a lil warm and she wont finish the last quarter or so.

well she wants a new beer, he aint given her one til she comlies with the bar rules. (they owner actually screwed me one time. i ordered a gin n tonic, he made it virtually all gin, it was disgusting, i had to pour it out in the bathroom so i could get a new drink. bastard did it on purpose).

anyways, i grabbed her beer and finish it. bartender sees me. he declares a penalty shot, poured me a shot out of some bottle they had under the counter, not lined up with their normal liqs. it was clear, i say "what is this water?", down the shot, it was warm crappy gin with a taste of pickles or something.

well about 10 mins later my stomach starts churning and turning. f'in bastards.
Hmmm. by the sound of it...pretty sure that's...Dog urine
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Old 09-26-2010, 01:13 PM   #665
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Want to go ahead give a shout out to another mighty damn fine beer I had many times with no complaints. Heavy Seas "Loose Cannon IPA" made by Clipper City Brewery out of B-more. Packs a punch at 7.25%, but this IPA has a moderate intial floral hop taste which finishes smooth with balance up front as well back. Surprising light IPA for such a smooth taste much like a Laganitas IPA or one of my favorite beers: Breckenridge Trademark Pale Ale. Give this unique, very floral, aromatic Clipper City beer a try. Cheers

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Old 10-03-2010, 08:53 PM   #666
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Savoring the win with a couple of these

Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale - Smuttynose Brewing Company - Portsmouth, NH - BeerAdvocate

One of the better pumpkin ales I've had.
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Old 10-20-2010, 03:40 PM   #667
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The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com
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Old 10-20-2010, 04:04 PM   #668
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When it comes to sh*tty beer here is what I prefer:
1. Bud Light
2. Southpaw Light
3. Bud Select
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Funniest thing about that list is you could retitled it Most Profitable Beers in the World and it be fairly similar.


My Keystone Light a strong 16! Oh yeah!
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Old 10-20-2010, 04:52 PM   #670
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It it weren't for college kids, most of these beers would be non-existent. I was disappointed that Golden Anniversary wasn't on there. Worst beer ever in my book.
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Old 10-20-2010, 05:41 PM   #671
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When it comes to sh*tty beer here is what I prefer:
1. Bud Light
2. Southpaw Light
3. Bud Select
I miss my Southpaw. I could only get it when I was in college. No place around here sells it at all.

And mredskins... KEYSTONE ALL THE WAY.
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Old 10-20-2010, 05:42 PM   #672
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PBR didn't make the list? Interesting...
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Old 10-20-2010, 05:45 PM   #673
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PBR is complete garbage. I myself am a Corona man.
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I won't lie... I drink all the crappy beers when I'm trying to get drunk. The best tasting crappy beers are PBR and Keystone Light. ALSO, if anyone has ever had "Beer 30", it's not bad considering the 30 pack is 11 bucks.

Corona is a good brew, but I've been a changed Mexican beer man since Modelo Especial.
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Old 10-20-2010, 06:29 PM   #675
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It it weren't for college kids, most of these beers would be non-existent. I was disappointed that Golden Anniversary wasn't on there. Worst beer ever in my book.
Worst beer in my book probably Schlitz in a can...MGD regular is pretty f*ing bad too.

Lotta Malt Liquor on the list....I went through my 40 phase back in the early to mid 90s....all right yall give me your favorite 40. I say Colt 45 Double Malt was king for me back in the day, followed by the blue bull, then King Kobra...
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