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Old 05-25-2011, 03:38 PM   #1
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Old 05-25-2011, 03:51 PM   #2
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this stuff is pretty good too

Chili Garlic
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Old 05-25-2011, 03:57 PM   #3
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this stuff is pretty good too

Chili Garlic

I will try it, I should start small say just the 9lb bottle.
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Old 05-25-2011, 04:35 PM   #4
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I will try it, I should start small say just the 9lb bottle.
lol get er done

seriously though, a little goes a long way with this stuff. I've been working on a small bottle for months now.
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Old 05-31-2011, 07:43 PM   #5
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Re: Pimp That Product

I would like to not pimp a product but rather unpimp one....er or give warning. Either way we're all doomed. Our Girlfriends and Wives now have the ultimate weapon at their disposal.

PS If you watch the demo video there is one graphic image. You have been warned.
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:09 PM   #6
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I would like to not pimp a product but rather unpimp one....er or give warning. Either way we're all doomed. Our Girlfriends and Wives now have the ultimate weapon at their disposal.

PS If you watch the demo video there is one graphic image. You have been warned.
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LOOOOOOL...yeah, surfing the web for porn without using private/incognito browsing is dumb. These browser features were invented for it so be sure to use them wisely gentlemen.
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Old 06-01-2011, 10:51 PM   #7
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Most people can't even walk and text
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:15 PM   #8
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Most people can't even walk and text
Or walk and post it seems....take it this was meant to be in the texting and driving thread
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Old 06-03-2011, 06:54 AM   #9
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Or walk and post it seems....take it this was meant to be in the texting and driving thread
sorry was texting when I posted that
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Old 06-02-2011, 01:11 AM   #10
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Old 06-03-2011, 03:13 PM   #11
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I get the whole thing about different hot sauces for different foods. I like Tabasco on my eggs, I've tried Sriracha with eggs and it's just too much.
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Old 06-06-2011, 04:27 PM   #12
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Heck no. Yesterday morning, I made myself an egg sandwich with Bacon bits, a blend of cheddar and monterrey jack...and some SRIRACHA served between two slices of buttered toast. Tasted great. Just add a little for some flavor, not enough to overtake the other ingredients.
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Old 02-23-2012, 03:35 PM   #13
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I want to pimp Arnold's Itallian Bread.

It taste pretty good, like white bread, maybe slightly different but in a good way, perhaps a little heavier (tasting not feeling). But for some reason this stuff just lasts forever. I dont eat much breat and I used to rarely get it or i would try to refridgriate or freeze it when i did because it alwyas got stale or moldy in about 10 days or less. Not true with Arnold's.

I can keep bread on the counter for weeks without it going bad. The longest ive pushed it has been around 5 weeks. Ive gone through about 5 loafs of this stuff so far and at least 4 of them should have been stale by the time ive finished it and i have never had a problem (the one that went 5+ weeks was slightly stale). I think that this may be true for all "Itallian Bread", but i know for certain that Arnold's bread last amazingly long.

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Old 02-23-2012, 03:41 PM   #14
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I want to pimp Arnold's "health nut" whole grain bread. I eat a single piece of it toasted every morning with breakfast and it is delicious.
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Old 02-23-2012, 03:51 PM   #15
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these are great for jogging,
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