What do you do for a living?

[skinsguy]

Originally Posted by jamf

I've always wondered if peoples screen names fit their personality.
You in particular. I was young when Alvin played but I remember him as a wild and reckless player.
I wouldve guessed you were a bouncer or strip club DJ.

A few others based on their name:
Drave: Shot girl at a popular night club
Punch It In: Jersey Shore Guy who likes rough sex
Lotus: Masseuse at a rub and tug joint
Chico18023402830820348203: Southbeach bald cuban with a white ferrari. DALE!
Schneed: Sarah Jessica Parker. Not sure why but i hate both of them! Theyve done nothing to me... Sorry

LOL! That could probably be a thread all in it's own: "Does your screen name represent you?"

Poor Schneed. I was about to ask if he had a horse face, but he responded that he didn't. Not a big fan of her, but Schneed's cool in my book.

[Daseal]

Cool bump!

When you last read my post I was printing tshirts and going to community college. Since then I finished up my BS at George Mason. I then finished up my MS at George Mason. Now I lead two teams of engineers at a large government agency. We work on continuous monitoring and do some pretty fun stuff!

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by Daseal

Cool bump!

When you last read my post I was printing tshirts and going to community college. Since then I finished up my BS at George Mason. I then finished up my MS at George Mason. Now I lead two teams of engineers at a large government agency. We work on continuous monitoring and do some pretty fun stuff!

[Avinash_Tyagi]

Originally Posted by mredskins

My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

I never thought of Daphne as a Lesbian, but that does explain the green scarf and purple dress she wears

Also, why are you so obsessed with traps?

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Avinash_Tyagi

I never thought of Daphne as a Lesbian, but that does explain the green scarf and purple dress she wears

Also, why are you so obsessed with traps?

Pretty sure it is Velma that is being described as the lesbian.

[Avinash_Tyagi]

Originally Posted by mredskins

Pretty sure it is Velma that is being described as the lesbian.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by Avinash_Tyagi

Worst joke ever bro.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Avinash_Tyagi

That was pretty tricky of you. Doesn't hold a candle to my job description joke.

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by Daseal

Cool bump!

When you last read my post I was printing tshirts and going to community college. Since then I finished up my BS at George Mason. I then finished up my MS at George Mason. Now I lead two teams of engineers at a large government agency. We work on continuous monitoring and do some pretty fun stuff!

Wait the puppy kicker flies a black helicopter?????

[Daseal]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

Wait the puppy kicker flies a black helicopter?????

Hah. No, not nearly that fun! I do get to kick puppies for a living though. It's hard telling someone their baby is ugly, but that's when they send me!

[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by Daseal

Hah. No, not nearly that fun! I do get to kick puppies for a living though. It's hard telling someone their baby is ugly, but that's when they send me!

i laughed out loud

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by jamf

I've always wondered if peoples screen names fit their personality.
You in particular. I was young when Alvin played but I remember him as a wild and reckless player.
I wouldve guessed you were a bouncer or strip club DJ.

A few others based on their name:
Drave: Shot girl at a popular night club
Punch It In: Jersey Shore Guy who likes rough sex
Lotus: Masseuse at a rub and tug joint
Chico18023402830820348203: Southbeach bald cuban with a white ferrari. DALE!
Schneed: Sarah Jessica Parker. Not sure why but i hate both of them! Theyve done nothing to me... Sorry

Nailed it! Good job! Me love you long time!

Actually, as I was in 2004, I am a professor of world religions who teaches the religions of India, Tibet, and Native American religions at a research university. I just finished writing a book on comparative religious experiences with nature. My screen name comes from the lotus flower, which is an Indian symbol for sacredness.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by Lotus

Nailed it! Good job! Me love you long time!



Actually, as I was in 2004, I am a professor of world religions who teaches the religions of India, Tibet, and Native American religions at a research university. I just finished writing a book on comparative religious experiences with nature. My screen name comes from the lotus flower, which is an Indian symbol for sacredness.

Is Dan Snyder going to Hell for what he has done to the nature of this franchise?


I'm living in yesterday's tomorrows.

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by punch it in

Is Dan Snyder going to Hell for what he has done to the nature of this franchise?


I'm living in yesterday's tomorrows.

No. But we all are Skins fans as punishment for sins committed in a previous lifetime.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by Lotus

No. But we all are Skins fans as punishment for sins committed in a previous lifetime.

That is bad on so many levels for me. I hate the idea of reincarnation. I like to believe After I die I hitchhike through the galaxy forever. Also it means I was a worse guy than Snyder my last go around. Dammit.


I'm living in yesterday's tomorrows.