AITAH: Am I the A**hole Here?

[jamf]

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YTA - since you didn't call him out.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

So a popular discussion website has a thread titled "AITA: Am I the A**hole?" where people will post a story and ask the question .. am I the a**hole in this situation? Something happened yesterday that made me wonder whether perhaps I was the a hole in the situation.



After work I stop by my beer store. The parking lot was pretty full as the first 8-10 rows had cars parked in them. So I park about 12 spots up the aisle. As I get out and start walking, I see a car pull in to the lot, stop for a second then park in a handicap spot.



By the time the guy is getting out I was walking past his car. He was a young 20 something guy. No handicap plates or card hanging from the mirror. Seemed like a fit young guy who hopped out of his car no problem.



I am maybe 5 steps ahead of him. Hes following behind me and apparently going into the beer store as well.



I get to the door, open it then make sure I close it not right in his face but basically right in his face.



Am I the a**hole here?

Fuck him. I would have probably reminded him he was parked in a handicapped spot too....than when he ignored it the door close would have been even more justified.

[Monkeydad]

While anyone who takes a handicapped space and legitimately doesn't need it IS a huge a-hole...I've learned not to judge too quickly.

There are conditions like MS, MD, RA that can come and go and flare up badly at times and some people only need the handicapped space sometimes. You cant always go by the handicapped placards hanging from the mirror either, at least in Pennsylvania...they have plates now that are very subtle and look almost like normal PA plates.


Like others said, if you didn't tell him why you reacted, he'll never know why.

[Giantone]

True story , happen at the Monmouth Mall in NJ. My sister who is handicapped had taken her car to the shop and had my Mom's car. Went into the parking garage at MM and the "security detail" met her when she came out of the Mall into the parking garage,she has the tags on her car but my Mom does not and she forgot. The Mall Security detail called the Police on her to issue a summons , when they arrived my sister was outside the car and the Police saw her , told her to have a nice day and let her go ,not before tearing into Mall security,noting that once they knew of her handicap should have let it go.

[Monkeydad]

Maybe you fit the description of someone who set a CVS Pharmacy or Popeye's Chicken on fire recently.

[SunnySide]

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...er-performance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abpgi_utM7s

^ this is the tv feed of what Im talking about. Apparently the guy had like 4 lemon themed signs.


You might have noticed Budweiser/Bud Light plugging product placement throughout the Super Bowl. The "fan" in the front row with the Budweiser Cutwater Vodka Mule can right behind H.E.R. (I love their vodka mule .. delicious and nutricious with a hint of pepper)

So Im watching the game with the lady last night and a Bud Light seltezer lemonaide commercial comes on .. then immediately when it comes back to the game, the camera is showing this "totally random fan" with a lemon sign (shown bottom right in the photo above).

Me: "that guy is totally a product placement for Bud Light"

Me Lady: "no way, his sign is to crappy"

Me: "That sign is professionally made to look like a fan sign"

Me Lady: "No way, they would have done a better job with the sign, thats totally a random fan making that sign"

Me: 'Was the lettering very clear and easy to read? if it was a fan sign you wouldnt be able to read it because it would be all scribbly and shitty looking"

Me Lady: "Maybe he won those seats from some Bud Light win tickets to super bowl thing"

Me: "are you that fucking dumb? Do you honestly think that right after some fucking Bud Light lemonaide commercial the cameras just so happen to fall directly upon that model looking mother fucker with his bud light mask, holding a bud light lemonaide can and a lemonaide sign was all just a happy fucking coincidence?"

Me lady: "Maybe he won a contest and was just doing it out of appreciation? That sign was definitely fan made"

Me: "Fan made? They wanted it to look fan made so some dumb ass fucking people like you will think its all just some organic happy coincidence. I dont care if its product placement, good for bud light do your thing ... but im amazed I stick my dick in the apparently the most naive fucking woman in the world. Im sitting here kicking my self in the ass for not figuring out how to get the pussy without having to get into a relationship with you."

So we decided to just call it a tie and didnt speak for a few minutes.

[MTK]

Yeah I noticed the not so subtle product placements in the crowd. Right off the bat with the guy holding the vodka mule behind HER, it was so painfully obvious those people were not just randomly caught on camera LOL

[SunnySide]

My lady always makes these passive aggressive comments. She doesnt even know she does it. Things like "its 2 am and you have work tomorrow in the morning".

Last night I decide Im going to have some hot dogs for dinner. So i put 3 in a pan and start to cook them. I was only going to eat 2 but I put a 3rd in there to see if she would say anything. So she comes sauntering in and I try to block her view of the pan. She tries to act like she not trying to see. She goes about 1 minute without saying anything but she is hovering around the kitchen so I know she wants to say something.

finally she cracks and she says "wow babe, 3 hot dogs, thats a lot". And I say "ha! you dumb bitch, i only put a 3rd on there just to see if youd say something and of course you did." I tell her I bet it was killing her not to say anything as soon as she came into the kitchen. She admits as much and said she couldnt take it anymore.

AITAH: Because I intentionally cooked an extra hot dog just to entrap her?

AITAH: Because my plan all along was to quickly eat 1 hot dog in the kitchen before then walking into the living room with 2 hot dogs pretending I only cooked 2? But since she came into the kitchen, had to like UNO the situation on her?

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

My lady always makes these passive aggressive comments. She doesnt even know she does it. Things like "its 2 am and you have work tomorrow in the morning".

Last night I decide Im going to have some hot dogs for dinner. So i put 3 in a pan and start to cook them. I was only going to eat 2 but I put a 3rd in there to see if she would say anything. So she comes sauntering in and I try to block her view of the pan. She tries to act like she not trying to see. She goes about 1 minute without saying anything but she is hovering around the kitchen so I know she wants to say something.

finally she cracks and she says "wow babe, 3 hot dogs, thats a lot". And I say "ha! you dumb bitch, i only put a 3rd on there just to see if youd say something and of course you did." I tell her I bet it was killing her not to say anything as soon as she came into the kitchen. She admits as much and said she couldnt take it anymore.

AITAH: Because I intentionally cooked an extra hot dog just to entrap her?

AITAH: Because my plan all along was to quickly eat 1 hot dog in the kitchen before then walking into the living room with 2 hot dogs pretending I only cooked 2? But since she came into the kitchen, had to like UNO the situation on her?

Do you like her? Never see anything positive about her lol.

I think that was a damn funny experiment. But then you sounded at the end that you were going to eat 3 then hot-routed to say it was an experiment.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Do you like her? Never see anything positive about her lol.

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You definitely are not married. Lol.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by punch it in

You definitely are not married. Lol.

To be fair, SS isn't either lol.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by punch it in

You definitely are not married. Lol.

Well it sounds like he is. Lol. For the record i love my wife to death and am lucky to have her but after you put that ring on it is time to touch gloves.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

My lady always makes these passive aggressive comments. She doesnt even know she does it. Things like "its 2 am and you have work tomorrow in the morning".



Last night I decide Im going to have some hot dogs for dinner. So i put 3 in a pan and start to cook them. I was only going to eat 2 but I put a 3rd in there to see if she would say anything. So she comes sauntering in and I try to block her view of the pan. She tries to act like she not trying to see. She goes about 1 minute without saying anything but she is hovering around the kitchen so I know she wants to say something.



finally she cracks and she says "wow babe, 3 hot dogs, thats a lot". And I say "ha! you dumb bitch, i only put a 3rd on there just to see if youd say something and of course you did." I tell her I bet it was killing her not to say anything as soon as she came into the kitchen. She admits as much and said she couldnt take it anymore.



AITAH: Because I intentionally cooked an extra hot dog just to entrap her?



AITAH: Because my plan all along was to quickly eat 1 hot dog in the kitchen before then walking into the living room with 2 hot dogs pretending I only cooked 2? But since she came into the kitchen, had to like UNO the situation on her?

This made me lol literally. Every time i make food my wife surfaces and i see her looking. I have done the plate / pan block so many times. Now i just wait for her to glance and i say “can i help you ?” She then acts like she has no idea what I am talking about. Your post made my day man. LOL.
We are definitely ntah’s. They should mind their business. I dont care wtf she eats. Lol. This is a conversation i never thought id have. Im so happy that im not the only one who does the pan block. Ive gone as far to cover my plate with a paper or something until she disappears. Im totally showing her ur post tonight.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by punch it in

This made me lol literally. Every time i make food my wife surfaces and i see her looking. I have done the plate / pan block so many times. Now i just wait for her to glance and i say “can i help you ?” She then acts like she has no idea what I am talking about. Your post made my day man. LOL.

My favorite part about cooking around my lady friend is when the kitchen doesn't look the exact same as it did when I went in there, and getting grief. It can be just as clean, but like the spatula might of got bumped and is facing the wrong direction. No good. Or forbid if you leave a fork in the sink, I might as well of dumped the trash bag on the floor. Anything, no matter how small = dumpster fire 🔥

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

My favorite part about cooking around my lady friend is when the kitchen doesn't look the exact same as it did when I went in there, and getting grief. It can be just as clean, but like the spatula might of got bumped and is facing the wrong direction. No good. Or forbid if you leave a fork in the sink, I might as well of dumped the trash bag on the floor. Anything, no matter how small = dumpster fire

LOL. Im your lady friend and you are my wife! Hahaha. Only my wife is actually a bit of a dumpster fire in the kitchen. My wife makes a piece of toast and it is like Thanksgiving dinner happened. She washes her hands at the sink and there is water everywhere. Literally on the wall and window. It is like a seal doing tricks with its flippers!
Oh yeah if she shakes salt over something on the counter i can chop lines off it after she leaves!