F... recurring dreams

[RobH4413]

Originally Posted by hooskins

I have those alot, and most of them are about sex lol. Usually I met a celeb who is really horny, and I know I have thought "hey I should just have sex with her" during the dream, and sure enough it happens.

Crazy thing is, couple times I have woken up from those, and gone back to sleep making myself think about those thoughts, and sure enough I fall back into that same dream with full control.

It is like playing a porno video game in your sleep.

I think you have some pent up frustrations hoo.. you must not get out enough.

[djnemo65]

Originally Posted by Buster

Doesn't sound like you're Mark Brunell, sounds like you're:














HA!


*this was in no way a political statement, I was trying to think of the QB I saw this year who dropped the ball while trying to pass and I remembered this guy's football skills.

OMG, you are right. I'm him. Those are unbelievably hilarious.

[cpayne5]

Does anyone sleep walk/talk?

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Kerry is a baller, look at the technique on the double team of the 9 year old

No no no...the 9 year-old is his lineman...saving his butt from that monster LB in the purple.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by djnemo65

OMG, you are right. I'm him. Those are unbelievably hilarious.

Especially the long-snapping photo...how is that even possible to get into that position?

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by cpayne5

Does anyone sleep walk/talk?

How would I know? I'm sleeping!

[cpayne5]

Originally Posted by Buster

How would I know? I'm sleeping!

Other people would tell you.

They tell me, atleast. I have always been a sleep walker/talker. I do it just about every night. Kinda freaks out other people when they first witness it.

I've woken up outside several times and countless times in various places in the house. Usually when I wake up, it takes a few minutes for my mind to enter 'reality' so I sometimes continue trying to do the stupid things I was trying to do before waking up. For example, I woke up one time looking for snakes in my room. It took me a minute or two to realize that there really weren't snakes in my room and that I should go back to bed. My wife told me that I was pacing our bedroom one night cheering the skins. She said I kept saying "50, 40, 30, 20, 10!!!". For some reason, I never feel like I get a full nights rest. :smashfrea

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Buster

No no no...the 9 year-old is his lineman...saving his butt from that monster LB in the purple.

He should have went for the cut block, the kid is getting destroyed

LOL

[RobH4413]

Originally Posted by cpayne5

Other people would tell you.

They tell me, atleast. I have always been a sleep walker/talker. I do it just about every night. Kinda freaks out other people when they first witness it.

I've woken up outside several times and countless times in various places in the house. Usually when I wake up, it takes a few minutes for my mind to enter 'reality' so I sometimes continue trying to do the stupid things I was trying to do before waking up. For example, I woke up one time looking for snakes in my room. It took me a minute or two to realize that there really weren't snakes in my room and that I should go back to bed. My wife told me that I was pacing our bedroom one night cheering the skins. She said I kept saying "50, 40, 30, 20, 10!!!". For some reason, I never feel like I get a full nights rest. :smashfrea

That's funny as shit...

I've awken looking for a sabertooth tiger that was looking at me through my windo... I looked out and was really confused. It took me several seconds to go through the thought process of

A) Siberian Tigers are extinct
B) I live on the second story, so even if it wasn't extinct, it wouldn't have been looking in my window.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by RobH4413

That's funny as shit...

I've awken looking for a sabertooth tiger that was looking at me through my windo... I looked out and was really confused. It took me several seconds to go through the thought process of

A) Siberian Tigers are extinct
B) I live on the second story, so even if it wasn't extinct, it wouldn't have been looking in my window.

A) No they're not. Amur Tiger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

B) +

[MTK]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

A) No they're not. Amur Tiger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

B) +

Noooooooooooo not a tiger!!

I must strangle him!

[RobH4413]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

A) No they're not. Amur Tiger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

B) +

hahahhaahha! thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. I didn't mean to write Siberian tiger in the list tho, if you look at my first paragraph I wrote Sabertooth... nevertheless, I'm sure it could have happened.

Now I'll never get to sleep.

[RobH4413]

By the by,

one plus to a losing season...

The traffic over here in my beloved off topic forum shoots through the roof. I can't get enough!

[love them hogs]

Originally Posted by cpayne5

Does anyone sleep walk/talk?

I myself have been known to do strange things in my sleep.Although I have never gotten up and walkled around I have said and done many wierd things in my sleep.
For example I have sat up in bed and said "nice shoes, no clothes"? I have also been known to talk some straight up jibberish and when asked what the f I just said,I would say the exact same jibberish as before.As if my mind and mouth were just not connected.
Another time I was slipping in and out of a dream and would say something that was related to my dream but totally unrelated to reality like "Hey man, dont sit on that plastic fork".
More recently I have been waking myself up doing this ungodly moan that I cant even do when I am awake.It is such an unnatural sound that it scares the shit out of me.I dont ever remember my dreams so I have no clue what makes me do these things but it is kind of embarasing to wake up my girl that way and have no explanation for it.

[MTK]

When I'm having a bad dream I tend to make these strange huffing noises where I breath in and out really fast through my mouth. I told my wife a long time ago if she hears me making these noise to wake me up.

Recently I had a weird episode where I was having a bad dream and I started making these noises, but I was in that half awake/half asleep state. So I could actually hear myself making these noises, but I couldn't actually wake up, and my wife wasn't waking me up. So I told myself to be louder and the whole time I'm thinking, wake me up, wake me up! She eventually did, it was really weird.