The Sam Howell Thread

jamf · 10-19-2023, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

Howell wasn’t drafted number one overall, and isn’t an absolute headcase. Sam has way better accuracy, and is mobile.

Of course after 7 games it is impossible to compare him to anyone.

I am thoroughly convinced you were at a strip club, had a sweet piece of ass all lined up and as you were walking over to ask for a lap dance Sam walked in and that sweet piece of ass along with every other stripper in the joint flocked to him. He than turned to you and tossed you his keys because he thought you were the valet. Your night was ruined, you were humiliated, and you had to go down the street to the other club where the girls look like they should pay you.

Omg lol

sdskinsfan2001 · 10-19-2023, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

Howell wasn’t drafted number one overall, and isn’t an absolute headcase. Sam has way better accuracy, and is mobile.

Of course after 7 games it is impossible to compare him to anyone.

I am thoroughly convinced you were at a strip club, had a sweet piece of ass all lined up and as you were walking over to ask for a lap dance Sam walked in and that sweet piece of ass along with every other stripper in the joint flocked to him. He than turned to you and tossed you his keys because he thought you were the valet. Your night was ruined, you were humiliated, and you had to go down the street to the other club where the girls look like they should pay you.

Sam also said: Jamf, hey, and before you park it, go get my oil changed.

jamf · 10-19-2023, 08:44 PM

I’m keeping receipts! I’m calling each and everyone of you from Jiffy Lube!

sdskinsfan2001 · 10-19-2023, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jamf

I’m keeping receipts! I’m calling each and everyone of you from Jiffy Lube!

I won't be there, but you can reach me at:

sdskinsfan2001 · 10-19-2023, 09:43 PM

We've been watching football wrong our whole lives. It's all zoomed in where you can't even see what's really happening.

All-22 is easily the best way to actually see what everyone is doing.

Not going to get this view at Jiffy Lube.

jamf · 10-19-2023, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

We've been watching football wrong our whole lives. It's all zoomed in where you can't even see what's really happening.

All-22 is easily the best way to actually see what everyone is doing.

Not going to get this view at Jiffy Lube.

Sam will! He’ll be under cars screaming “10W30 10W30 4 quarts hut hut”

You know he stinks when the best compliment Punch can give him is he wasn’t first round pick.

punch it in · 10-20-2023, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jamf

Sam will! He’ll be under cars screaming “10W30 10W30 4 quarts hut hut”

You know he stinks when the best compliment Punch can give him is he wasn’t first round pick.

But he should have been. And the best compliment i gave him
Was he isn’t a head case

RiggoSluggo · 10-22-2023, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jamf

Sam will! He’ll be under cars screaming “10W30 10W30 4 quarts hut hut”

You know he stinks when the best compliment Punch can give him is he wasn’t first round pick.

"Oil change, oil change" for audibles?

punch it in · 10-20-2023, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

We've been watching football wrong our whole lives. It's all zoomed in where you can't even see what's really happening.

All-22 is easily the best way to actually see what everyone is doing.

Not going to get this view at Jiffy Lube.

You give this guy more protection and he can eat teams alive

skinsfaninok · 10-22-2023, 09:11 PM

After 7 weeks , Howell has been avg at best.

Today he was up and down like most of the season. The OL sucks but he also holds on to the ball too long and has admitted that.

The INT today was bad and the dropped INT was even worse, you scramble and just throw it up in the air? As of right now I’d put QB on the list tbh

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Chico23231 · 10-22-2023, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by skinsfaninok

After 7 weeks , Howell has been avg at best.

Today he was up and down like most of the season. The OL sucks but he also holds on to the ball too long and has admitted that.

The INT today was bad and the dropped INT was even worse, you scramble and just throw it up in the air? As of right now I’d put QB on the list tbh

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Honestly, does he have a running game and bottom 5 Oline in the league?

mredskins · 10-22-2023, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Honestly, does he have a running game and bottom 5 Oline in the league?

In this random article we are ranked 19th on the o line

https://www.ftnfantasy.com/articles/...-line-rankings
The offensive issues are EB Sam and oline that order

mredskins · 10-22-2023, 09:24 PM

Watch hurts and tau tonight ; Sam Howell is 100% not their level

SFREDSKIN · 10-22-2023, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

Watch hurts and tau tonight ; Sam Howell is 100% not their level

Yet, he made a comeback in Philly and was robbed by the officials on Terry’s catch. Sure

skinsfaninok · 10-22-2023, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

Watch hurts and tau tonight ; Sam Howell is 100% not their level

Not many are but howells problem is he makes some Horrible decisions, just throwing the ball up is not a rookie mistake that’s just being wreck-less with the ball.

I agree that he has no real run game (Brob and AG have no line either tho)

I think as the year goes on we will find that SH is a solid NFL QB but not a franchise guy

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10-19-2023, 08:44 PM	#3
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,183	Re: The Sam Howell Thread I’m keeping receipts! I’m calling each and everyone of you from Jiffy Lube!

10-19-2023, 09:43 PM	#5
sdskinsfan2001 Living Legend Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hanahan, South Carolina Age: 41 Posts: 19,466	Re: The Sam Howell Thread We've been watching football wrong our whole lives. It's all zoomed in where you can't even see what's really happening. All-22 is easily the best way to actually see what everyone is doing. Not going to get this view at Jiffy Lube. __________________ Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie? Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish. Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.

10-22-2023, 09:11 PM	#10
skinsfaninok Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UNITED STATES Age: 37 Posts: 35,999	Re: The Sam Howell Thread After 7 weeks , Howell has been avg at best. Today he was up and down like most of the season. The OL sucks but he also holds on to the ball too long and has admitted that. The INT today was bad and the dropped INT was even worse, you scramble and just throw it up in the air? As of right now I’d put QB on the list tbh Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ “Mediocre people don’t like high achievers, and high achievers don’t like mediocre people.” ― Nick Saban

10-22-2023, 09:24 PM	#13
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,528	Re: The Sam Howell Thread Watch hurts and tau tonight ; Sam Howell is 100% not their level __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

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