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Old 02-10-2012, 10:06 AM   #496
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HAHAHAHA. I love when people do that in the malls, especially the little high school pricks who think you're supposed to be afraid of them. Shoulder checking FTW.
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Old 02-10-2012, 10:27 AM   #497
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Old 02-10-2012, 10:39 AM   #498
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Old 02-10-2012, 10:39 AM   #499
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HAHAHAHA. I love when people do that in the malls, especially the little high school pricks who think you're supposed to be afraid of them. Shoulder checking FTW.
Well, when you are 6'3" and 330, it becomes more than a shoulder check. More like a body check.


The best part is when I'm on my bike moving 18-22mph.....I flat out told kids to move the hell out of my way. They did. If my ass hits you going that fast, you are going to be in a world of hurt.


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how about people that walk in a store through the out door, or vice versa
Definitely can add that to my list.
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Old 02-10-2012, 11:10 AM   #500
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People that walk on the wrong side of the hall.


People that walk in groups on the bike trail, but don't have the common sense to understand the rules are basically like they are on the road. Stay to the right, pass on the left.


People that talk/drive while on their cell phones.
If Schneed hears about this, they'll be hell to pay. The bike trail fast lane will never be the same......
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Old 02-10-2012, 11:43 AM   #501
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Recently, fedoras.

They must have just gotten to Lexington, but everyone now thinks they look good in them. You're not Usher. It doesn't look good.
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:05 PM   #502
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Recently, fedoras.

They must have just gotten to Lexington, but everyone now thinks they look good in them. You're not Usher. It doesn't look good.
I've wanted one since I saw them in an episode of Workaholics, but they are right when they say it only works if one person in your crew wears one. If everyone wears one it loses its appeal haha.

For my apparel choice I'd have to go with men's peacoats. My sister got me one for X-mas on a great deal from Target and I wear it on certain occasions (i.e. when I'm not dressed in work clothes or look filthy), and it feels like everytime I wear it in public I see a whole bunch of other men wearing theirs too, and we all give each other dirty stares like, "hey brah, why you swagger jackin me brah. Huh? Whatsup? Whatsup whatsup?" lol. Especially in certain places too, like my local Wegmans, and Potomac Mills.
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:09 PM   #503
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Recently, fedoras.

They must have just gotten to Lexington, but everyone now thinks they look good in them. You're not Usher. It doesn't look good.
It's hard to look good in a hat, other than a ball cap or a winter knit hat. You pretty much have to be a celebrity, even then it's still a douchey look.
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:14 PM   #504
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It's hard to look good in a hat, other than a ball cap or a winter knit hat. You pretty much have to be a celebrity, even then it's still a douchey look.
Well you can tell what kind of person they are by what type of hat they're wearing. I only wear hats when it's needed. I.e. if it's so cold outside that my head is cold, and it wasn't a special occasion, I'll rock a beanie. If if I'm going to an early afternoon Redskins game in September and idw the sun in my eyes, I'll wear the safari Redskins hat that I have. I couldn't ever be one of those people that would wear a beanie if it was mid 50's and sunny outside, i.e. the kind of person that would wear one to promote their image instead of using it to as a means to keep warm, etc.
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Well you can tell what kind of person they are by what type of hat they're wearing. I only wear hats when it's needed. I.e. if it's so cold outside that my head is cold, and it wasn't a special occasion, I'll rock a beanie. If if I'm going to an early afternoon Redskins game in September and idw the sun in my eyes, I'll wear the safari Redskins hat that I have. I couldn't ever be one of those people that would wear a beanie if it was mid 50's and sunny outside, i.e. the kind of person that would wear one to promote their image instead of using it to as a means to keep warm, etc.
Yeah I don't get the beanie in warm weather thing either. My head gets hot and itchy in about 5 minutes even when it's cold out. That would drive me nuts.
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Yeah I don't get the beanie in warm weather thing either. My head gets hot and itchy in about 5 minutes even when it's cold out. That would drive me nuts.
They usually accompany it with a long sleeve undershirt underneath their regular t-shirt (even though it's mid 50's), looking like they stepped right of out of a 1997 N'sync video.
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They usually accompany it with a long sleeve undershirt underneath their regular t-shirt (even though it's mid 50's), looking like they stepped right of out of a 1997 N'sync video.
lol yup that's the look
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They usually accompany it with a long sleeve undershirt underneath their regular t-shirt (even though it's mid 50's), looking like they stepped right of out of a 1997 N'sync video.
LOL, one of my old coworkers does that. The guy gets constantly made fun of behind his back for wearing it inside offices.

Speaking of which, he includes a picture of himself in his email signatures. I told him that makes him look like a total tool. Not only that, the picture is like 10 years ago, and 30 lbs. ago. Anyone else think that's a douche move?

That image of you and the peacoat is hilarious. I hadn't noticed anyone thinking they're douchey, but now you're going to make me pay extra close attention. :P
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Old 02-11-2012, 04:29 PM   #509
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People that argue with you at work like they could do your job better.
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Old 02-18-2012, 10:24 AM   #510
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My mother in law pretending she knows more about football in an attempt to spend more time with me grinds my gears. I appreciate the effort I suppose and I know you have some knowledge. But stay in your lane while we're watching the game. No, Aaron Rodgers never played for the Lions so stop asking me why Detroit let him go.
Sweet Jeebus!

As I'm watching SportsCenter she walks in the room

"Did some news happen with Peyton Manning?"

"Nothing new"

"Is Walter...um Walter Manning...he's related?"

" (long pause) Um you mean Walter Payton?"

"Oh yeah. Him"

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