It Was Bound to Happen

SmootSmack · 08-02-2006, 12:22 AM

You speak Hungarian TG?

BDBohnzie · 08-02-2006, 09:42 AM

does this mean those with Cancer will be cured by walking across the bridge?

TheInspector · 08-02-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BrudLee

The toll for crossing? One roundhouse kick to the face.

LMAO!!

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-02-2006, 10:26 AM

Dammit! Flood that motha' fu**a!

BrudLee · 08-02-2006, 10:38 AM

Don't we at the Warpath have a long and proud history of ballot box stuffing? Get to work!

NAVYSKINSFAN · 08-02-2006, 10:59 AM

casted my vote!

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-02-2006, 11:59 AM

There will actually be no bridge in the physical sense. Chuck Norris will just stand on the bank of the river and when a person/car/semi-tractor trailer/herd of wild elephants wants to cross he will simply roundhouse kick them to the other side for a small toll.
What happens when they want to cross back over you ask? Don't you know that The Chuck can walk on water?

The death toll is going to be through the roof. It's gonna be a bloodbath.

BrudLee · 08-02-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

There will actually be no bridge in the physical sense. Chuck Norris will just stand on the bank of the river and when a person/car/semi-tractor trailer/herd of wild elephants wants to cross he will simply roundhouse kick them to the other side for a small toll.
What happens when they want to cross back over you ask? Don't you know that The Chuck can walk on water?

The death toll is going to be through the roof. It's gonna be a bloodbath.

I actually heard that the bridge would be just wooden planks with no supports or suspension wires holding it up, and that the designers believe fear of Norris will keep it from falling down.

That's actually pretty sound thinking, if you ask me.

Monkeydad · 08-02-2006, 12:40 PM

I voted, but I wish it had been in English!

Just use the Find feature and look for "Norris".

He's down to 11%.

TheInspector · 08-02-2006, 01:34 PM

Chuck Norris never loses!! Not even in Internet polls!

I have a feeling if he loses this poll, he'll destroy the Internet altogether.

mooby · 08-02-2006, 03:10 PM

My votes in. Damn Hungarians, they must not know of Chuck's powers, otherwise he'd have 100 percent of the vote.

That Guy · 08-02-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

You speak Hungarian TG?

not really, but i've worked with a lot of coder types that aren't US based. I can sorta read, but I can't speak anything.

hungarians do have a weird thing with free word order an without needed subjects and objects depending on context, changing vowels, and shoving prepositions on as suffixes. it's pretty harsh.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-02-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mooby

My votes in. Damn Hungarians, they must not know of Chuck's powers, otherwise he'd have 100 percent of the vote.

I bet Jack Bauer is behind ALL of this.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-02-2006, 03:59 PM

BSB, you need to holla' at your boy.

Hail2theskins · 08-02-2006, 05:18 PM

nvm i figured it out all on my own... im a college student :-D

08-02-2006, 12:22 AM	#16
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: It Was Bound to Happen You speak Hungarian TG? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

08-02-2006, 09:42 AM	#17
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: It Was Bound to Happen does this mean those with Cancer will be cured by walking across the bridge? __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

08-02-2006, 10:26 AM	#19
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: It Was Bound to Happen Dammit! Flood that motha' fua! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.**

08-02-2006, 10:38 AM	#20
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	Re: It Was Bound to Happen Don't we at the Warpath have a long and proud history of ballot box stuffing? Get to work! __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

08-02-2006, 10:59 AM	#21
NAVYSKINSFAN Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Norfolk va Age: 42 Posts: 150	Re: It Was Bound to Happen casted my vote! __________________ Only the strong survive! Just win baby! I'll make ya famous!

08-02-2006, 11:59 AM	#22
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: It Was Bound to Happen There will actually be no bridge in the physical sense. Chuck Norris will just stand on the bank of the river and when a person/car/semi-tractor trailer/herd of wild elephants wants to cross he will simply roundhouse kick them to the other side for a small toll. What happens when they want to cross back over you ask? Don't you know that The Chuck can walk on water? The death toll is going to be through the roof. It's gonna be a bloodbath. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-02-2006, 12:40 PM	#24
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: It Was Bound to Happen I voted, but I wish it had been in English! Just use the Find feature and look for "Norris". He's down to 11%.

08-02-2006, 01:34 PM	#25
TheInspector Special Teams Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa, Florida Age: 42 Posts: 194	Re: It Was Bound to Happen Chuck Norris never loses!! Not even in Internet polls! I have a feeling if he loses this poll, he'll destroy the Internet altogether. __________________ "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -Vince Lombardi

08-02-2006, 03:10 PM	#26
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,455	Re: It Was Bound to Happen My votes in. Damn Hungarians, they must not know of Chuck's powers, otherwise he'd have 100 percent of the vote. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

08-02-2006, 03:59 PM	#29
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: It Was Bound to Happen BSB, you need to holla' at your boy. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-02-2006, 05:18 PM	#30
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 38 Posts: 488	Re: It Was Bound to Happen nvm i figured it out all on my own... im a college student :-D __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

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