Super Happy Fun Thread!

tryfuhl · 11-03-2009, 07:31 PM

Dirtbag59 · 11-04-2009, 06:36 PM

This is what will happen where I live if Vinny gets replaced with a qualified GM.

Also apparently to write a pop song you only need 4 chords.

Tony P had a chart topping hit in France. Does anyone here recognize Tony P?

Dirtbag59 · 11-04-2009, 10:49 PM

One of the funniest videos I've seen on Youtube (I've seen over 20,000 since 2005).

Also for those who have never seen the painkiller football commercial. Many of you have probably seen it, but I envy those that haven't.

And of course

Monkeydad · 11-06-2009, 11:09 AM

budw38 · 11-06-2009, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Awesome !!!!

tryfuhl · 11-06-2009, 06:56 PM

KLHJ2 · 11-06-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Relative of yours?

Dirtbag59 · 11-10-2009, 01:46 PM

Breaking News - Vinny Cerrato has been removed as Executive VP of Football Operations. In the meantime we've been told that he will work with owner, Daniel Snyder, to select a new General Manager for the Washington Redskins. We have obtained a few questions the dynamic duo intends to ask potential candidates along with the answers they want to hear.

Q: A reciever and a offensive lineman are drowning. You can only save one, who do you save? Additional details: The offensive lineman is a church going charity worker that is well known in the community. He also attends all offseason workouts and is considered a leader in the locker room. The reciever describes his lifestyle as Lambourghini living and gets wasted on Saturday nights during the season. The reciever avoids OTA's like the plague.

A: You always save the reciever.

Q: An offensive lineman and cornerback are available in the 3rd round. The cornerback is considered only slightly better and will probably be available when you select 2 rounds later. The offensive lineman will be picked within the next round. You have 4 quality Corners on the roster but your O-Line depth sucks. The CB also has a cool YouTube video.

A: Always go with BPA

Q: T or F - I love raquetball.
A: True

Q: T or F - The owner is the best person in the world
A: True

Q: T or F - Offensive Lineman are evil
A: True

Q: You just signed Mike Williams, have you fixed your holes along the O-Line?
A: Yes

Q: You've just stripped the head coach of his play calling duties and told the media that it was mutually agreed upon because there was "to much on his plate." Will the media and public believe your explanation even though it's complete b*** s***?

A: Yes, the public and media are stupid mindless drones that will always drink the kool aid.

Q: A season ticket holder has just filed for bankruptcy and can't pay for their tickets. What is your course of action?

A: Sue their ass.

Q: People are making mean signs about you and your best friend (the owner), what do you do?

A: Ban all signs and throw people out with mean t-shirts. Also ban paper bags.

Q: How much should a fan pay for a hot dog?
A: $2,000

Q: The fans and media feel that you didn't make the best draft picks? How do you explain this at your press conference?

A: Tell them about the holy draft board and explain best player available.

Q: T or F - The Redskins are always one player away from a Super Bowl?
A: True

saden1 · 11-11-2009, 03:32 PM

dmek25 · 11-11-2009, 03:51 PM

pimping aint easy

budw38 · 11-11-2009, 05:18 PM

http://www.pbcommercial.com/content/...ts/sports1.jpg http://www.chronomaddox.com/CVN-USS_Ronald_Reagan.jpg

The Goat · 11-12-2009, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Breaking News - Vinny Cerrato has been removed as Executive VP of Football Operations. In the meantime we've been told that he will work with owner, Daniel Snyder, to select a new General Manager for the Washington Redskins. We have obtained a few questions the dynamic duo intends to ask potential candidates along with the answers they want to hear.

Q: A reciever and a offensive lineman are drowning. You can only save one, who do you save? Additional details: The offensive lineman is a church going charity worker that is well known in the community. He also attends all offseason workouts and is considered a leader in the locker room. The reciever describes his lifestyle as Lambourghini living and gets wasted on Saturday nights during the season. The reciever avoids OTA's like the plague.

A: You always save the reciever.

Q: An offensive lineman and cornerback are available in the 3rd round. The cornerback is considered only slightly better and will probably be available when you select 2 rounds later. The offensive lineman will be picked within the next round. You have 4 quality Corners on the roster but your O-Line depth sucks. The CB also has a cool YouTube video.

A: Always go with BPA

Q: T or F - I love raquetball.
A: True

Q: T or F - The owner is the best person in the world
A: True

Q: T or F - Offensive Lineman are evil
A: True

Q: You just signed Mike Williams, have you fixed your holes along the O-Line?
A: Yes

Q: You've just stripped the head coach of his play calling duties and told the media that it was mutually agreed upon because there was "to much on his plate." Will the media and public believe your explanation even though it's complete b*** s***?

A: Yes, the public and media are stupid mindless drones that will always drink the kool aid.

Q: A season ticket holder has just filed for bankruptcy and can't pay for their tickets. What is your course of action?

A: Sue their ass.

Q: People are making mean signs about you and your best friend (the owner), what do you do?

A: Ban all signs and throw people out with mean t-shirts. Also ban paper bags.

Q: How much should a fan pay for a hot dog?
A: $2,000

Q: The fans and media feel that you didn't make the best draft picks? How do you explain this at your press conference?

A: Tell them about the holy draft board and explain best player available.

Q: T or F - The Redskins are always one player away from a Super Bowl?
A: True

Monkeydad · 11-13-2009, 10:19 AM

MTK · 11-13-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saden1

Is there a Matisyahu concert in town?

MTK · 11-13-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

sweet looking bike

11-03-2009, 07:31 PM	#2416
tryfuhl Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 40 Posts: 12,514	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

11-04-2009, 06:36 PM	#2417
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 38 Posts: 14,750	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! This is what will happen where I live if Vinny gets replaced with a qualified GM. Also apparently to write a pop song you only need 4 chords. Tony P had a chart topping hit in France. Does anyone here recognize Tony P? __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG Last edited by Dirtbag59; 11-04-2009 at 10:48 PM.

11-04-2009, 10:49 PM	#2418
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 38 Posts: 14,750	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! One of the funniest videos I've seen on Youtube (I've seen over 20,000 since 2005). Also for those who have never seen the painkiller football commercial. Many of you have probably seen it, but I envy those that haven't. And of course __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG Last edited by Dirtbag59; 11-04-2009 at 11:20 PM.

11-06-2009, 11:09 AM	#2419
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

11-06-2009, 06:56 PM	#2421
tryfuhl Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 40 Posts: 12,514	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

11-10-2009, 01:46 PM	#2423
Dirtbag59 Naega jeil jal naga Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland Age: 38 Posts: 14,750	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Breaking News - Vinny Cerrato has been removed as Executive VP of Football Operations. In the meantime we've been told that he will work with owner, Daniel Snyder, to select a new General Manager for the Washington Redskins. We have obtained a few questions the dynamic duo intends to ask potential candidates along with the answers they want to hear. Q: A reciever and a offensive lineman are drowning. You can only save one, who do you save? Additional details: The offensive lineman is a church going charity worker that is well known in the community. He also attends all offseason workouts and is considered a leader in the locker room. The reciever describes his lifestyle as Lambourghini living and gets wasted on Saturday nights during the season. The reciever avoids OTA's like the plague. A: You always save the reciever. Q: An offensive lineman and cornerback are available in the 3rd round. The cornerback is considered only slightly better and will probably be available when you select 2 rounds later. The offensive lineman will be picked within the next round. You have 4 quality Corners on the roster but your O-Line depth sucks. The CB also has a cool YouTube video. A: Always go with BPA Q: T or F - I love raquetball. A: True Q: T or F - The owner is the best person in the world A: True Q: T or F - Offensive Lineman are evil A: True Q: You just signed Mike Williams, have you fixed your holes along the O-Line? A: Yes Q: You've just stripped the head coach of his play calling duties and told the media that it was mutually agreed upon because there was "to much on his plate." Will the media and public believe your explanation even though it's complete b* s? A: Yes, the public and media are stupid mindless drones that will always drink the kool aid. Q: A season ticket holder has just filed for bankruptcy and can't pay for their tickets. What is your course of action? A: Sue their ass. Q: People are making mean signs about you and your best friend (the owner), what do you do? A: Ban all signs and throw people out with mean t-shirts. Also ban paper bags. Q: How much should a fan pay for a hot dog? A: $2,000 Q: The fans and media feel that you didn't make the best draft picks? How do you explain this at your press conference? A: Tell them about the holy draft board and explain best player available. Q: T or F - The Redskins are always one player away from a Super Bowl? A: True __________________ "It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice."* - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG

11-11-2009, 03:32 PM	#2424
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 44 Posts: 10,069	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

11-11-2009, 03:51 PM	#2425
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 62 Posts: 10,672	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! pimping aint easy __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

11-11-2009, 05:18 PM	#2426
budw38 Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern,Va. Posts: 2,706	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! http://www.pbcommercial.com/content/...ts/sports1.jpg http://www.chronomaddox.com/CVN-USS_Ronald_Reagan.jpg

11-13-2009, 10:19 AM	#2428
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

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