Emmitt Smith Mock Draft

mooby · 04-23-2008, 02:46 PM

I read that a few days ago, it was one of the most hilarious pieces I've read. You'd think this was just a cruel joke but most of the things in that mock draft are similar to things he's said on the air. I especially loved the Jaguars comment in the mock, "I am tire! Why are there so many doggone pick in the first round!? There should only be 10 pick in the first round! ". I hope they do this every year, this stuff never gets old.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 04-23-2008, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

The anthology is sadly all stuff he's actually said.

I just read the linked mock and, as others have noted, it's absolutely hilarious.....a must read.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-23-2008, 03:42 PM

He totally debacled this whole draft.

Dirtbag59 · 04-23-2008, 03:53 PM

One of my favorite parts was when he selected Rashard Mendenhall a second time.

mooby · 04-23-2008, 03:54 PM

He did that with Matt Ryan too (First pick and eighth pick)

04-23-2008, 02:46 PM	#16
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,446	Re: Emmitt Smith Mock Draft I read that a few days ago, it was one of the most hilarious pieces I've read. You'd think this was just a cruel joke but most of the things in that mock draft are similar to things he's said on the air. I especially loved the Jaguars comment in the mock, "I am tire! Why are there so many doggone pick in the first round!? There should only be 10 pick in the first round! ". I hope they do this every year, this stuff never gets old. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

04-23-2008, 03:42 PM	#18
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Emmitt Smith Mock Draft He totally debacled this whole draft. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

04-23-2008, 03:53 PM	#19
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 39 Posts: 14,750	Re: Emmitt Smith Mock Draft One of my favorite parts was when he selected Rashard Mendenhall a second time. __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

04-23-2008, 03:54 PM	#20
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,446	Re: Emmitt Smith Mock Draft He did that with Matt Ryan too (First pick and eighth pick) __________________ Hail to the Football Team

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