Super Happy Fun Thread!

BleedBurgundy · 10-05-2011, 03:31 PM

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400 block S. Parrish St., Wednesday, Sept. 28, 8:50 a.m.: A couple argued. The suspect threw a pipe at the victim, missing her but shattering the glass in the oven door, and then threw furniture and a lamp, which also missed her. He was arrested.

S. Regester Street, 500 block, September 15, 9:10 p.m. A man told police he had been drinking with a female friend who said to him, “Come outside; I have a gift for you.” When he went outside, she hit him in the head with a board. He told police he had no idea where his friend lived.

N. Rose Street, 500 block, August 24, 8:45 p.m. An elderly man told police he and his wife were in front of their house and two suspects approached, then threatened the man with a gun, saying, “Give me money, old man; I’ve got a gun.” The elderly man’s wife saw what was going on and beat the suspects with her crutches. The suspects fled with the man’s wallet, with the wife in pursuit.

N. Belnord Avenue, 400 block, August 12, 6:08 p.m. A man told police a second man had approached him, saying, “I don’t like you.” The other man replied “I don’t like you either,” at which time the suspect stabbed him.

100 block S. Broadway, Sunday, Aug. 7, 12:12 a.m.: A woman told police that a man she didn’t know bought her a case of beer for her birthday. When she tried to go back into a bar he got angry and hit her over the head with two of the beer bottles, causing cuts to her face and head.

where the hell do you live?

mooby · 10-05-2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

where the hell do you live?

Location: baltimore

Also, good shit ATM. I loved the one about the woman inviting the guy outside to give him a gift, and then hitting him on the head with a board.

Alvin Walton · 10-05-2011, 04:53 PM

BleedBurgundy · 10-05-2011, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mooby

Location: baltimore

Also, good shit ATM. I loved the one about the woman inviting the guy outside to give him a gift, and then hitting him on the head with a board.

well sure... if you want to read... I'm an idiot.

mooby · 10-05-2011, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

well sure... if you want to read... I'm an idiot.

Don't worry I feel the same way sometimes as well.

firstdown · 10-06-2011, 06:40 PM

This is so true and so Funny

Dinner Date
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WaldSkins · 10-07-2011, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mooby

Definitely NSFW

Somebody watches Tosh

The Goat · 10-08-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by WaldSkins

Somebody watches Tosh

Saw Tosh live stand-up for the first time this year. Funny!!!

mooby · 10-08-2011, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WaldSkins

Somebody watches Tosh

You know it. I'd post more of Tosh's stuff that I see on his show here more often but I don't want to make any commitments I might back out of later haha.

mooby · 10-09-2011, 08:08 AM

I thought that was pretty funny. How cool would it be to meet Troy Polamalu in a wax museum?

That Guy · 10-09-2011, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mooby

I thought that was pretty funny. How cool would it be to meet Troy Polamalu in a wax museum?

that's great!

Dirtbag59 · 10-09-2011, 02:42 PM

Monkeydad · 10-12-2011, 01:38 PM

mooby · 10-12-2011, 03:36 PM

Baconlube, it's the best kind of lube out there!

Monkeydad · 10-12-2011, 03:44 PM

Product FAIL? NO way...talk about a PERFECT product!

Bacon + naked wife = WIN

Now if there's a Skins game on at the same time...

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10-12-2011, 03:36 PM	#3764
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,355	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Baconlube, it's the best kind of lube out there! __________________ Hail to the Football Team

10-12-2011, 03:44 PM	#3765
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Product FAIL? NO way...talk about a PERFECT product! Bacon + naked wife = WIN Now if there's a Skins game on at the same time... __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

Super Happy Fun Thread!

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