Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!

BigSKINBauer · 05-08-2006, 01:47 PM

^^^ i refuse to continue this madness till i am awarded some point value for my spit and for my haiku.

If my demands are met I will do round nintendo 64 when i come home later today.

gibbsisgod · 05-08-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

^^^ i refuse to continue this madness till i am awarded some point value for my spit and for my haiku.

If my demands are met I will do round nintendo 64 when i come home later today.

i give you 567 points for the nintendo 64 but you get NOTHING for the rest.

Jamaican'Skin · 05-08-2006, 02:10 PM

Wait a secong, how am I not in the running anymore? If I'm not awarded some points quickly I WILL play the race card in honor of my mentor ST21

Jamaican'Skin · 05-08-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Dude, it's o-U-t. Damn, you better go back to school.

You mean I have to start all over? Man I was just getting the hang of long division.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-08-2006, 02:16 PM

Jamaican'Skin, I move that you find a racist link in the movie The Shining, ST21-style!

If it's good, I will award you 1337 points and a Bob Marley CD.

Jamaican'Skin · 05-08-2006, 02:27 PM

Just so you know, I already have all the Bob Marley CDs, Racist link on THE way

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-08-2006, 02:29 PM

I know, your name is Jamaican'Skin, it's a prerequisite for you to have all Bob Marley CDs, just as living in the redneck-ass town I live in, it's a prerequisite for me to own a large truck.

However, I do not and now none of the big kids want to play with me.

PSUSkinsFan21 · 05-08-2006, 03:00 PM

"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright." So I have no idea how I'm going to compete in this round. And I have concerns because "Trying is the first step towards failure." But if I've learned one thing from Homer Simpson, it's to never give up or refuse to do something simply because I don't like it, because "if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the american way!" So here goes:

For me, Question 3 has always been difficult to really wrap my head around. In some ways, I feel like Homer when he struggled to understand the meaning of "VIP":
Homer: "Miss, what does the I stand for?"
Guide: "Important."
Homer: "Ewwwwww. How about the V?"
Guide: (Slightly bothered) "Very."
Homer: "Ohhh. Miss just one more questio......"
Guide: (Annoyed) "Person"
Homer: "Ahhhhh. What does the I stand for again?"

In fact, there are times I thought maybe Question 3 was never really a question that was meant to have an answer. Maybe it's like the following exchange:
Mother Simpson: [singing] "How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man... "
Homer: "Seven."
Lisa: "No, dad, it's a rhetorical question."
Homer: "OK, eight."
Lisa: "Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?"
Homer: "Do I know what "rhetorical" means?"

So perhaps the confusion that is Question 3 really lies with those of us foolish enough to try to answer it.

In any event, through all the confusion I have come to find love and appreciation for Question 3. Question 3 filled a void for me. "There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were all dead ends. I think [Question 3] is the answer."

It was tough at first, since I couldn't even be sure Question 3 was stated in proper English, but so what. "English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England." So after I was able to set Question 3's imperfections aside, I just remembered what Homer said -- "Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button." -- and applied it to Question 3. And it helps that Question 3 could accept me for who I was: "Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?" It's been pure bliss between Question 3 and me ever since.

Now if you'll excuse me "I'm going to the back seat of my car with the [Question] I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"

SmootSmack · 05-08-2006, 03:03 PM

that was pretty damn funny PSU, 1029 points.

PSUSkinsFan21 · 05-08-2006, 03:13 PM

Thanks TAF, I just hope Jamaican doesn't come through with that Shining reference, or he could be right on my tail.

Jamaican'Skin · 05-08-2006, 03:52 PM

Oh its coming, its coming

SmootSmack · 05-08-2006, 04:02 PM

Just want to pause for a moment to announce that three of our current leaders have joined forces to create TheWarpath.net's first ever boy band. PSUSkinsFan21, BigSkinBauer, and JamaicanSkin are now PB and J Time

you can soon buy their CD online here

Jamaican'Skin · 05-08-2006, 04:04 PM

I'll be giving out free $100 autographs to all the warpath ladies.

warriorzpath · 05-08-2006, 04:06 PM

Question 3 can be simply summed up by this question/answer:

What was the question again ?

Its like the circle of life- there really is no end and no beginning.

PSUSkinsFan21 · 05-08-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Just want to pause for a moment to announce that three of our current leaders have joined forces to create TheWarpath.net's first ever boy band. PSUSkinsFan21, BigSkinBauer, and JamaicanSkin are now PB and J Time

you can soon buy their CD online here

Notice the "P" comes first in the band's name. Don't think that was just coincidence.

Uh-oh, a little fame and I'm already sounding like the second coming of "The Ego".

05-08-2006, 01:47 PM	#256
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! ^^^ i refuse to continue this madness till i am awarded some point value for my spit and for my haiku. If my demands are met I will do round nintendo 64 when i come home later today.

05-08-2006, 02:10 PM	#258
Jamaican'Skin The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Age: 38 Posts: 2,418	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! Wait a secong, how am I not in the running anymore? If I'm not awarded some points quickly I WILL play the race card in honor of my mentor ST21

05-08-2006, 02:16 PM	#260
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! Jamaican'Skin, I move that you find a racist link in the movie The Shining, ST21-style! If it's good, I will award you 1337 points and a Bob Marley CD. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-08-2006, 02:27 PM	#261
Jamaican'Skin The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Age: 38 Posts: 2,418	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! Just so you know, I already have all the Bob Marley CDs, Racist link on THE way

05-08-2006, 02:29 PM	#262
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! I know, your name is Jamaican'Skin, it's a prerequisite for you to have all Bob Marley CDs, just as living in the redneck-ass town I live in, it's a prerequisite for me to own a large truck. However, I do not and now none of the big kids want to play with me. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-08-2006, 03:00 PM	#263
PSUSkinsFan21 The Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Age: 48 Posts: 1,340	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! "Lord help me, I'm just not that bright." So I have no idea how I'm going to compete in this round. And I have concerns because "Trying is the first step towards failure." But if I've learned one thing from Homer Simpson, it's to never give up or refuse to do something simply because I don't like it, because "if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the american way!" So here goes: For me, Question 3 has always been difficult to really wrap my head around. In some ways, I feel like Homer when he struggled to understand the meaning of "VIP": Homer: "Miss, what does the I stand for?" Guide: "Important." Homer: "Ewwwwww. How about the V?" Guide: (Slightly bothered) "Very." Homer: "Ohhh. Miss just one more questio......" Guide: (Annoyed) "Person" Homer: "Ahhhhh. What does the I stand for again?" In fact, there are times I thought maybe Question 3 was never really a question that was meant to have an answer. Maybe it's like the following exchange: Mother Simpson: [singing] "How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man... " Homer: "Seven." Lisa: "No, dad, it's a rhetorical question." Homer: "OK, eight." Lisa: "Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?" Homer: "Do I know what "rhetorical" means?" So perhaps the confusion that is Question 3 really lies with those of us foolish enough to try to answer it. In any event, through all the confusion I have come to find love and appreciation for Question 3. Question 3 filled a void for me. "There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were all dead ends. I think [Question 3] is the answer." It was tough at first, since I couldn't even be sure Question 3 was stated in proper English, but so what. "English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England." So after I was able to set Question 3's imperfections aside, I just remembered what Homer said -- "Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button." -- and applied it to Question 3. And it helps that Question 3 could accept me for who I was: "Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?" It's been pure bliss between Question 3 and me ever since. Now if you'll excuse me "I'm going to the back seat of my car with the [Question] I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!" __________________ "Hail to the Redskins!" and "Fight on State!"

05-08-2006, 03:03 PM	#264
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! that was pretty damn funny PSU, 1029 points. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

05-08-2006, 03:13 PM	#265
PSUSkinsFan21 The Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Age: 48 Posts: 1,340	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! Thanks TAF, I just hope Jamaican doesn't come through with that Shining reference, or he could be right on my tail. __________________ "Hail to the Redskins!" and "Fight on State!"

05-08-2006, 03:52 PM	#266
Jamaican'Skin The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Age: 38 Posts: 2,418	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! Oh its coming, its coming

05-08-2006, 04:02 PM	#267
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! Just want to pause for a moment to announce that three of our current leaders have joined forces to create TheWarpath.net's first ever boy band. PSUSkinsFan21, BigSkinBauer, and JamaicanSkin are now PB and J Time you can soon buy their CD online here __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

05-08-2006, 04:04 PM	#268
Jamaican'Skin The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Age: 38 Posts: 2,418	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! I'll be giving out free $100 autographs to all the warpath ladies.

05-08-2006, 04:06 PM	#269
warriorzpath Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,880	Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide! Question 3 can be simply summed up by this question/answer: What was the question again ? Its like the circle of life- there really is no end and no beginning.

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