Drunk Tales

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-29-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

haha..wow pissing on church propery..havent done that one yet

Like I said, I felt rather guilty. I'm not religious in the least, but I try to at least have respect for it. I wouldn't knowingly do that.

On that walk back we also got lost and ended up in someone's chicken coop. They were pissed when we woke up all the chickens at like 3am.

MTK · 06-29-2006, 11:36 PM

Anybody got any good DWI stories?

I know it's no laughing matter these days, but back in high school that's all we did. Get a case of beer and drive around town slamming beers.

724Skinsfan · 06-29-2006, 11:40 PM

Not me but there were some times when I know I would have been instantly thrown in jail if I had been pulled over.

hooskins · 06-29-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Anybody got any good DWI stories?

I know it's no laughing matter these days, but back in high school that's all we did. Get a case of beer and drive around town slamming beers.

yeah its not a thing that i encourage at all, but honestly from my opinion everyone should experience what it feels like, from a safety point of view, but not if they are shitfaced drunk. I mean back in HS there were a couple times where i had to get back home, just need to sober up, suck it up, and go for it.

hooskins · 06-29-2006, 11:53 PM

we are going clubbing to DC, and we pregaming, and my other friends smoke alotta green, so they are doing that too, in the car. we have a couple cases in the car, plus they have their bud, so it wasnt the smartest situation. We pull into a neighborhood and do our thing, but there is a cop right near us, so we drive away, and he starts following us. So we are freaking out bc we are drunk, and some high, and we have the drinks plus over a gram of weed. So the cop follows us for a couple mins, we are yelling at our friend who has the weed to ditch it somehow, but we have all seen Cops and when they try to throw it out of the window, that shit doesnt fly. We convinced him to eat it, while my other pothead friend was really upset, bc he felt eating it would be a waste...so my friend eats over a gram of weed, funniest shit ever....the cops then turns his lights on, and stays behind us for 2 secs, and they quickly, pulls away from behind us, and chases after some other car...we got so freaking lucky

gibbsisgod · 06-29-2006, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

we are going clubbing to DC, and we pregaming, and my other friends smoke alotta green, so they are doing that too, in the car. we have a couple cases in the car, plus they have their bud, so it wasnt the smartest situation. We pull into a neighborhood and do our thing, but there is a cop right near us, so we drive away, and he starts following us. So we are freaking out bc we are drunk, and some high, and we have the drinks plus over a gram of weed. So the cop follows us for a couple mins, we are yelling at our friend who has the weed to ditch it somehow, but we have all seen Cops and when they try to throw it out of the window, that shit doesnt fly. We convinced him to eat it, while my other pothead friend was really upset, bc he felt eating it would be a waste...so my friend eats over a gram of weed, funniest shit ever....the cops then turns his lights on, and stays behind us for 2 secs, and they quickly, pulls away from behind us, and chases after some other car...we got so freaking lucky

did the guy that ate the shit get all f'ed up. i used to make brownies and let me tell ya, that is one hell of a buzz

hooskins · 06-30-2006, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

did the guy that ate the shit get all f'ed up. i used to make brownies and let me tell ya, that is one hell of a buzz

yeah he did...same guy went to amsterdam last week, for obvious reason, and we made brownies before he left, and they ate it b4 they boarded the plane haha

gibbsisgod · 06-30-2006, 12:04 AM

i'm drunk right now!

and rereading these stories has me cracking up laughing!

hooskins · 06-30-2006, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

did the guy that ate the shit get all f'ed up. i used to make brownies and let me tell ya, that is one hell of a buzz

its a difference though, bc in brownies you are not suppose to put the weed in straight, you are suppose to cook the weed in oil, and then the oil is already potent, and you chuck the weed, thats what we did, and it worked.

gibbsisgod · 06-30-2006, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

its a difference though, bc in brownies you are not suppose to put the weed in straight, you are suppose to cook the weed in oil, and then the oil is already potent, and you chuck the weed, thats what we did, and it worked.

did you get a recipe? if so pm me with it if you dont mind.

hooskins · 06-30-2006, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

did you get a recipe? if so pm me with it if you dont mind.

tell me if you got it

gibbsisgod · 06-30-2006, 12:10 AM

thanks hooskins. i will be sure not to pull that up at work! and i'll let you know how it works!

hooskins · 06-30-2006, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

thanks hooskins. i will be sure not to pull that up at work! and i'll let you know how it works!

haha might not be the best of ideas

gibbsisgod · 06-30-2006, 12:18 AM

i have always put my shit right in the mix and it still works. the site makes it sound like it it doesn't, but it will still mess you up. i should be able to mix up a batch this weekend. i have kids so i will probably do the oil thing on my grill

hooskins · 06-30-2006, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

i have always put my shit right in the mix and it still works. the site makes it sound like it it doesn't, but it will still mess you up. i should be able to mix up a batch this weekend. i have kids so i will probably do the oil thing on my grill

haha..yeah...it doesnt smell that bad as it says, but it still does. Also be careful the kids dont get a hand on it. Funny story, we made these at my friends house, and we were well done before his mom came in, and she saw the pans, etc. She began to ask what we had made, and we said we made brownies, but they are only for his trip. She desperately wanted one, and after my friend said no, she started to get suspicious, so he finally agreed to give her one. I was laughing so hard while his mom was eating the weed brownie, without knowing it. It was hilarious, apparently later that day she complained about feeling light headed, and dizzy lol.

06-29-2006, 11:36 PM	#47
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,473	Re: Drunk Tales Anybody got any good DWI stories? I know it's no laughing matter these days, but back in high school that's all we did. Get a case of beer and drive around town slamming beers.

06-29-2006, 11:40 PM	#48
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Drunk Tales Not me but there were some times when I know I would have been instantly thrown in jail if I had been pulled over. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-29-2006, 11:53 PM	#50
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: Drunk Tales we are going clubbing to DC, and we pregaming, and my other friends smoke alotta green, so they are doing that too, in the car. we have a couple cases in the car, plus they have their bud, so it wasnt the smartest situation. We pull into a neighborhood and do our thing, but there is a cop right near us, so we drive away, and he starts following us. So we are freaking out bc we are drunk, and some high, and we have the drinks plus over a gram of weed. So the cop follows us for a couple mins, we are yelling at our friend who has the weed to ditch it somehow, but we have all seen Cops and when they try to throw it out of the window, that shit doesnt fly. We convinced him to eat it, while my other pothead friend was really upset, bc he felt eating it would be a waste...so my friend eats over a gram of weed, funniest shit ever....the cops then turns his lights on, and stays behind us for 2 secs, and they quickly, pulls away from behind us, and chases after some other car...we got so freaking lucky __________________ Vacancy

06-30-2006, 12:04 AM	#53
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Drunk Tales i'm drunk right now! and rereading these stories has me cracking up laughing!

06-30-2006, 12:10 AM	#57
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Drunk Tales thanks hooskins. i will be sure not to pull that up at work! and i'll let you know how it works!

06-30-2006, 12:18 AM	#59
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Drunk Tales i have always put my shit right in the mix and it still works. the site makes it sound like it it doesn't, but it will still mess you up. i should be able to mix up a batch this weekend. i have kids so i will probably do the oil thing on my grill

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