One night to live...

SmootSmack · 04-19-2007, 09:57 AM

Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question

724Skinsfan · 04-19-2007, 10:04 AM

I'd move to the Arctic Circle because the night's are longer up there. I'm not going without a fight.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-19-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question

You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.

MTK · 04-19-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

i would go find jessica simpson and wear her out

Yeah she probably would be pretty worn out after you chased her all over the neighborhood

SmootSmack · 04-19-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.

Yeah, I had to drop some "obvious" clues. I knew either you or TMC would get it though. Would you have a backseat tryst with Ms. Krabapple?

dmek25 · 04-19-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Daseal

What would you do after that 25 seconds of your life was over, Dmek?

all i know is that would be the best 25 seconds ever

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-19-2007, 10:36 AM

Man, when I was a preteen, those lingerie pics of Ms. Krabapple. Hubba hubba.

And don't say ANYTHING to me about cartoons. EVERYONE wanted a piece of Ariel back in the day and she didn't even have a human lower torso!

Schneed10 · 04-19-2007, 10:41 AM

Take the family down to Georgia, sneak onto Augusta National and play a round with my father and brothers. Afterwards, sit down to a nice dinner together with all of the family. After that, put the baby and the dog in the bed with my wife and I, and just enjoy the last moments together as a family.

Sorry for the mushy family crap, but at least the playing Augusta part is cool!

724Skinsfan · 04-19-2007, 10:45 AM

What about creating a gigantic mechanical arm that had a huge disc on the end that would effectively block out the sun thus ensuring perpetual night?

Man, not that 2,000 is such an awesome milestone, but I can't believe I wasted it on such an idiotic post.

Sammy Baugh Fan · 04-19-2007, 10:50 AM

Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-19-2007, 10:53 AM

I'd fight a ****ing bear!

MTK · 04-19-2007, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sammy Baugh Fan

Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace

I thought you'd work some BBQ in there somewhere.

SmootSmack · 04-19-2007, 11:13 AM

I'd fire up that DeLorean of mine and go back in time...then it wouldn't be my last night

dmek25 · 04-19-2007, 11:23 AM

grillz, congrats on 2000. this is really a tough one. maybe do like a quick farewell tour. try to visit as many of my friends and family as i can. then settle in with my wife and kids, have a really nice dinner. and remember the good times.

hesscl34 · 04-19-2007, 11:37 AM

Go horseback riding through the woods, picnic, drink wine, appreciate nature and make love.

04-19-2007, 09:57 AM	#16
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04-19-2007, 10:04 AM	#17
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04-19-2007, 10:36 AM	#22
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: One night to live... Man, when I was a preteen, those lingerie pics of Ms. Krabapple. Hubba hubba. And don't say ANYTHING to me about cartoons. EVERYONE wanted a piece of Ariel back in the day and she didn't even have a human lower torso! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-19-2007, 10:41 AM	#23
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,421	Re: One night to live... Take the family down to Georgia, sneak onto Augusta National and play a round with my father and brothers. Afterwards, sit down to a nice dinner together with all of the family. After that, put the baby and the dog in the bed with my wife and I, and just enjoy the last moments together as a family. Sorry for the mushy family crap, but at least the playing Augusta part is cool! __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

04-19-2007, 10:45 AM	#24
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: One night to live... What about creating a gigantic mechanical arm that had a huge disc on the end that would effectively block out the sun thus ensuring perpetual night? Man, not that 2,000 is such an awesome milestone, but I can't believe I wasted it on such an idiotic post. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

04-19-2007, 10:50 AM	#25
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04-19-2007, 11:13 AM	#28
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04-19-2007, 11:23 AM	#29
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: One night to live... grillz, congrats on 2000. this is really a tough one. maybe do like a quick farewell tour. try to visit as many of my friends and family as i can. then settle in with my wife and kids, have a really nice dinner. and remember the good times. __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

04-19-2007, 11:37 AM	#30
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