If You Had A Time Machine......

Hog1 · 09-04-2007, 03:11 PM

I'd take my best man's advice, and NOT MARRY THE bi...

jsarno · 09-04-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

You'd probably be arrested both times as a suspect.

You're probably right. But "with great power comes great responsibility", so I'd have to try to some good with it somehow.

jsarno · 09-04-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jbcjr14

To hell with going backwards! I would go forward to Sunday so I can see some REDSKIN FOOTBALL!

Interesting that you say that. I think I'd go forward to Dec. 12th 2012, or Dec. 23, 2012 and see if the world will actually end like Mayan civilization predicted.

(you could also go 50 years in the future, see what new inventions had been made, copy them, then come back to now and "invent" them)

SmootSmack · 09-04-2007, 04:30 PM

I'd travel back to when my parents were younger and see what their lives were like so I could finally know what the heck they're talking about when they say "When I was your age..."

jbcjr14 · 09-04-2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jsarno

Interesting that you say that. I think I'd go forward to Dec. 12th 2012, or Dec. 23, 2012 and see if the world will actually end like Mayan civilization predicted.

(you could also go 50 years in the future, see what new inventions had been made, copy them, then come back to now and "invent" them)

Screw that, I WANT SOME REDSKIN FOOTBALL!

Redskins_P · 09-04-2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I'd travel back to when my parents were younger and see what their lives were like so I could finally know what the heck they're talking about when they say "When I was your age..."

Same here. You don't even know how many times I heard the same line.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 09-04-2007, 04:55 PM

I would go back to 1968 and tell Martin Luther King not to step out on the balcony.

And I would go back to february and I would have told myself not to make so many threads. and tell Washington not to draft Heath Shuler.

dall-assblows · 09-04-2007, 05:32 PM

id tell everyone to stay home on 9/11.

70Chip · 09-04-2007, 05:48 PM

I'd go back to 1976 so I could watch Laverne and Shirley in primetime - the way it was intended.

dall-assblows · 09-04-2007, 05:51 PM

id go back to when this thread started and post the first comment

jsarno · 09-05-2007, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jbcjr14

Screw that, I WANT SOME REDSKIN FOOTBALL!

Well, you only need to wait a few more days and you get Redskins football, however, if the world were to end in 2012, then there would be no more redskins football.
You're not even remotely interested in when the world is going to end?

ps- There was some talk a few years back that Sept. 18, 2007 was an important day...something about the numerology of the day being 999 or something like that. I wish I remembered it all.

dmek25 · 09-05-2007, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jsarno

Well, you only need to wait a few more days and you get Redskins football, however, if the world were to end in 2012, then there would be no more redskins football.
You're not even remotely interested in when the world is going to end?

ps- There was some talk a few years back that Sept. 18, 2007 was an important day...something about the numerology of the day being 999 or something like that. I wish I remembered it all.

i wish you would go back, so you could remember it all

WaldSkins · 01-29-2012, 08:51 PM

I would go back to when i graduated highschool and travel the world

Schneed10 · 01-29-2012, 09:11 PM

Man, reading through this thread is like opening a time capsule. I would go back to March 2004 and ban jsarno.

mredskins · 01-30-2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jsarno

Interesting that you say that. I think I'd go forward to Dec. 12th 2012, or Dec. 23, 2012 and see if the world will actually end like Mayan civilization predicted.

(you could also go 50 years in the future, see what new inventions had been made, copy them, then come back to now and "invent" them)

The funny thing is he probably did time travel and saw the world was ending. Which prompted him to leave his wife and chase Julio all the way to SD.

Which reminds me I need a good laugh, note to self go back and read Jsarno's advice thread.

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