Super Happy Fun Thread!

pg86 · 10-05-2009, 01:32 AM

EternalEnigma21 · 10-05-2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

So I was trying to figure out if women were more emotionally attached to children then men were. One of the answers really stood out to me and it went as follows:

In reading that I thought wow, that sounds like something I would have written. This person sounds a lot like me.

Then I read this

Holy shit am I laughing! hahahahaha

KLHJ2 · 10-05-2009, 01:48 PM

mredskins · 10-05-2009, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry

I have been on this planet for a good 36 years now and basically if you want to avoid D-Bags, A-holes, snobs, etc...basically avoid night clubs. I wish I could have back all the money I wasted at Night Clubs in my twenties.

"Lets stand in the dark with million other guys holding an over priced beer listening to some annoying sound they call music."

Dirtbag59 · 10-05-2009, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mredskins

I have been on this planet for a good 36 years now and basically if you want to avoid D-Bags, A-holes, snobs, etc...basically avoid night clubs. I wish I could have back all the money I wasted at Night Clubs in my twenties.
"Lets stand in the dark with million other guys holding an over priced beer listening to some annoying sound they call music."

Never have truer words been spoken. There's like a million other things people could do with their free time but it seems like 90% of the population between 20-29 would rather go get tanked every weekend and pay for it the next day.

Dirtbag59 · 10-06-2009, 01:35 AM

Redskin fans fear not. There is hope.

This is F'ing priceless.

The moral of the story is don't spike the ball

You Tube

firstdown · 10-08-2009, 03:47 PM

> > Little Johnny does it
> > > again.
> > >
> > > A liberal teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of
> > > them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan
> > > was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids
> > > raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher
> > > asked Little Johnny why he decided to be Different...
> > > again.
> > > Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama
> > > fan.'
> > > The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama
> > > fan?'
> > > Johnny said, 'Because I'm a
> > > conservative.'
> > > The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little
> > > Johnny answered, 'Well, My Mom's a conservative and
> > > my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative.'
> > >
> > > The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad
> > > was an idiot, what would that make you?'
> > > With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would
> > > make me an Obama fan.'
> > >
> > > ...I always liked Little Johnny.

budw38 · 10-08-2009, 04:21 PM

YouTube - akmed the dead terrorist .... funny , hope everyone gets a laugh..

Trample the Elderly · 10-08-2009, 04:32 PM

Little Timmy got an F on his report to which he mutterred "Fuck" under his breath. His teacher heard him an ordered him to the principal's office.

Already pissed about his grades, he walks in the principal's office without knocking, only to find the principal screwing his secretary.

"What are y'all doing?" asks Timmy
"Oh, well . . . .we're just playing cards" says the Principal

"So what's that?" asks Timmy pointing to the principal.
"That's my Ace"
"And that?" Asks Timmy pointing to the secretary.
"Oh, that's the wild card."

Embarassed and wanting to sweep the whole incident under the rug, the principal lets Timmy go home early as long as he doesn't tell anyone about the card game.

Timmy goes home early and walks in on his mother and father screwing.
"Timmy what are you doing home so early?"
"Ah, the principal lety me off early for getting an A on my test. Don't worry, I already know what y'all are doing."
"You Do?"
"Yeah, y'all were playing cards. That's the Ace and that's the wild card."

Timmy's parents agree that's exactly what they were doing and tell Timmy to go up to his room.

Later on in the evening Timmy's parent's were cooking dinner and his mother had called him several times.

"Could you go get Tim, he's upstairs and hasn't come down yet."

When Timmy's Dad walk in he finds Timmy patting his chicken.

"Boy what are you doing?"
"I'm playing cards!"
"Where's your wild card?

"Who needs a wild card when you have a hand like this!"

KLHJ2 · 10-09-2009, 05:44 PM

YouTube - Presidential Jeopardy - Abe, Bush, Obama

KLHJ2 · 10-10-2009, 10:15 AM

I almost cried. Amazing story.

KLHJ2 · 10-10-2009, 10:22 AM

This is awesome
Hot Violin Girls System of a Down Cover - CollegeHumor video

KLHJ2 · 10-11-2009, 08:05 AM

Both of these remind me of this site.

We Didn't Start the Flame War - CollegeHumor video

Internet Commenter Business Meeting - CollegeHumor video

CRedskinsRule · 10-14-2009, 04:05 PM

Yahoo!
Travelocity may not let there travel gnome go to Germany anymore

JLee9718 · 10-14-2009, 04:19 PM

I wish women were built like the old "Tucker" car which had 3 headlights, and the middle one tracked in the direction you turned. Imagine what Vinny could do with "another set of those!" He could really keep his eyes on Zorn.

By the way, did you know that Zorn is only 5 feet 6 inches tall? He knew that to be an NFL QB you had to be tall, so he started combing his hair differently and now he's 6 feet 2 inches! I knew that kinky hairdo he wears had a reason for its invention.

10-05-2009, 01:32 AM	#2386
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KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 45 Posts: 5,829	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

10-08-2009, 03:47 PM	#2392
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! > > Little Johnny does it > > > again. > > > > > > A liberal teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of > > > them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan > > > was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids > > > raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher > > > asked Little Johnny why he decided to be Different... > > > again. > > > Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama > > > fan.' > > > The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama > > > fan?' > > > Johnny said, 'Because I'm a > > > conservative.' > > > The teacher asked why he's a conservative. Little > > > Johnny answered, 'Well, My Mom's a conservative and > > > my Dad's a conservative, so I'm a conservative.' > > > > > > The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad > > > was an idiot, what would that make you?' > > > With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would > > > make me an Obama fan.' > > > > > > ...I always liked Little Johnny.

10-08-2009, 04:21 PM	#2393
budw38 Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern,Va. Posts: 2,706	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! YouTube - akmed the dead terrorist .... funny , hope everyone gets a laugh..

10-08-2009, 04:32 PM	#2394
Trample the Elderly Playmaker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Three Chopt Virginia Age: 46 Posts: 2,906	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Little Timmy got an F on his report to which he mutterred "Fuck" under his breath. His teacher heard him an ordered him to the principal's office. Already pissed about his grades, he walks in the principal's office without knocking, only to find the principal screwing his secretary. "What are y'all doing?" asks Timmy "Oh, well . . . .we're just playing cards" says the Principal "So what's that?" asks Timmy pointing to the principal. "That's my Ace" "And that?" Asks Timmy pointing to the secretary. "Oh, that's the wild card." Embarassed and wanting to sweep the whole incident under the rug, the principal lets Timmy go home early as long as he doesn't tell anyone about the card game. Timmy goes home early and walks in on his mother and father screwing. "Timmy what are you doing home so early?" "Ah, the principal lety me off early for getting an A on my test. Don't worry, I already know what y'all are doing." "You Do?" "Yeah, y'all were playing cards. That's the Ace and that's the wild card." Timmy's parents agree that's exactly what they were doing and tell Timmy to go up to his room. Later on in the evening Timmy's parent's were cooking dinner and his mother had called him several times. "Could you go get Tim, he's upstairs and hasn't come down yet." When Timmy's Dad walk in he finds Timmy patting his chicken. "Boy what are you doing?" "I'm playing cards!" "Where's your wild card? "Who needs a wild card when you have a hand like this!" __________________ A funny thing happened on the way to the temple. The moneychangers bought the priesthood.

10-10-2009, 10:15 AM	#2396
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 45 Posts: 5,829	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I almost cried. Amazing story.

10-10-2009, 10:22 AM	#2397
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 45 Posts: 5,829	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! This is awesome Hot Violin Girls System of a Down Cover - CollegeHumor video Last edited by KLHJ2; 10-10-2009 at 10:50 AM.

10-11-2009, 08:05 AM	#2398
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 45 Posts: 5,829	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Both of these remind me of this site. We Didn't Start the Flame War - CollegeHumor video Internet Commenter Business Meeting - CollegeHumor video

10-14-2009, 04:05 PM	#2399
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 57 Posts: 21,202	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Yahoo! Travelocity may not let there travel gnome go to Germany anymore

10-14-2009, 04:19 PM	#2400
JLee9718 Impact Rookie Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 573	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I wish women were built like the old "Tucker" car which had 3 headlights, and the middle one tracked in the direction you turned. Imagine what Vinny could do with "another set of those!" He could really keep his eyes on Zorn. By the way, did you know that Zorn is only 5 feet 6 inches tall? He knew that to be an NFL QB you had to be tall, so he started combing his hair differently and now he's 6 feet 2 inches! I knew that kinky hairdo he wears had a reason for its invention.

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