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Old 09-14-2013, 10:57 AM   #1
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Man plotted to kill and eat children, feds say - CNN.com


Hope this guy stays in jail for eternity. Seriously disturbed by this. Glad they caught him before he could do any harm to children.
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Old 09-24-2013, 09:57 PM   #2
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Fake Apple Ad Says iOS 7 Will Make Your iPhone Waterproof And People Fell For It - Yahoo Finance
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Old 09-25-2013, 02:00 PM   #3
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I'm not sure who the worst of our future is, the guy who made the ad or the people that believed an operating system would make their phone waterproof.
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Old 09-26-2013, 12:16 PM   #4
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I'm not sure who the worst of our future is, the guy who made the ad or the people that believed an operating system would make their phone waterproof.
i went to the grocery store yesterday and bought some stuff including chicken nuggets. get home and the wifey says "why did you buy soy nuggets?", i say i didnt i bought chicken nuggets.

she sd "no, you bought chik'n nuggets and then read off all these never heard of ingredients and additives ..."

but the box had a big picture of chicken nuggets on the front and said chik'n nuggets .. it was some gourmet store so i just figured rich people spelled things different to try and be cute.
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Old 09-26-2013, 03:41 PM   #5
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Some people should not breed.
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Old 09-25-2013, 02:48 PM   #6
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College student steals truck, kidnaps woman while reenacting Grand Theft AutoÂ* - NY Daily News

Zachary Burgess, a lacrosse player at Auburn University, allegedly stole a truck with a woman inside and smashed into nine cars trying to play the game Grand Theft Auto in ‘real life.’

A college lacrosse player is in hot water after allegedly going on a wild rampage to see what it's like playing Grand Theft Auto in real life.

Zachary Burgess, 20, allegedly stole a truck and kidnapped a woman in Baton Rouge, La., before plowing the vehicle into nine parked cars and fleeing the scene.

Angry passersby gave chase and pinned him down until cops arrived to arrest him at 2:30 a.m. Saturday.

He then reportedly told officers he wanted to live out what players of the violent video game usually only experience from the comfort of their own couches.

NBC33TV.com reports that the Auburn University freshman, in town to watch Auburn take on LSU, stole the truck after its owner left it running in a bar parking lot.

With a woman inside, he tried to speed away — but was halted by other cars that were parked in his way.

RELATED: 'GRAND THEFT AUTO V' MAKES $800M ON RELEASE DAY

Undeterred, he tried to bump his way out, but ended up giving up and running off. Police arrived to find the truck abandoned and a group of people pinning him down.

Burgess, from Hoover in Alabama, was arrested and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, kidnapping and nine counts of hit and run.

He was released on Sunday after posting the $80,000 bond.

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Good guy Otto Porter Jr. Drafted by the Wizards this year.

Did this not even knowing there was a reporter around. It's not that he even bought the guy a sandwich. He sat down, ate and talked with him.

It's nice to see there are ballers with character. Seems like a real good kid.

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Three men arrested after accidental shooting during ‘Bigfoot hunt’

One for Lotus.

The Rogers County, Oklahoma Sheriff’s Department arrested three men after one of them was accidentally shot. Authorities are still searching for the gun used in the shooting.

According to Sheriff Scott Walton, the three men were hunting Bigfoot late Saturday night, when one of them was spooked by what he thought might be the legendary beast and fired his weapon, hitting his friend in the back.

“When you start off with an explanation like that, do you believe anything after that?” Sheriff Walton said.
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:08 PM   #9
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San Francisco to Transform Into Gotham for Boy's Batman Make-a-Wish | ABC News Blogs - Yahoo
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Old 11-05-2013, 01:12 PM   #10
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I'm sorry I don't have the time to make it up there. That's a 10/10 for 'Make-a-Wish'.

A villain will be kidnapping a famous San Francisco mascot and Batkid will rush to the rescue. His last stop will be City Hall, where the mayor and police chief will thank him and present him with a key to the city and a crowd will be cheering him on.

"Since he wants to be a superhero, we felt like having a large crowd there waiting with signs and cheering him on would make him feel like a hero, not just because he battle villains and helped fight crime, but he's a true hero," Wilson said.
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I really hope someone documents the whole thing and puts it online, because I can't wait to see this!
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Man Pulls Woman From CTA Tracks With Train Barreling Toward Them « CBS Chicago

Need more people like this.
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Old 11-15-2013, 11:35 AM   #13
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"On Nov. 15, people will be able to track the day's events with photos and videos. Twitter is helping create Twitter feeds for various characters in the scenarios."

should be happening right now.
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Old 11-15-2013, 11:37 AM   #14
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It's being covered on http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/na...231525591.html



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Old 11-15-2013, 02:48 PM   #15
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Here's a cool collection from twitter and instragram showing pictures from San FranGotham.

It's getting a little dusty in here...
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