F... office dumpers

T.cav4481 · 04-20-2006, 12:35 PM

I like the work dump too, getting paid for it, sharing, when it's go time ...it's go time! I live one mile from work, and I have stopped on the way home in a portible crapper...

MTK · 04-20-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by T.cav4481

I like the work dump too, getting paid for it, sharing, when it's go time ...it's go time! I live one mile from work, and I have stopped on the way home in a portible crapper...

get out, you've stopped on the way home to use a porta-potty?!

EEich · 04-20-2006, 02:01 PM

Is this what this site has come to?

jamf · 04-20-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by T.cav4481

I like the work dump too, getting paid for it, sharing, when it's go time ...it's go time! I live one mile from work, and I have stopped on the way home in a portible crapper...

WTF!

gibbsisgod · 04-20-2006, 02:18 PM

I'm definetly an office dumper.Like T.CAV said, when its go time, its go time

gibbsisgod · 04-20-2006, 02:20 PM

but with that being said, a courtesy flush is a must for every 2 min. you are in the stall

FRPLG · 04-20-2006, 02:25 PM

Not a big public dumper. In fact I can't think of ever doing it anywhere. But I consider work not public. If I can use the pot on a daily basis I am cool with it. The at-work dropping of the kids is only when necessary though.

gibbsisgod · 04-20-2006, 03:33 PM

when i was in hs they had no walls around the toilets because kids would go in there to smoke between classes. every morning the starting center for the fb team would be sitting there taking care of his buisness right in front of everybody, pants around his ankles and his white pimply legs out for everyone to see:vomit:

BigSKINBauer · 04-20-2006, 03:35 PM

Ok, i have never taken a dump in a public restroom. I don't ever use the stalls. See at my faorite bathroom in my school there are 3 stalls and 5 urinals. That proportion is messed up. I don't think people need a toilet 3 at out 8 times the use the restroom. Now that is OK. Not a horrible ratio but at my office I intern at it is one big person urinal, one little person urinal, and 3 toilets. THat is messed up beyond belief. What a waste. 3 toilets to 1 useful urinal?? That is crazy. THe problem is everytime i go in there there is someone in the toilets. Atleast it sounds like it because there is that moving sound. I don't get it, do all people in offices just take dumps all the time then? Any more than just once a day on average is too much. If someone averages 2-3 times a day there is a problem and if it is pushing 4 or more there really is a problem.

Schneed10 · 04-20-2006, 04:05 PM

LOL, we're talking about poop.

OK, we're going to flip this coin, if it's heads we'll call this place Rhode Island, if it's tails we'll call it Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

memphisskin · 04-20-2006, 04:11 PM

I'm Memphisskin, and I'm an office pooper. I used to work for a cable tv station in LA and we had an office poopin community. There was even a VP who would leave his copy of the Daily Variety in the stall, subscription tag always torn off. That said, can't wait to move on up and get a private bathroom. Warm toilet seats always make me feel like I've just taken the last swig outta someone else's beer.

gibbsisgod · 04-20-2006, 04:19 PM

YEAH ,warm toilet seats make me feel kinda dirty

gibbsisgod · 04-20-2006, 04:50 PM

and F... these water saving toilets that cant even swallow a decent turd. we have one of these at work and it seems like you need to plunge after every shit

Monkeydad · 04-20-2006, 05:07 PM

Save it for home????

HA! I'd like to see you hold in Montezuma's Revenge for 8 hours.

I don't see a problem with it when it's necessary...but making it your job at your job is wrong. You need to see a doctor if you do it more than once or twice a day.

JoeRedskin · 04-20-2006, 10:56 PM

This may be TMI (though at this point, can we ever really say that about anything again), but several years ago I had large portions of my insides removed. The net effect was to make me hit the can on a fairly regular basis. Unfortunately for my coworkers, the bathroom is pretty much unusuable after one of my sojourns.

I get symphonic (I am putting extra sound proofing in the bathroom I am installing in our basement - Yes, it's THAT loud), it stinks to high hell (even I gag - that's pretty bad), and sometimes it's splatter shit (consistency is an inside joke in my home - my wife will ask "So, were you squirting soup or dumping dough?"). But guess what folks? I am too f...ing old to care and, even if I did, I ain't got any other options. But, hey, I leave the fan on.

I actually have seen coworkers turn around when they see me exit. Once, one unsuspecting soul walked in and, as I walked off, I heard something along the lines of "OH MY GOD, KILL ME NOW!". I just laughed knowingly to myself.

Ah well, if it didn't stink like shit, we wouldn't do it in private.

04-20-2006, 12:35 PM	#16
T.cav4481 Camp Scrub Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Toledo, Oregon Age: 61 Posts: 5	Re: F... office dumpers I like the work dump too, getting paid for it, sharing, when it's go time ...it's go time! I live one mile from work, and I have stopped on the way home in a portible crapper...

04-20-2006, 02:01 PM	#18
EEich The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bristol, CT Age: 60 Posts: 1,001	Re: F... office dumpers Is this what this site has come to?

04-20-2006, 02:18 PM	#20
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... office dumpers I'm definetly an office dumper.Like T.CAV said, when its go time, its go time

04-20-2006, 02:20 PM	#21
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... office dumpers but with that being said, a courtesy flush is a must for every 2 min. you are in the stall

04-20-2006, 02:25 PM	#22
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 10,164	Re: F... office dumpers Not a big public dumper. In fact I can't think of ever doing it anywhere. But I consider work not public. If I can use the pot on a daily basis I am cool with it. The at-work dropping of the kids is only when necessary though.

04-20-2006, 03:33 PM	#23
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... office dumpers when i was in hs they had no walls around the toilets because kids would go in there to smoke between classes. every morning the starting center for the fb team would be sitting there taking care of his buisness right in front of everybody, pants around his ankles and his white pimply legs out for everyone to see:vomit:

04-20-2006, 03:35 PM	#24
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: F... office dumpers Ok, i have never taken a dump in a public restroom. I don't ever use the stalls. See at my faorite bathroom in my school there are 3 stalls and 5 urinals. That proportion is messed up. I don't think people need a toilet 3 at out 8 times the use the restroom. Now that is OK. Not a horrible ratio but at my office I intern at it is one big person urinal, one little person urinal, and 3 toilets. THat is messed up beyond belief. What a waste. 3 toilets to 1 useful urinal?? That is crazy. THe problem is everytime i go in there there is someone in the toilets. Atleast it sounds like it because there is that moving sound. I don't get it, do all people in offices just take dumps all the time then? Any more than just once a day on average is too much. If someone averages 2-3 times a day there is a problem and if it is pushing 4 or more there really is a problem.

04-20-2006, 04:05 PM	#25
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 44 Posts: 12,416	Re: F... office dumpers LOL, we're talking about poop. OK, we're going to flip this coin, if it's heads we'll call this place Rhode Island, if it's tails we'll call it Cacapoopoopeepeeshire. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

04-20-2006, 04:11 PM	#26
memphisskin Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Nashville, TN Age: 52 Posts: 960	Re: F... office dumpers I'm Memphisskin, and I'm an office pooper. I used to work for a cable tv station in LA and we had an office poopin community. There was even a VP who would leave his copy of the Daily Variety in the stall, subscription tag always torn off. That said, can't wait to move on up and get a private bathroom. Warm toilet seats always make me feel like I've just taken the last swig outta someone else's beer.

04-20-2006, 04:19 PM	#27
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... office dumpers YEAH ,warm toilet seats make me feel kinda dirty

04-20-2006, 04:50 PM	#28
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: F... office dumpers and F... these water saving toilets that cant even swallow a decent turd. we have one of these at work and it seems like you need to plunge after every shit

04-20-2006, 05:07 PM	#29
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: F... office dumpers Save it for home???? HA! I'd like to see you hold in Montezuma's Revenge for 8 hours. I don't see a problem with it when it's necessary...but making it your job at your job is wrong. You need to see a doctor if you do it more than once or twice a day.

04-20-2006, 10:56 PM	#30
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 61 Posts: 10,401	Re: F... office dumpers This may be TMI (though at this point, can we ever really say that about anything again), but several years ago I had large portions of my insides removed. The net effect was to make me hit the can on a fairly regular basis. Unfortunately for my coworkers, the bathroom is pretty much unusuable after one of my sojourns. I get symphonic (I am putting extra sound proofing in the bathroom I am installing in our basement - Yes, it's THAT loud), it stinks to high hell (even I gag - that's pretty bad), and sometimes it's splatter shit (consistency is an inside joke in my home - my wife will ask "So, were you squirting soup or dumping dough?"). But guess what folks? I am too f...ing old to care and, even if I did, I ain't got any other options. But, hey, I leave the fan on. I actually have seen coworkers turn around when they see me exit. Once, one unsuspecting soul walked in and, as I walked off, I heard something along the lines of "OH MY GOD, KILL ME NOW!". I just laughed knowingly to myself. Ah well, if it didn't stink like shit, we wouldn't do it in private. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

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