Super Happy Fun Thread!

[MTK]

Originally Posted by mredskins

WTF????

Seriously...WTF?????

That could be the WTF of the year. I really hope that was a photoshop job.

[Alvin Walton]

Does the FBI know about this forum?

[firstdown]

I came home the other day and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by firstdown

I came home the other day and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing.

Pronoun Fail

[Monkeydad]

Haha...GMScud lost.



http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...r-weekend.html

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by firstdown

I came home the other day and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing.

Greeted by HIS wife, you say?

You did the right thing by leaving.

[Monkeydad]

[Dirtbag59]

Warning: Very NSFW
YouTube: The Wire - McNulty and Bunk, the famous crime scene

[SmootSmack]

Play of the day! Selfless young fan returns ball to upset boy - Big League Stew - MLB Blog - Yahoo! Sports

[Dirtbag59]

[Monkeydad]

[over the mountain]

man ive missed this thread soo freakin much, thank you monkeydad and dirt.

Technically i live in the best neighborhood in the world, although people tend to call it southeast baltimore for some reason. anyways, we get a newsletter every other week and they have our crime log. some funny funny stuff every time. here is a snippet from this weeks crime blog:

Eastern Avenue, 1700 block, July 20, 8:16 a.m. A woman told police a man had approached her and asked her if she had any more cigarettes. The woman, who was lighting her own, said no, and the man smacked the cigarette out of her hand and said, “Neither do you.” A wheelchair-bound woman nearby pointed out the man’s behavior was wrong and the man called them “n-—r bitches.” He then threw a brick, striking the wheelchair-bound woman and fled. He was arrested.

E. Lombard Street, 4300 block, July 20, 2:27 a.m. A woman told police she awoke to find her boyfriend was not in bed with her. She went looking for him and found him in bed with another woman. She argued and he attacked her. Police arrested him.

Fagley Street, 300 block, July 20, 4:30 p.m. A man told police he and his girlfriend had become involved in an argument because she did not want to enjoy a refreshing alcoholic beverage with him, and because she had stabbed him with scissors.

S. Broadway, 700 block, July 19, 12:35 a.m. Police found men and women arguing. One man and woman told police that a second woman had slapped one person and burned the second with a cigarette., then cut his tire. The argument started when one man was blowing his horn in celebration of a birthday. One man kept yelling “Who hung up the phone?” Several arrests were made.

Aliceanna Street, 800 block, June 23, 4:15 p.m. Someone stole a pair of gray sweatpants from a store. The suspect was described as a man who had soiled his pants.

[firstdown]

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Nice post.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

man ive missed this thread soo freakin much, thank you monkeydad and dirt.

Technically i live in the best neighborhood in the world, although people tend to call it southeast baltimore for some reason. anyways, we get a newsletter every other week and they have our crime log. some funny funny stuff every time. here is a snippet from this weeks crime blog:

Eastern Avenue, 1700 block, July 20, 8:16 a.m. A woman told police a man had approached her and asked her if she had any more cigarettes. The woman, who was lighting her own, said no, and the man smacked the cigarette out of her hand and said, “Neither do you.” A wheelchair-bound woman nearby pointed out the man’s behavior was wrong and the man called them “n-—r bitches.” He then threw a brick, striking the wheelchair-bound woman and fled. He was arrested.

E. Lombard Street, 4300 block, July 20, 2:27 a.m. A woman told police she awoke to find her boyfriend was not in bed with her. She went looking for him and found him in bed with another woman. She argued and he attacked her. Police arrested him.

Fagley Street, 300 block, July 20, 4:30 p.m. A man told police he and his girlfriend had become involved in an argument because she did not want to enjoy a refreshing alcoholic beverage with him, and because she had stabbed him with scissors.

S. Broadway, 700 block, July 19, 12:35 a.m. Police found men and women arguing. One man and woman told police that a second woman had slapped one person and burned the second with a cigarette., then cut his tire. The argument started when one man was blowing his horn in celebration of a birthday. One man kept yelling “Who hung up the phone?” Several arrests were made.

Aliceanna Street, 800 block, June 23, 4:15 p.m. Someone stole a pair of gray sweatpants from a store. The suspect was described as a man who had soiled his pants.

Holy crap some great stuff there, but that's also why I do not stray away from the Harbor when I go to Baltimore. A block away in any direction is risking your life.