Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?!

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-12-2009, 11:36 AM

PBR IS MONEY. Never talk crap about PBR.

MTK · 11-12-2009, 12:04 PM

PBR is a classy trash beer. Bud is just straight up trash.

KLHJ2 · 11-12-2009, 12:18 PM

Every conversation eventually leads to beer.

GMScud · 11-12-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry

Every conversation eventually leads to beer.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Dirtbag59 · 11-12-2009, 12:28 PM

All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.

KLHJ2 · 11-12-2009, 12:31 PM

So the President of the United States actually held a "Trash Summit" with the VP, a cop and a Harvard professor?

Schneed10 · 11-12-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.

This post solidifies your status as A-1 douche.

MTK · 11-12-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

All beer is pretty much trash. The only exception is an expensive beer, in a nice pub, served in a glass. Thats the only way to be classy while drinking beer. Bottles can go either way but usually they're trashy.

Beer snobs are trash

The Goat · 11-12-2009, 01:52 PM

Favorite beer anyone?

Before my wheat allergies kicked in I drank a local beer mostly called Coldsmoke. The flavor is right there in the name if you're wondering. Post allergy I'm limited to rice beers and the handful of gluten free ones like Redbridge, which is pretty nasty. So anyway Asahi is my fav now. Possibly the driest beverage on the planet. You basically need to chase it w/ water.

Asahi, for those who want dry-mouth without smoking pot

mlmdub130 · 11-12-2009, 02:00 PM

i just looked but didn't find it i thought there was a beer thread, maybe it was just in the drunk thread, one of my fav's is about to arrive again heavy seas below decks, from clipper city it's a winter seasonal barley wine it's 10% abv it comes in four packs for a reason

redsk1 · 11-12-2009, 02:40 PM

My first impression of Jared Allen (not from the video)? A first class a**hole. Maybe i'm wrong but just a first impression. Then the Cooley, ketchup story.

I'm just guessing he still tosses back a few even after 3 DUI's.

Monkeydad · 11-13-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry

So the President of the United States actually held a "Trash Summit" with the VP, a cop and a Harvard professor?

That's actually a very accurate description of that whole mess.

BDBohnzie · 11-13-2009, 11:03 AM

PBR isn't a trash beer anymore...it's the beer the young kids drink because they want to be "old school". It's actually decent, and I prefer it over most American Lagers.

Jared Allen is just a country bumpkin redneck having fun doing what he does. He's brash, a bit of an asshole maybe, and you hope he's learned from his legal troubles. But from that video, it seems to me he's loving life...good for him.

dmek25 · 11-13-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

PBR is a classy trash beer. Bud is just straight up trash.

hahaha. and my dad has been knocking out PBR's ever since i can remember. he is 72 and still grogging. he used to send me and my brother to the distributor( when we were around 10 or 11 years old) with a ten dollar bill. come back with a case, and change. imagine someone doing that kind of thing now?

hagams · 11-13-2009, 06:05 PM

"When I walk up to you, your like....this guy is serious", and I pass and your like "Damn, that guy likes to party, with two RR's" Awesome. The Mullet is a dying breed.

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KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?! Every conversation eventually leads to beer.

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KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?! So the President of the United States actually held a "Trash Summit" with the VP, a cop and a Harvard professor?

11-12-2009, 01:52 PM	#24
The Goat Pro Bowl Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 5,662	Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?! Favorite beer anyone? Before my wheat allergies kicked in I drank a local beer mostly called Coldsmoke. The flavor is right there in the name if you're wondering. Post allergy I'm limited to rice beers and the handful of gluten free ones like Redbridge, which is pretty nasty. So anyway Asahi is my fav now. Possibly the driest beverage on the planet. You basically need to chase it w/ water. Asahi, for those who want dry-mouth without smoking pot __________________ 24-34

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mlmdub130 Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodbridge, VA Age: 41 Posts: 3,238	Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?! i just looked but didn't find it i thought there was a beer thread, maybe it was just in the drunk thread, one of my fav's is about to arrive again heavy seas below decks, from clipper city it's a winter seasonal barley wine it's 10% abv it comes in four packs for a reason __________________ "I don't think anybody should have regrets, especially me, ... You don't regret what you do in your life. If you do it, you do it for a reason." ST21

11-12-2009, 02:40 PM	#26
redsk1 The Starter Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,351	Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?! My first impression of Jared Allen (not from the video)? A first class a**hole. Maybe i'm wrong but just a first impression. Then the Cooley, ketchup story. I'm just guessing he still tosses back a few even after 3 DUI's.

11-13-2009, 11:03 AM	#28
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?! PBR isn't a trash beer anymore...it's the beer the young kids drink because they want to be "old school". It's actually decent, and I prefer it over most American Lagers. Jared Allen is just a country bumpkin redneck having fun doing what he does. He's brash, a bit of an asshole maybe, and you hope he's learned from his legal troubles. But from that video, it seems to me he's loving life...good for him. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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hagams Impact Rookie Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Beaufort SC Age: 44 Posts: 933	Re: Jared Allen: THIS Hilarious?! "When I walk up to you, your like....this guy is serious", and I pass and your like "Damn, that guy likes to party, with two RR's" Awesome. The Mullet is a dying breed. __________________ We are always superbowl contenders in March!!! HTTR!!!!!!!!

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