Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown!

MTK · 08-26-2006, 12:04 PM

His playbook is reportedly 700 pages, so that means we've seen 14 pages so far.

I hate math by the way.

JWsleep · 08-26-2006, 12:26 PM

I trust that Saunders konws how to implement his offense. My guess is that Gibbs has a blanket policy to show very little in preseason, and Saunders is simply following that order.

I agree that it would be useful to practice the shifts and stuff, but even if they don't, I'm not worried. Saunders has run a top 5 offense in the NFL for years. I like the comment about running plays to see what people can do--Sellars running, Jansen's blocking, We may see more tonight, but my guess is that it'll be vanilla until sept 11. Then we'll see.

MightyJoeGibbs · 08-26-2006, 12:32 PM

Yes yes yes we are all impressed and overwhelmed at just 2%. I dont care if we run 2 plays, can we sustain a drive and have something to cheer about? To mark this shocking announcement of Al's I will be making vanilla shakes/or cones at halftime. Of all the flavors and added condiments that are possible, I choose to have the plainest one possible. I will also enjoy it in the dark, with earplugs on, and have one eye open to commenmorate how Al will ignore all the splendors of what is available as will I, this ones for you buddy. I've got vanilla fever and there is only one cure. Vanilla, plain pure vanilla.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-26-2006, 12:41 PM

While you make your vanilla milkshakes, I'm going to make cowbell ones.

JWsleep · 08-26-2006, 12:47 PM

Vanilla is consistently rated as more populat than chocolate... Unless it's FRENCH vanilla, from Baskins Robbins, which I call Freedom Vanilla.

pg86 · 08-27-2006, 01:10 AM

2% of a 700 page offensive playbook...WTF!?!? so wait wait 14 pages are useless!?!?!? ....Ok fine...I want results though come the Vikings game lol, and we went 1-3 in the preseason last year!?!?!?! U SERIOUS!? If so then why in the hell am I ready to cry yet? LOL

MightyJoeGibbs · 08-27-2006, 01:33 AM

Oh 2% of a 700 page book, oh well that solves that. All my worries are gone because there is so much more to come. Hell no well what does it say when they cant even excecute 2% of it??? I can see we have many happy days ahead. Thats 50 times as much 2% garbage Ive seen so far. Hooray.

pg86 · 08-27-2006, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MightyJoeGibbs

Oh 2% of a 700 page book, oh well that solves that. All my worries are gone because there is so much more to come. Hell no well what does it say when they cant even excecute 2% of it??? I can see we have many happy days ahead. Thats 50 times as much 2% garbage Ive seen so far. Hooray.

Sarcastic arent we...Damn? lol

MightyJoeGibbs · 08-27-2006, 02:03 AM

2 percent is good if we're talking milk.
Michael Wilbon

Enough Alarm For a Wakeup Call

08-26-2006, 12:04 PM	#16
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08-26-2006, 12:26 PM	#17
JWsleep Propane and propane accessories Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 55 Posts: 4,711	Re: Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown! I trust that Saunders konws how to implement his offense. My guess is that Gibbs has a blanket policy to show very little in preseason, and Saunders is simply following that order. I agree that it would be useful to practice the shifts and stuff, but even if they don't, I'm not worried. Saunders has run a top 5 offense in the NFL for years. I like the comment about running plays to see what people can do--Sellars running, Jansen's blocking, We may see more tonight, but my guess is that it'll be vanilla until sept 11. Then we'll see. __________________ Hail from Houston!

08-26-2006, 12:32 PM	#18
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 44 Posts: 1,087	Re: Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown! Yes yes yes we are all impressed and overwhelmed at just 2%. I dont care if we run 2 plays, can we sustain a drive and have something to cheer about? To mark this shocking announcement of Al's I will be making vanilla shakes/or cones at halftime. Of all the flavors and added condiments that are possible, I choose to have the plainest one possible. I will also enjoy it in the dark, with earplugs on, and have one eye open to commenmorate how Al will ignore all the splendors of what is available as will I, this ones for you buddy. I've got vanilla fever and there is only one cure. Vanilla, plain pure vanilla. __________________ Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

08-26-2006, 12:41 PM	#19
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown! While you make your vanilla milkshakes, I'm going to make cowbell ones. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-26-2006, 12:47 PM	#20
JWsleep Propane and propane accessories Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 55 Posts: 4,711	Re: Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown! Vanilla is consistently rated as more populat than chocolate... Unless it's FRENCH vanilla, from Baskins Robbins, which I call Freedom Vanilla. __________________ Hail from Houston!

08-27-2006, 01:10 AM	#21
pg86 No new threads for you Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,959	Re: Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown! 2% of a 700 page offensive playbook...WTF!?!? so wait wait 14 pages are useless!?!?!? ....Ok fine...I want results though come the Vikings game lol, and we went 1-3 in the preseason last year!?!?!?! U SERIOUS!? If so then why in the hell am I ready to cry yet? LOL

08-27-2006, 01:33 AM	#22
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 44 Posts: 1,087	Re: Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown! Oh 2% of a 700 page book, oh well that solves that. All my worries are gone because there is so much more to come. Hell no well what does it say when they cant even excecute 2% of it??? I can see we have many happy days ahead. Thats 50 times as much 2% garbage Ive seen so far. Hooray.

08-27-2006, 02:03 AM	#24
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 44 Posts: 1,087	Re: Truth! Only 2% Of Offense Shown! 2 percent is good if we're talking milk. Michael Wilbon Enough Alarm For a Wakeup Call __________________ Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

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