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Old 09-22-2021, 06:14 AM   #2416
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Would you care to elaborate what your meetings are like? I am sure we would all like to know more about this!
I meant lion ; it was late lol ; long day
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Old 09-22-2021, 07:38 AM   #2417
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I meant lion ; it was late lol ; long day
I was secretly hoping you were going to tell us you fly out to Van Nuys once a month for acting purposes.

Any ways this is a mind map

Imagine a 28 year old with his hipster beard and skinny pants laying out his colored pencils and markers for taking notes in a meeting.
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Old 09-22-2021, 09:09 AM   #2418
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I was secretly hoping you were going to tell us you fly out to Van Nuys once a month for acting purposes.

Any ways this is a mind map

Imagine a 28 year old with his hipster beard and skinny pants laying out his colored pencils and markers for taking notes in a meeting.
In my world someone say that is "thinking outside the box" and i have won so many rounds of meeting bingo with that phrase.
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Old 09-22-2021, 09:18 AM   #2419
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I generally find taking notes to be a waste of time. Especially since most meetings have hand outs or the meeting notes emailed to you afterward. I always bring a pad of paper and a pen to a meeting though, if you don't people assume you're some sort of animal.
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Old 09-22-2021, 09:34 AM   #2420
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I generally find taking notes to be a waste of time. Especially since most meetings have hand outs or the meeting notes emailed to you afterward. I always bring a pad of paper and a pen to a meeting though, if you don't people assume you're some sort of animal.
LOL! This is so true.

I see people feverishly writing down notes in meetings, I think to myself do you have no ability to retain information spoken to you.

I bring the notebook for doodling.

I always say: to some the meeting room is a prison to others its their stage to perform. I hate the latter.
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Old 10-07-2021, 04:52 PM   #2421
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

Youre at work, sitting at your desk doing desk work things like posting on warpath and have some nice jazz playing quietly from youtube.

Then your brain says "hold up, weve been listening to this infomercial for a nutrition powder for 5 minutes now".

I mean, I bought the guys product and all but I hate when youtube slips in those 5 min ads 1 hour into a 3 hours music mix.

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Old 11-04-2021, 10:14 AM   #2422
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

When you go to make coffee in the break room then a co-worker comes in and begins telling you a golf story. You think and hope its just about one particular awesome or funny shot ... but no, its a recitation of each and every shot hole by freaking hole.

I literally just walked away on the 10th hole.

If you are going to tell a golf story, make it 30 seconds or less. I dont need a 10 minute self gratulating narration of how good you are at golf disguised as some "let me tell you a story" quickie.

You shot a 4 over .. whoopie doo!
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Old 11-04-2021, 11:00 AM   #2423
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

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Youre at work, sitting at your desk doing desk work things like posting on warpath and have some nice jazz playing quietly from youtube.

Then your brain says "hold up, weve been listening to this infomercial for a nutrition powder for 5 minutes now".

I mean, I bought the guys product and all but I hate when youtube slips in those 5 min ads 1 hour into a 3 hours music mix.

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Facts.

Nothing kills the vibe like a YT commercial in the midst of a song. Those fuckers need a competitor because the ads are getting unbearable nowadays.
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Old 11-04-2021, 12:32 PM   #2424
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When you go to make coffee in the break room then a co-worker comes in and begins telling you a golf story. You think and hope its just about one particular awesome or funny shot ... but no, its a recitation of each and every shot hole by freaking hole.

I literally just walked away on the 10th hole.

If you are going to tell a golf story, make it 30 seconds or less. I dont need a 10 minute self gratulating narration of how good you are at golf disguised as some "let me tell you a story" quickie.

You shot a 4 over .. whoopie doo!
There is nothing worst then hearing about how someone's fantasy team produced or didn't.

Or if someone tells me a dream story, it didn't happen man no one cares.
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Old 11-04-2021, 12:37 PM   #2425
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I used to work with this woman and all she wanted to talk about was her kids. She was such a sweet person so I always felt bad, but man, can we just talk about something else for a minute? Anything else going on in your life other than what your kids are up to?
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Old 11-04-2021, 12:42 PM   #2426
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

Our secretary in our office is new. When she comes to tell you something she can't tell when the conversation is over. So I'll start working again and she will oddly stand behind me for like another 30 seconds. So awkward.
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Old 11-04-2021, 01:03 PM   #2427
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Our secretary in our office is new. When she comes to tell you something she can't tell when the conversation is over. So I'll start working again and she will oddly stand behind me for like another 30 seconds. So awkward.
We got one of those! Frustrating

Especially if they come to your cube; i will fake a piss break to get out of my cube.
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Old 11-04-2021, 01:07 PM   #2428
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I think it's a requirement that every office have the awkward talker. Got a guy in my office like that, super nice, but doesn't know when the conversation is over. Likes to linger until he thinks of something else to say. Meanwhile I've already turned around and pretending to look busy.
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Old 11-04-2021, 01:07 PM   #2429
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I dated this woman a couple years ago and all she talked about was working out to the point she would constantly take pictures of her gym routines and send them too me. I would send her articles about how women were becoming addicted to working out and physical appearance.
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Old 11-04-2021, 01:12 PM   #2430
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We got one of those! Frustrating

Especially if they come to your cube; i will fake a piss break to get out of my cube.
This just made me roll…I always go with this. I prefer this over the “fake phone call” move which is just insulting.
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