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ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2008, 04:05 PM

If the blender was still plugged in I can see them calling it a deadly weapon.

SammyBaughFan · 04-01-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Now, when you say "guy" do you really mean lady?
Come on, tell the truth you beat up a woman, didn't you?

I would never lay my hands on a woman unless she deserved it. But no, the producer was a guy and he deserved every punch he got.

Peace,
Mike

SammyBaughFan · 04-01-2008, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

If the blender was still plugged in I can see them calling it a deadly weapon.

It wasn't plugged in so I have no idea how they are saying a freakin Cuisinart is a deadly weapon. As I said, the man deserved to be bludgeoned to death with that blender. By God's grace, I chose to only seriously hurt the guy instead of sending him to the morgue.

Peace,
Mike

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2008, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

I would never lay my hands on a woman unless she deserved it. But no, the producer was a guy and he deserved every punch he got.

Peace,
Mike

That's good to know, and I don't doubt that he deserved it.

Lady Brave · 04-01-2008, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

It wasn't plugged in so I have no idea how they are saying a freakin Cuisinart is a deadly weapon. As I said, the man deserved to be bludgeoned to death with that blender. By God's grace, I chose to only seriously hurt the guy instead of sending him to the morgue.

Peace,
Mike

Your hands can be considered a deadly weapon based on the level of injury inflicted on a person. So yeah... any object that can cause trauma or serious injury can be deemed a deadly weapon.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2008, 04:15 PM

I would have used a good old fashioned frying pan because I would think it would have a better grip than a blender. A frying pan is one of the best blunt objects in the kitchen, next to a rolling pin or a granite cutting board. With some of these hand-molded grips they make these days I sometimes wonder why the police don't carry them.
Fine china also makes a nice shank.

cpayne5 · 04-01-2008, 04:18 PM

Stop the madness. What day is it again?

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 04-01-2008, 04:18 PM

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Stop the madness. What day is it again?

I'm not so sure this is a prank. Have you seen SBF's previous posts?

hooskins · 04-01-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The guy didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.

I hope this is a joke because otherwise you really deserve to be sued SBF. Also for some reason I am not surprised you ended up in that situation.

12thMan · 04-01-2008, 04:26 PM

This is totally a prank. SBF usually says stuff like, I'll break "yer" nose or hey
"feller"...and no offense SBF but you seem to be using more commas these days

Lady Brave · 04-01-2008, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

This is totally a prank. SBF usually says stuff like, I'll break "yer" nose or hey
"feller"...and no offense SBF but you seem to be using more commas these days

I thought he only talked like that when he was drunk?

hooskins · 04-01-2008, 04:30 PM

SBF should be banned however, look at all his posts today. They are all just recipes.

offfiss · 04-01-2008, 04:31 PM

Some Scripps executives have been my clients. I run a limo bisiness on the side here in jersey. i think they own Food Network. We should hire one as our GM. LOL

hooskins · 04-01-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Brave

I thought he only talked like that when he was drunk?

I think it is safe to assume he is usually drunk when he posts.

SammyBaughFan · 04-01-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

SBF should be banned however, look at all his posts today. They are all just recipes.

like i need a 20 yr old to told me what to do

peace

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ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required If the blender was still plugged in I can see them calling it a deadly weapon. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required I would have used a good old fashioned frying pan because I would think it would have a better grip than a blender. A frying pan is one of the best blunt objects in the kitchen, next to a rolling pin or a granite cutting board. With some of these hand-molded grips they make these days I sometimes wonder why the police don't carry them. Fine china also makes a nice shank. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

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12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required This is totally a prank. SBF usually says stuff like, I'll break "yer" nose or hey "feller"...and no offense SBF but you seem to be using more commas these days

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hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required SBF should be banned however, look at all his posts today. They are all just recipes. __________________ Vacancy

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offfiss Camp Scrub Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 27	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required Some Scripps executives have been my clients. I run a limo bisiness on the side here in jersey. i think they own Food Network. We should hire one as our GM. LOL __________________ NEW JERSEY REPRESENT ON THE WARPATH!

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