Super Happy Fun Thread!

[over the mountain]

YouTube - I ROCK ONESIES!!! (COMEDY RAP) OFFICIAL VIDEO!

pretty funny stuff from these guys. this video is alot like the "im on a baot" video on SNL.

YouTube - Twilight Ruined My Relationship

this one is about twillight. my girl loved it as she is all about twillight. i highly recommend getting your girl hooked on twillight. while she might try and compare your love life to that of the vampire guy and the girl (which any of us guys will come out looking bad), there are two great reasons.

1) the sex is great, you can get it anytime. especially when shes reading in bed at night then she puts down the book to go to sleep. SHAAA-WING!

2) its like a girlfriend baby sitter. you dont want to deal with your girl's agenda or list of things to do today? just be like "baby why dont you get all snuggy in some pjs, lay in bed, read your book and just make it a total relaxtion day. you've earned it hun."

then you are free man. i mean like free free. do whatever you want like you were 16 again.

[Dirtbag59]

Thought this was pretty funny. This is from a martial arts forum where guys were discussing why some girls are lazy and use one word responses on text messages:

Whats the deal with girls replying with one word text messages? - Page 3 - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums
"It either means she wants your cawk or that she isnt interested. Theres no middle ground, now are you gonna be a man and take those harrasment charges or you gonna bitch out?"

[Dirtbag59]

[Monkeydad]

[Dirtbag59]

Lol, so cheap:

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Lol, so cheap:

That's HOT!

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by Angry

That's HOT!

Lol, so is this
30 Pounds of Weed Delivered to Wrong Address | NBC Dallas-Fort Worth

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Ok seriously, this has been bugging me for months. Why the hell did you post this tryfuhl?!?!!?!?!? Why!>!!?!?!? What spawn of Satan made you do this!?!?!?!!!

[Monkeydad]

[Monkeydad]

[over the mountain]

good stuff buster, this isnt to funny but kinda ...



THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... And taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11... Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13... A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com.)

8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.

Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon , California , and Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis , who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.

[over the mountain]

ok this is a good one, redskins joe would love this one.

YouTube - Texas Style Deposition

deposition done texas style!! yeehawwww boy!

YouTube - Ghetto Deposition

another deposition gone wild.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

good stuff buster, this isnt to funny but kinda ...



THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:


3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... And taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

GLAD I DON'T PLANT FLOWERS!

11... Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

NEW STORAGE PLACE FOR THE GUNS! Uhhhh...

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

I'M PREPARED! BUSTER WON'T SHUT HIS MOUTH.

6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

NO FACEBOOK FOR ME!

Good info actually.

[CRedskinsRule]

For those who found the min Ipad and max Ipad names funny:

19 Rejected Names For The Apple iPad - Techland - TIME.com

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Buster

Seriously this is what it looks like around my house but all Raven jerseys. Every member of the family has to wear a Ravens jersey from 1 year olds to 100 year olds.