Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-25-2006, 05:20 PM

I'm voting for FDR TAFKAS, who are you voting for?

MTK · 01-25-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

Why the hell did we trade Michael Oliphant for Ernest Byner? All Byner does is fumble!

dumbest move ever, Oliphant rules I've got his jersey. He's a Skin for life.

cpayne5 · 01-25-2006, 05:22 PM

Boston has so many football fans. The Redskins will never survive in DC.

SmootSmack · 01-25-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm voting for FDR TAFKAS, who are you voting for?

FDR is one and done. He's got no shot.

SmootSmack · 01-25-2006, 05:24 PM

Me and my boys are going to go dump some tea over a ship in the Boston Harbor. F*ck King George and his damn stamp tax

Who's with me?

skinsguy · 01-25-2006, 05:24 PM

It's cold in here! Will someone please turn on their XBOX 360???!!

Redskins_P · 01-25-2006, 05:27 PM

Speaking of Presidents...I gotta good joke. Please don't take this personally if you're a Bush-backer.

George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in bed.

He awakens to George Washington Standing by him and

Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do To Help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving hrough the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the Best Thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from Sight.

The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his Bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows.

It is the ghost of Abe Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

BigSKINBauer · 01-25-2006, 05:27 PM

geeez i leave for 3 hours and this happens.

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

Speaking of Presidents...I gotta good joke. Please don't take this personally if you're a Bush-backer.

George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in bed.

He awakens to George Washington Standing by him and

Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do To Help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving hrough the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the Best Thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from Sight.

The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his Bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows.

It is the ghost of Abe Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

zing!!!

scowan · 01-25-2006, 05:31 PM

I don't want that kid, what's his, name Sam Baugh! He's from Texas for goodness sake! I can't see the Skins taking a kid from Texas, that is where the Dallas Cowboys are from! Oh, wait, the Dallas Cowboys have not been created yet. Sorry, that whole Back to the Future thing, now where did I park my Delorean?

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:35 PM

has anyone heard of this "superbowl" thing ? what a waste of time

Redskins_P · 01-25-2006, 05:36 PM

That guy Joe Namath...he's pretty cool. I bet one day he'll get drunk and try to kiss a sideline reporter......

SmootSmack · 01-25-2006, 05:38 PM

I heard that they're going to start selling sliced bread now

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

That guy Joe Namath...he's pretty cool. I bet one day he'll get drunk and try to kiss a sideline reporter......

hes too classy for that

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I heard that they're going to start selling sliced bread now

that would be the greatest thing since...since.... somebody help me out here

firstdown · 01-25-2006, 05:41 PM

Last night there was a guy outside of my hut flying a kite with a key tied to it in an electrical storm. Dumb ASS!

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-25-2006, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

that would be the greatest thing since...since.... somebody help me out here

Since I used to kill T-rexes and drag my wife around by the hair.

firstdown · 01-25-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Since I used to kill T-rexes and drag my wife around by the hair.

You stopped?

Monksdown · 01-25-2006, 05:47 PM

This joke is so fun. Hey look, James Garner just turned 50.

12thMan · 01-25-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I heard that they're going to start selling sliced bread now

Well appearantly they changed their mind.

Mark Brunell must go to the pro-bowl first.

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

You stopped?

just the t-rex thing

SmootSmack · 01-25-2006, 05:48 PM

What is this "Information Superhighway" thing Al Gore keeps talking about? Can I take that straight to FedEx?

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Monksdown

This joke is so fun. Hey look, James Garner just turned 50.

whos he play for

Monksdown · 01-25-2006, 05:50 PM

I don't know, but they speak latin.

skinsguy · 01-25-2006, 05:52 PM

.....and then that's when the whores come in.

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

What is this "Information Superhighway" thing Al Gore keeps talking about? Can I take that straight to FedEx?

that al gore will be president real soon. maybe after clinton

Redskins_P · 01-25-2006, 05:53 PM

I heard the Skins just signed a new QB out of USC. Some guy named Sean Salisbury....

That Guy · 01-25-2006, 05:53 PM

I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

SmootSmack · 01-25-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by That Guy

I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

HA! No one said anything about duplicate posts!

That Guy · 01-25-2006, 05:54 PM

I HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE TO ADD, BUT I TOO LIKE POINTLESSLY AND RELENTLESSLY INCREASING MY POST COUNT!!!!!!!!11111!1

.. <-- this is to fool the board into thinking this isn't a duplicate post.

Monksdown · 01-25-2006, 05:55 PM

. . .

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:55 PM

im thinkin of joining this site called the warpath, but not sure if they really have intelligent discussions

That Guy · 01-25-2006, 05:55 PM

oh sorry about that.

JoeRedskin · 01-25-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

I heard the Skins just signed a new QB out of USC. Some guy named Sean Salisbury....

Yeah, I heard that too. Apparently, he's walking here from college.

skinsguy · 01-25-2006, 05:57 PM

I Just Found Porn On The Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gibbsisgod · 01-25-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by skinsguy

I Just Found Porn On The Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats this internet thing you speak of?

BigSKINBauer · 01-25-2006, 05:59 PM

i am glad this is a very bonding experience for all of you but i refuse to participate and to be honest I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

Redskins_P · 01-25-2006, 06:01 PM

Whats porn?

12thMan · 01-25-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

Whats porn?

C'mon you're kidding right?

It's that yellow stuff they give you in the little bag when you to go to the movies.

firstdown · 01-25-2006, 06:05 PM

I'm glad I thought of this seventh day for rest. Op's I mean football!

01-25-2006, 05:20 PM	#81
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm voting for FDR TAFKAS, who are you voting for? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-25-2006, 05:22 PM	#83
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boston has so many football fans. The Redskins will never survive in DC. __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

01-25-2006, 05:24 PM	#85
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me and my boys are going to go dump some tea over a ship in the Boston Harbor. F*ck King George and his damn stamp tax Who's with me? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-25-2006, 05:24 PM	#86
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's cold in here! Will someone please turn on their XBOX 360???!! __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

01-25-2006, 05:27 PM	#87
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of Presidents...I gotta good joke. Please don't take this personally if you're a Bush-backer. George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in bed. He awakens to George Washington Standing by him and Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do To Help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," then fades away. The next night, Bush is astir again, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving hrough the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the Best Thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from Sight. The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his Bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist. Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows. It is the ghost of Abe Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?" Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

01-25-2006, 05:27 PM	#88
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geeez i leave for 3 hours and this happens.

01-25-2006, 05:31 PM	#90
scowan The Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: KY Age: 55 Posts: 1,559	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want that kid, what's his, name Sam Baugh! He's from Texas for goodness sake! I can't see the Skins taking a kid from Texas, that is where the Dallas Cowboys are from! Oh, wait, the Dallas Cowboys have not been created yet. Sorry, that whole Back to the Future thing, now where did I park my Delorean?

01-25-2006, 05:35 PM	#91
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! has anyone heard of this "superbowl" thing ? what a waste of time

01-25-2006, 05:36 PM	#92
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That guy Joe Namath...he's pretty cool. I bet one day he'll get drunk and try to kiss a sideline reporter......

01-25-2006, 05:38 PM	#93
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard that they're going to start selling sliced bread now __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-25-2006, 05:41 PM	#96
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last night there was a guy outside of my hut flying a kite with a key tied to it in an electrical storm. Dumb ASS!

01-25-2006, 05:47 PM	#99
Monksdown The Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warrenton, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 1,515	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This joke is so fun. Hey look, James Garner just turned 50.

01-25-2006, 05:48 PM	#102
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is this "Information Superhighway" thing Al Gore keeps talking about? Can I take that straight to FedEx? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-25-2006, 05:50 PM	#104
Monksdown The Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warrenton, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 1,515	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know, but they speak latin.

01-25-2006, 05:52 PM	#105
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....and then that's when the whores come in. __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

01-25-2006, 05:53 PM	#107
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard the Skins just signed a new QB out of USC. Some guy named Sean Salisbury....

01-25-2006, 05:53 PM	#108
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

01-25-2006, 05:54 PM	#110
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE TO ADD, BUT I TOO LIKE POINTLESSLY AND RELENTLESSLY INCREASING MY POST COUNT!!!!!!!!11111!1 .. <-- this is to fool the board into thinking this isn't a duplicate post.

01-25-2006, 05:55 PM	#111
Monksdown The Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Warrenton, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 1,515	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . .

01-25-2006, 05:55 PM	#112
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im thinkin of joining this site called the warpath, but not sure if they really have intelligent discussions

01-25-2006, 05:55 PM	#113
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh sorry about that.

01-25-2006, 05:57 PM	#115
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Just Found Porn On The Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

01-25-2006, 05:59 PM	#117
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am glad this is a very bonding experience for all of you but i refuse to participate and to be honest I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

01-25-2006, 06:01 PM	#118
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats porn?

01-25-2006, 06:05 PM	#120
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad I thought of this seventh day for rest. Op's I mean football!

Duplicate Threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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