Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

Hog1 · 07-29-2011, 02:44 PM

JUUUUST checking.......

mooby · 07-29-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeydad

We've had plenty of threads about road rage and vasectomies because the WP is having a ton of babies (myself included in 2 weeks actually).

We had someone rent a billboard on a public bus saying "Sell the Team, Danny" and an Uncle Sam impersonator in Redskins colors stop in to get Facebook votes in a fan contest.

You didn't miss much, mainly the usual "the sky is falling" type rants and raves on game days and the same crazy offseason trade scenarios that were going on back when you were here.

Also, firstdown has become our court jester. His spelling is so bad that it entertains us and lately I think his "doctor" visits have been chemically affecting him because the threads he's been starting are really out there.

Welcome back!

Don't forget, people are getting upset that the Redskins are giving big money to guys who are either career backups or just haven't proven themselves yet. They'd rather we spend it on guys above 30 with proven track records of success, like it used to be in the past. And we're doomed, DOOMED I TELL YA! with John Beck at quarterback.

That Guy · 07-29-2011, 05:55 PM

heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P

what's nasa got you doing? computer work?

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 07-29-2011, 09:23 PM

I got married, promoted to manager and graduated from college, so yeah you didnt miss anything.

SirClintonPortis · 07-29-2011, 10:25 PM

They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name.

Dirtbag59 · 07-29-2011, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SirClintonPortis

They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name.

You're imagining things SCP. Mattyk was always Mattyk and Dirtbag was always Dirtbag59. Now come on, we need to get you treatment for your paranoid schizophrenia with Doctor McNabb.

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Originally Posted by That Guy

heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P

what's nasa got you doing? computer work?

Don't take to long.
Job listings say the unemployed need not apply | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

Unless you know a guy or two and you have a financially well off family. Then you can take all the time you need to "find yourself."

SirClintonPortis · 07-29-2011, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

You're imagining things SCP. Mattyk was always Mattyk and Dirtbag was always Dirtbag59. Now come on, we need to get you treatment for your paranoid schizophrenia with Doctor McNabb.

Don't take to long.
Job listings say the unemployed need not apply | The Lookout - Yahoo! News

Unless you know a guy or two and you have a financially well off family. Then you can take all the time you need to "find yourself."

I still have the "greeting" PM I got when I first joined. A "72" is in there. As for you, all I have to do is search for someone quoting you with a "359".

Your facade just got torn down.

SirClintonPortis · 07-29-2011, 11:06 PM

Slight correction: the email notification that told I had a new PM mentioned Mattyk72. Sooooo, I can forward it to all interested parties. It just might go viral. I suggest you consider you options, Mr. Dirtbag359.

Annnnnd checkmate:

http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ttle-poll.html

I think evidence is overwhelming that denial is equivalent to lunacy. Now, I suppose Dr. Recchi will hire Mr. Chara to crack you back...I mean give you a nice massage.

mooby · 07-29-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SirClintonPortis

Slight correction: the email notification that told I had a new PM mentioned Mattyk72. Sooooo, I can forward it to all interested parties. It just might go viral. I suggest you consider you options, Mr. Dirtbag359.

Annnnnd checkmate:

http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ttle-poll.html

I think evidence is overwhelming that denial is equivalent to lunacy. Now, I suppose Dr. Recchi will hire Mr. Chara to crack you back...I mean give you a nice massage.

What? What evidence?

Dirtbag59 · 07-29-2011, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mooby

What? What evidence?

I know right? That just takes link just takes us to a picture of a cat thats asking if "can I haz cheezburger?" You need your medicine SCP. Doctor McNabb and Doctor Cerrato want to help you.

SirClintonPortis · 07-30-2011, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

I know right? That just takes link just takes us to a picture of a cat thats asking if "can I haz cheezburger?" You need your medicine SCP. Doctor McNabb and Doctor Cerrato want to help you.

Lies.

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That Guy · 07-30-2011, 09:09 AM

so, no ones mentioning the whole TAFKAS debacle?

mooby · 07-30-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by That Guy

so, no ones mentioning the whole TAFKAS debacle?

TAFKAS? Who's that?

Dirtbag59 · 07-30-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mooby

TAFKAS? Who's that?

Uh oh, looks like we need to send That Guy to that "clinic" thats totally not a secret HQ where we torture people for knowing to much.

Hog1 · 07-30-2011, 09:40 PM

He who shall not be named...........

07-29-2011, 02:44 PM	#16
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: Official "Where the fk have you been?" thread. JUUUUST checking....... __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... “God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs**

07-29-2011, 05:55 PM	#18
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 41 Posts: 17,511	Re: Official "Where the fk have you been?" thread.** heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P what's nasa got you doing? computer work?

07-29-2011, 09:23 PM	#19
EARTHQUAKE2689 You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 35 Posts: 14,143	Re: Official "Where the fk have you been?" thread.** I got married, promoted to manager and graduated from college, so yeah you didnt miss anything. __________________ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NG9zNxqMP8cYNP72QqUQT Shameless self-promotion. It is what it is.

07-29-2011, 10:25 PM	#20
SirClintonPortis Pro Bowl Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,052	Re: Official "Where the fk have you been?" thread.** They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name. __________________ Analysis using datasets (aka stats) is an attempt at reverse-engineering a player's "goodness". Virtuosity remembered, douchebaggery forgotten. The ideal character profile shoved down modern Western men and women's throats is Don Juan.

07-29-2011, 11:06 PM	#23
SirClintonPortis Pro Bowl Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,052	Re: Official "Where the fk have you been?" thread.** Slight correction: the email notification that told I had a new PM mentioned Mattyk72. Sooooo, I can forward it to all interested parties. It just might go viral. I suggest you consider you options, Mr. Dirtbag359. Annnnnd checkmate: http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ttle-poll.html I think evidence is overwhelming that denial is equivalent to lunacy. Now, I suppose Dr. Recchi will hire Mr. Chara to crack you back...I mean give you a nice massage. __________________ Analysis using datasets (aka stats) is an attempt at reverse-engineering a player's "goodness". Virtuosity remembered, douchebaggery forgotten. The ideal character profile shoved down modern Western men and women's throats is Don Juan.

07-30-2011, 09:09 AM	#27
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 41 Posts: 17,511	Re: Official "Where the fk have you been?" thread.** so, no ones mentioning the whole TAFKAS debacle?

07-30-2011, 09:40 PM	#30
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: Official "Where the fk have you been?" thread. He who shall not be named........... __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... “God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs**

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