Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan?

[NC_Skins]

Originally Posted by SolidSnake84

It's probably not really a zombie outbreak,

Probably not? Zombies are fictional. No two ways about it. With no O2 to the brain, the cells will die off in very short time period. No brain, no motor controls.

Sorry to say, but it's not possible.


This makes me SMH.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by SolidSnake84

Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...

Hilarious post of the year? Good thing you're not serious.

Oh wait, you actually are serious?















*Turns around, walks carefully in slow-mo out of the room as if trying not to disturb anything*

wow. lol.

[MTK]

^ It's called bad drugs.

Zombies

[SmootSmack]

Bunch of mushrooms growing on the side of our yard. Are they poisonous? Maybe, but whatever, I ate them.

Laugh all you want, but the first thing to realize in any video game is that eating mushrooms make you double (perhaps even triple in size), making it much easier to deal with pesky turtles.

And the government will deny that you can get to level 8 without passing through levels through 3-7, but don't be fooled there's a way

[MTK]

Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":

It seems like in a few cases, it's not just bath salts but some crazy combination of bath salts, cocaine, xanax, alcohol, mello yellow, marijuana, almond joys...

[TheMalcolmConnection]

I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.

I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)

Nope, VERY funny (that part in particular). LOL.

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)

Very funny. You should change your screen name to Craving Canine.

[Monkeydad]

Crazy article, Matty. I had no idea bath salts were so potent and dangerous.

People are getting more and more stupid as the years go by.

[SolidSnake84]

Imminent Zombie Apocalypse Prompts Run on ‘Zombie Bullets’ | NewsFeed | TIME.com

Kind of cool, you have to admit. All reports say these are absolutley flying off the shelves. I called a local place, Stonewall Arms, they are completley out of them.

[mooby]

Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by mooby

Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets.

Stupid is as stupid does.

[NC_Skins]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Stupid is as stupid does.

Pretty much sums it up.