F...Wannabe Gangsters

DynamiteRave · 09-11-2007, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by 70Chip

Shrink, Shrink tries to make me think
and then vomit
clean it up with Comet
Earth is my plonet.

Traffic Traffic
I'm looking for my chapstick
Feeling kinda carsick
There's a Ford Maverick.

70Chip · 09-11-2007, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Traffic Traffic
I'm looking for my chapstick
Feeling kinda carsick
There's a Ford Maverick.

I like that one better, but I can't ever remember it.

EternalEnigma21 · 09-11-2007, 01:53 AM

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BleedBurgundy · 09-11-2007, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RobH4413

Just googled Lancaster, and your most def. right.

Their crime index was pretty high.

That's me and Dmek's "hood." ROFLMAO. Lancaster is in the heart of AMISH COUNTRY. The only reason we have the fucking jokers is because there's alot of trash that comes down from NYC. Basically a bunch of wannabe hard asses who couldn't do it in the city come out to the middle of nowhere and act like gangsters.

When I was in college, right after I got out of the Navy, I took a job as a collections agent/repo guy. (Horrible job but it paid 45k and I was in college) Every time I went out to the "hood" and knocked on doors to get back whatever these idiots weren't paying for there'd be a lot of posturing, a lot of threats, alot of TALK and then I'd get the shit and leave. What a joke...
BTW, I'm just a very average sized white dude. (6' 175 lbs) These idiots are just like any other anywhere all talk, no action.

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-11-2007, 09:53 AM

These are the same jerkoffs who are like "Scarface" is my favorite movie.

Is it REALLY? It's a good movie, but come on now.

dmek25 · 09-11-2007, 10:01 AM

actually, there is plenty of stuff to do around here. but burgundy is right. alot of losers from new york, and new jersey. they come here with no jobs, and rely on drugs to make money. Lancaster county is one of the most beautiful places in our wonderful country. I've been to about 6 or 7 different states, and have yet to see one that compares to good old home

BleedBurgundy · 09-11-2007, 10:07 AM

No doubt, Lancaster, PA is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. The trash does their best to ruin it though. I don't mind people coming out to the country to make a better life, in fact I salute them for it. My problem lies when they come out for a better life but instead end up trying to turn their new environment into their old one.

Hog1 · 09-11-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

actually, there is plenty of stuff to do around here. but burgundy is right. alot of losers from new york, and new jersey. they come here with no jobs, and rely on drugs to make money. Lancaster county is one of the most beautiful places in our wonderful country. I've been to about 6 or 7 different states, and have yet to see one that compares to good old home

May be you need to elect Buford T. Pusser for county Sheriff?? Hard to imagine in the Heart of Amish country

RobH4413 · 09-11-2007, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

These are the same jerkoffs who are like "Scarface" is my favorite movie.

Is it REALLY? It's a good movie, but come on now.

Most overrated movie in the history of mankind.

It's a decent movie, but I'm not installing TV's in every room of my house just looping the movie continually. It's so freaking overrated it kills me.

Actually, I would be such a G if I did that.

Godfather movies are 10 times better than scarface.

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-11-2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RobH4413

Most overrated movie in the history of mankind.

It's a decent movie, but I'm not installing TV's in every room of my house just looping the movie continually. It's so freaking overrated it kills me.

Actually, I would be such a G if I did that.

Godfather movies are 10 times better than scarface.

Scarface, Godfather, ANY of those movies. It's like every wanna-be gangster feels they need to own those movies just so that when people come over they can be like, "Yo, look what I have."

All good movies, but seriously, watching those movies doesn't make you a gangster. In most cases it makes you a fat ass because you're watching it too much.

Unless you're doing coke while you watch it. Then you might be like Scarface.

mheisig · 09-11-2007, 01:12 PM

How about F...REAL Gangsters?

DEVIL'S OWN · 09-11-2007, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Would these guys qualify as wannabes?

OMG............LOL these boys would be bitches in my hood, LOL, LOL, LOL

saden1 · 09-11-2007, 02:01 PM

Here 's a story I heard recently which inspired the creation of this thread:

A wannabe gangster lifts up his shirt and challanges a real gangster to pop him if he has the balls after an altercation, the real gangster says "What are you? Superman?" and pops two into his chest.

What a f'ing idiot!

SmootSmack · 09-11-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

Here 's a story I heard recently which inspired the creation of this thread:

A wannabe gangster lifts up his shirt and challanges a real gangster to pop him if he has the balls after an altercation, the real gangster says "What are you? Superman?" and pops two into his chest.

What a f'ing idiot!

Damn...F them both

saden1 · 09-11-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Damn...F them both

Apparently it happened a long time ago outside a D.C. night club and I don't know if the story is true or not. Honestly though, you've got to be dumb to beat your chest and dare someone you don't know to shoot you.

09-11-2007, 01:53 AM	#18
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carbondale CO Age: 44 Posts: 2,958	Re: F...Wannabe Gangsters blah blah blah.... __________________ I am the brute squad.

09-11-2007, 09:53 AM	#20
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F...Wannabe Gangsters These are the same jerkoffs who are like "Scarface" is my favorite movie. Is it REALLY? It's a good movie, but come on now. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

09-11-2007, 10:01 AM	#21
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: F...Wannabe Gangsters actually, there is plenty of stuff to do around here. but burgundy is right. alot of losers from new york, and new jersey. they come here with no jobs, and rely on drugs to make money. Lancaster county is one of the most beautiful places in our wonderful country. I've been to about 6 or 7 different states, and have yet to see one that compares to good old home __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

09-11-2007, 10:07 AM	#22
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: F...Wannabe Gangsters No doubt, Lancaster, PA is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. The trash does their best to ruin it though. I don't mind people coming out to the country to make a better life, in fact I salute them for it. My problem lies when they come out for a better life but instead end up trying to turn their new environment into their old one. __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

09-11-2007, 01:12 PM	#26
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 40 Posts: 2,119	Re: F...Wannabe Gangsters How about F...REAL Gangsters? __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

09-11-2007, 02:01 PM	#28
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: F...Wannabe Gangsters Here 's a story I heard recently which inspired the creation of this thread: A wannabe gangster lifts up his shirt and challanges a real gangster to pop him if he has the balls after an altercation, the real gangster says "What are you? Superman?" and pops two into his chest. What a f'ing idiot! __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

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