Super Happy Fun Thread!

[firstdown]

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Nice post.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

man ive missed this thread soo freakin much, thank you monkeydad and dirt.

Technically i live in the best neighborhood in the world, although people tend to call it southeast baltimore for some reason. anyways, we get a newsletter every other week and they have our crime log. some funny funny stuff every time. here is a snippet from this weeks crime blog:

Eastern Avenue, 1700 block, July 20, 8:16 a.m. A woman told police a man had approached her and asked her if she had any more cigarettes. The woman, who was lighting her own, said no, and the man smacked the cigarette out of her hand and said, “Neither do you.” A wheelchair-bound woman nearby pointed out the man’s behavior was wrong and the man called them “n-—r bitches.” He then threw a brick, striking the wheelchair-bound woman and fled. He was arrested.

E. Lombard Street, 4300 block, July 20, 2:27 a.m. A woman told police she awoke to find her boyfriend was not in bed with her. She went looking for him and found him in bed with another woman. She argued and he attacked her. Police arrested him.

Fagley Street, 300 block, July 20, 4:30 p.m. A man told police he and his girlfriend had become involved in an argument because she did not want to enjoy a refreshing alcoholic beverage with him, and because she had stabbed him with scissors.

S. Broadway, 700 block, July 19, 12:35 a.m. Police found men and women arguing. One man and woman told police that a second woman had slapped one person and burned the second with a cigarette., then cut his tire. The argument started when one man was blowing his horn in celebration of a birthday. One man kept yelling “Who hung up the phone?” Several arrests were made.

Aliceanna Street, 800 block, June 23, 4:15 p.m. Someone stole a pair of gray sweatpants from a store. The suspect was described as a man who had soiled his pants.

Holy crap some great stuff there, but that's also why I do not stray away from the Harbor when I go to Baltimore. A block away in any direction is risking your life.

[mlmpetert]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

man ive missed this thread soo freakin much, thank you monkeydad and dirt.

Technically i live in the best neighborhood in the world, although people tend to call it southeast baltimore for some reason. anyways, we get a newsletter every other week and they have our crime log. some funny funny stuff every time. here is a snippet from this weeks crime blog:

Eastern Avenue, 1700 block, July 20, 8:16 a.m. A woman told police a man had approached her and asked her if she had any more cigarettes. The woman, who was lighting her own, said no, and the man smacked the cigarette out of her hand and said, “Neither do you.” A wheelchair-bound woman nearby pointed out the man’s behavior was wrong and the man called them “n-—r bitches.” He then threw a brick, striking the wheelchair-bound woman and fled. He was arrested.

E. Lombard Street, 4300 block, July 20, 2:27 a.m. A woman told police she awoke to find her boyfriend was not in bed with her. She went looking for him and found him in bed with another woman. She argued and he attacked her. Police arrested him.

Fagley Street, 300 block, July 20, 4:30 p.m. A man told police he and his girlfriend had become involved in an argument because she did not want to enjoy a refreshing alcoholic beverage with him, and because she had stabbed him with scissors.

S. Broadway, 700 block, July 19, 12:35 a.m. Police found men and women arguing. One man and woman told police that a second woman had slapped one person and burned the second with a cigarette., then cut his tire. The argument started when one man was blowing his horn in celebration of a birthday. One man kept yelling “Who hung up the phone?” Several arrests were made.

Aliceanna Street, 800 block, June 23, 4:15 p.m. Someone stole a pair of gray sweatpants from a store. The suspect was described as a man who had soiled his pants.

Are these legit! Awesome.

i got lost in a bad section of bmore trying to advoid tolls. A female crack head knocked on my truck window at a stop light and when i rolled it down a little she asked me if i had like 3.50 for a chicken box and then procedded to bite the car window. It was kind of akward trying to roll it up and saying no.

[RedskinRat]

Please can we have a t-shirt-related sub-thread?

[RedskinRat]

[Monkeydad]

Here's another one of those:

[Monkeydad]

[Monkeydad]

[MTK]

‪Puppy Fakes His Own Death‬‏ - YouTube

[Alvin Walton]

[JoeRedskin]

Again, I ask - how is a soldier taking a crap super, happy or fun??
Please.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Again, I ask - how is a soldier taking a crap super, happy or fun??
Please.

I'll second that. I asked myself that exact same question, but I just hoped I'm missing something there.

EDIT: maybe it has something to do with his sig? "Anything titled super happy and fun is actually very serious."

Is he on a personnel vendetta against threads that are super happy and fun? Maybe he's trying to spoil the rest of our fun by posting unfunny images? Is this a conspiracy? Are there others involved?

[Dirtbag59]

Top Comments
Honestly the landmine explosion was necessary. For anyone to get so excited about such a lame ****ing goal is ridiculous.
PirateEyepatch 1 month ago 48

If they were wearing Flak Jacket Pro they would have survived.
duckshunting32 6 minutes ago

One of my favorite sites. Start by checking out "Courage Wolf" near the top.
Homepage | Meme Generator

[mooby]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

One of my favorite sites. Start by checking out "Courage Wolf" near the top.
Homepage | Meme Generator

Damn that video about land mines was ****ed up lol. That meme generator is awesome though. I tried to link to multiple but the meme generator is slowing my comp down so bad I'm just gonna link to thre lol.