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ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2008, 04:34 PM

LB, what appliance would you use to mercilessly beat a TV exec about the face and neck if he insulted your cooking?

Hog1 · 04-01-2008, 04:35 PM

If this is not a 4-1 deal, get a net

12thMan · 04-01-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

like i need a 20 yr old to told me what to do

peace

This is total bullshit! Hahaha I love how they're wearing the whole BBQ thing on their sleeves today. It's a damn good imperonation though.

I maintain, until I see a few 'yers' in there I won't believe it's SBF.

BleedBurgundy · 04-01-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

I would never lay my hands on a woman unless she deserved it. But no, the producer was a guy and he deserved every punch he got.

Peace,
Mike

That phrase should only be said while wearing a BBQ sauce stained wife beater. And standing outside a trailer home. Other than that, it's completely unacceptable.

PWNED · 04-01-2008, 04:45 PM

sweep the leg!

celts32 · 04-01-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!

that sounds so GD good!

BleedBurgundy · 04-01-2008, 04:47 PM

Ok... let's see here... return of PWNED, SBF and some bizarre offffffiss character... Coincidence?

12thMan · 04-01-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PWNED

sweep the leg!

Wan;t that Schneed's auto sig a long time ago??

12thMan · 04-01-2008, 04:50 PM

Appearantly Offis and SBF have either been banned for life or they're on a very long vacation and can't come on here and bitch and moan...but PWNED...no one has nailed this character down yet?

PWNED · 04-01-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

Ok... let's see here... return of PWNED, SBF and some bizarre offffffiss character... Coincidence?

Lady Brave · 04-01-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

LB, what appliance would you use to mercilessly beat a TV exec about the face and neck if he insulted your cooking?

If a good bludgeoning is in order and I need some weight behind it, I would have to go with a large crock pot.

For the lighter work, I would be inclined to use a George Foreman grill.

PWNED · 04-01-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Wan;t that Schneed's auto sig a long time ago??

maybe, but its without a doubt the way to defeat SBF.

or was that wrong?

Lady Brave · 04-01-2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

Ok... let's see here... return of PWNED, SBF and some bizarre offffffiss character... Coincidence?

Yeah, we're having some sort of weird reunion here lately. All we need is for paulskinsfan to make an appearance and everything will be complete.

PWNED · 04-01-2008, 04:56 PM

paulskinsfan is locked in SBFs basement and is putting the lotion on its skin.

Hog1 · 04-01-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Brave

If a good bludgeoning is in order and I need some weight behind it, I would have to go with a large crock pot.

For the lighter work, I would be inclined to use a George Foreman grill.

Good call on the GF! It's like an extension of my body. When there's trouble a...brewin' down on the cellblock. I grab my GF (4-burger model) and, it is on!
Naturally, I save the family meat burner for...like jail break...........or a

woman unless she deserved it

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BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required Ok... let's see here... return of PWNED, SBF and some bizarre offffffiss character... Coincidence? __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

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12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required Appearantly Offis and SBF have either been banned for life or they're on a very long vacation and can't come on here and bitch and moan...but PWNED...no one has nailed this character down yet?

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PWNED The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 32 Posts: 1,160	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required paulskinsfan is locked in SBFs basement and is putting the lotion on its skin. __________________ 143 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

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