Super Happy Fun Thread!

RedskinRat · 08-17-2011, 03:43 PM

Cowboys fan on the job:

mooby · 08-17-2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Cowboys fan on the job:

Using two cellphones at the same time while driving? I guess they really do everything bigger in Texas. And the irony in that picture is amazing.

Dirtbag59 · 08-18-2011, 03:45 AM

Funny sitcom that got cut way to short. Starred Jon Cryer, Paget Brewster, David Krumholtz, and Larry Joe Michael. More episodes can be found on YouTube.

RedskinRat · 08-18-2011, 11:08 AM

I'll be rocking a pair of these beauties as soon as they ship:

For clarity sake I mean the boots, not the dudes.

RedskinRat · 08-18-2011, 11:47 AM

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."

The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page . . . So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The reporter finishes up his notes and leaves.

The following morning the biker found he really was the day's headline news. In great big bold print the paper's headline read:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

Alvin Walton · 08-19-2011, 11:39 AM

Dirtbag59 · 08-20-2011, 01:48 AM

mlmpetert · 08-20-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Alvin Walton

That picture came from a website that listed top NFL effeminate pictures, including the Tom Brady goat picture, so Firstdown isn't far from the mark.
And if you're bothered by this because you're an actual butt pirate then I apologize in advance.

Not sure where this fits in... but i think its pretty funny:

Charles Mann Will Have You Know That He's Totally Straight

Dirtbag59 · 08-21-2011, 03:41 AM

That Guy · 08-21-2011, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

I approve.

RedskinRat · 08-22-2011, 02:16 PM

Am I banned yet?

SmootSmack · 08-22-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Am I banned yet?

You miss having that power don't you?

RedskinRat · 08-22-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

You miss having that power don't you?

I certainly miss being unpleasant and having the power of 'BAN!', yes.

:FIREdevil

RedskinRat · 08-22-2011, 06:39 PM

Ahahahahahahaha! Not as easy as it looks on tv, is it sweetie?

<BANG!> "Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Oh, motherfu......Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Bugger!.......Inshallah!"
<BANG!> "Damn it!!"

"I'm not quite dead yet........."

SmootSmack · 08-22-2011, 07:15 PM

Nothing super, happy, or fun about that

08-17-2011, 03:43 PM	#3646
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Cowboys fan on the job:

08-18-2011, 03:45 AM	#3648
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 39 Posts: 14,750	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Funny sitcom that got cut way to short. Starred Jon Cryer, Paget Brewster, David Krumholtz, and Larry Joe Michael. More episodes can be found on YouTube. __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

08-18-2011, 11:08 AM	#3649
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I'll be rocking a pair of these beauties as soon as they ship: For clarity sake I mean the boots, not the dudes.

08-18-2011, 11:47 AM	#3650
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page . . . So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican." The reporter finishes up his notes and leaves. The following morning the biker found he really was the day's headline news. In great big bold print the paper's headline read: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

08-19-2011, 11:39 AM	#3651
Alvin Walton Pro Bowl Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Holland, Michigan Posts: 5,741	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! __________________ REDSKINS FAN SINCE 1968

08-20-2011, 01:48 AM	#3652
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 39 Posts: 14,750	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

08-21-2011, 03:41 AM	#3654
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 39 Posts: 14,750	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

08-22-2011, 02:16 PM	#3656
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Am I banned yet?

08-22-2011, 06:39 PM	#3659
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Ahahahahahahaha! Not as easy as it looks on tv, is it sweetie? <BANG!> "Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Oh, motherfu......Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Bugger!.......Inshallah!" <BANG!> "Damn it!!" "I'm not quite dead yet........."

08-22-2011, 07:15 PM	#3660
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Nothing super, happy, or fun about that __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

Super Happy Fun Thread!

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