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Old 05-04-2007, 12:06 AM   #31
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Re: Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

Heres another douchebag:
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:32 AM   #32
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tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?
No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.

And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:40 AM   #33
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No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.

And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.
When was the last time you looked in a mirror?
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:47 AM   #34
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AH! Bastard!
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:04 AM   #35
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How can he try out for the Skins? Doesn't he have to go into the military? And yes, he looks like a real piece of work.
No VMI is not a REAL military school. I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:05 AM   #36
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No VMI is not a REAL military school. I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.
You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:16 AM   #37
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You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.
Hmmmm ... then I guess I should not get into my opinions on Stonewall Jackson then eh?
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:18 AM   #38
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Let's be careful with some of the statements being tossed around here.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:24 AM   #39
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Let's be careful with some of the statements being tossed around here.
Yes, let's not digress from the original douchebag.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:45 AM   #40
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This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!
brilliant.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:57 AM   #41
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Okay. I need another Picture of this guy because he really looks like someone who worked out at the Ashland YMCA gym last summer, and kept on taking under-aged grils on dates. That guy went to VMI too, and kind of looked like that...

This would be wierd if it was the same guy.
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:59 AM   #42
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I couldn't see him leaving here, he's ONLY in Lexington.
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:16 AM   #43
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Heres another douchebag:
The only thing that guy's missing is tucking in like the front 1/3 of his shirt to expose some obnoxious (gay) belt buckle
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Old 05-04-2007, 10:20 AM   #44
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The guy looks like someone I would punch in the face for walking too close to me
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:56 PM   #45
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Looks like someone just punched him in the face on that picture.


Your Honda Accord and jewelery story put me on your side. I hope he gets sandwiched by Taylor and Landry.
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