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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Loved the Jennings one.
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09-03-2013, 03:58 PM
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
#8 is pretty good .
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09-03-2013, 04:09 PM
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
The Onion is so awesome.
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09-03-2013, 04:25 PM
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09-03-2013, 11:00 PM
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09-04-2013, 04:17 PM
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09-06-2013, 09:39 AM
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I find this both funny AND ACCURATE. My white trash neighbors who moved here from NJ fit everything stated on this page. I can't wait until they go back.
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This coming from a man who lives in the same state as the Eagles . 
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09-07-2013, 01:54 PM
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
An oldie but a goodie:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my country, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit." |
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^Yeah, that's a classic. Are we going to break out the jokes now? 'Cause I'm still upset that my "Jokes Thread" got locked. CB59:
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Posted in another Locker Room thread but I want to stash it here so I can find it easily all season.
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09-09-2013, 11:17 AM
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Found this one in an article
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09-09-2013, 01:45 PM
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