Redskins Sign Grossman

[murphy196]

Originally Posted by Buster

Someone will have to give us a 1st-round pick.

I doubt it will happen.



From what we've heard, Shanahan likes Brennan. I wonder if this settles our QB position with JC, Rex and Colt...letting us really concentrate on the O-line in the draft. We can look at getting Jake Locker next year if JC fails behind a good line, which I don't see happening.

If we don't upgrade the O-line, we'll be worse off with a rookie QB and bad line than with Campbell and a good line.

Seriously, do you know anything about football? Locker will be the #1 pick in next year's draft, so there is no way in hell we will be able to get him. Also, from everything I've heard, Shanahan isn't a big fan of Brennan, so this signing pretty much guarantees that Colt will be cut at some point. The Skins are definitely taking a QB in the draft, whether it's in the first round or after, they are taking someone, so there won't be room for Colt on the roster. BYE BYE Colt!!

[tryfuhl]

I leave TWP for an HOUR and I missed something.. FUUUUUUU

[Lotus]

Given the Grossman signing, we could draft Tebow and start a whole new GatorSkins generation. It worked out well the first time.

[tryfuhl]

I want this as my new av

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

[Trample the Elderly]

Wow, just saw it. Hmm I don't want to jump the gun here. My first impression is, "why?"

I'm going to fold up my arms and let this one play out.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

Wow, just saw it. Hmm I don't want to jump the gun here. My first impression is, "why?"

I'm going to fold up my arms and let this one play out.

Todd Collins replacement

I mean who expects a starter as our backup? At least the guy HAS started and had some success before.

[mredskins]

I willing to bet the QB position is locked up for 2010, JC starter 2nd Rex then Colt 3rd. Okung will be the starting left tackle. With only five picks in the draft MS and BA are going to play it closet to the vest, no big surprises.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by murphy196

Seriously, do you know anything about football? Locker will be the #1 pick in next year's draft, so there is no way in hell we will be able to get him. Also, from everything I've heard, Shanahan isn't a big fan of Brennan, so this signing pretty much guarantees that Colt will be cut at some point. The Skins are definitely taking a QB in the draft, whether it's in the first round or after, they are taking someone, so there won't be room for Colt on the roster. BYE BYE Colt!!

Drunk already today?


We all thought Colt McCoy would be #1 in 2010 also.

[MTK]

3 main reasons for this move

1) he's cheap
2) he's available
3) he knows the offense

Ok 4 reasons, he's Sexy Rexy dammit

[Player_HTTR]

Originally Posted by mredskins

i willing to bet the qb position is locked up for 2010, jc starter 2nd rex then skelton 3rd. Okung will be the starting left tackle. With only five picks in the draft ms and ba are going to play it closet to the vest, no big surprises.

tftfy

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Todd Collins replacement

I mean who expects a starter as our backup? At least the guy HAS started and had some success before.

I'd rather have all three of them fight over the starting spot. Perhaps they will?

[Longtimefan]

Someone had to replace Collns, may as well be someone famaliar with the system. I doubt he'll ever see the field bar injury. Nothing here to get excited about.

[BDBohnzie]

My view is the same as several: JC, Rex, PJ as your 2010 QBs and Shanny restocks the OLine through the draft. You could even see Shanny take a flyer late in the draft on a QB to give PJ something to work for.

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

I'd rather have all three of them fight over the starting spot. Perhaps they will?

Clearly the theme for this off-season is Competition. I don't think there are any sacred cows, so may the best player win.

[SirClintonPortis]

Ol' Ball Coach is back and in charge.