Cris Collinsworth is Smug Punk

[ArtMonkDrillz]

I've heard that Collinsworth's poo smells like lilacs and kittens.

[wolfeskins]

i say bring back theisman.

[GMScud]

I couldn't agree more. I read this thread title and thought, "yeah, and?" I've felt this way about him for a long time. I hate that he's a Gator. He is such a smug ass. He seems to take pleasure in talking down about teams/players/coaches. He may know his X's and O's, but I absolutely loathe listening to him.

Speaking of Gators, I was in the same bar as him a few years ago right after a Florida home game in Gainesville... You wanna talk about arrogant? He had a holier than thou attitude like you wouldn't believe. Maybe that's when my dislike for the man began. All I know is I'm bummed I have to listen to him in place of Madden.

Since someone brought it up, I love Jaws. Even though he's an Eagle, as far as breaking down X's and O's on the fly from the booth there's no one better IMO. The guy knows the game as a player and analyst, and spends tons of time at NFL Films watching hour after hour of game tape. He knows what's up and he isn't a jerk about it.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by wolfeskins

i say bring back theisman.

Theismann's got a show starting this Friday on AM 980 WTEM, every weekday morning after a Redskins game. Could end up being a full time morning radio show

I'm indifferent to Collinsworth...and that's all I'll say about him

As for Jaws, I've mentioned it before, the best thing about him is that he talks that way off camera

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I've heard that Collinsworth's poo smells like lilacs and kittens.

And when he farts, sunshine and rainbows come out of his ass...

[wolfeskins]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Theismann's got a show starting this Friday on AM 980 WTEM, every weekday morning after a Redskins game. Could end up being a full time morning radio show

I'm indifferent to Collinsworth...and that's all I'll say about him

As for Jaws, I've mentioned it before, the best thing about him is that he talks that way off camera

so is it actually every morning of the week or is it only the morning after the game? if it is every morning then i'm happy for him, i think he kinda got the shaft on his tv gig. what stinks though, is i don't believe i get that radio station down here in chesapeake.

[mooby]

I agree on the Aikman note, he's the only reason I don't mute the t.v. when him and Buck are in the booth. Joe Buck, for lack of a better term, has a massive cloud of smug that hits me in the face every time I listen to him, but it's always tolerable simply because Aikman is a good broadcaster. He's always been fair, definitely has a good knowledge of the game, and doesn't come across like he's trying to hard to entertain the masses along the way.

As for Collinsworth, I actually like him and I thought he is a good replacement for Madden. He's not the entertainer Madden was but he's got that knowledge of the game and he doesn't come across the wrong way to me either. I thought he did a decent job in the booth last night, I think him and Michaels will make a good team together.

[wolfeskins]

aikman does a really good job. i say, put aikman, theisman and jaws together. that would be an awesome trio. for fun they could put phil sims in the booth with them during halftime and take turns punching him in the face or stomach.

[jamf]

Another vote for Jaws.

I also like Daryl Johnston.

[wolfeskins]

Originally Posted by jamf

Another vote for Jaws.

I also like Daryl Johnston.

i do not like dj

[JLee9718]

No one can replace Madden!

[redskinjim]

Originally Posted by hooskins

Also I really like to listen to games called by Aikman. Fair, knowledgeable and he is definitely not a homer.

i like aikman as well cc is ok but he does not seem to have a personality he is just kind of weak

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by wolfeskins

so is it actually every morning of the week or is it only the morning after the game? if it is every morning then i'm happy for him, i think he kinda got the shaft on his tv gig. what stinks though, is i don't believe i get that radio station down here in chesapeake.

Right now only the morning after a game, but it could expand to every weekday morning

[BleedBurgundy]

i'm in the minority, but actually enjoy when Collinsworth does a game. He is a bit smug, but he's got a self-deprecating side too that balances it out.

[FRPLG]

Originally Posted by mooby

I agree on the Aikman note, he's the only reason I don't mute the t.v. when him and Buck are in the booth. Joe Buck, for lack of a better term, has a massive cloud of smug that hits me in the face every time I listen to him, but it's always tolerable simply because Aikman is a good broadcaster. He's always been fair, definitely has a good knowledge of the game, and doesn't come across like he's trying to hard to entertain the masses along the way.

As for Collinsworth, I actually like him and I thought he is a good replacement for Madden. He's not the entertainer Madden was but he's got that knowledge of the game and he doesn't come across the wrong way to me either. I thought he did a decent job in the booth last night, I think him and Michaels will make a good team together.

Aikman is an alright Cowboy by me. Buck is a "disgusting act" if you ask me. Actually more of a superior ass but you all probably catch my drift. He should stick to baseball. It suits him better.