2010 NFL Off-Season Rumors and Reports (Week 5)

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Ruhskins

I hear there's a huge drop off in production at 30,000 posts. So yeah, we need to move this guy now. LOL.

Watch the Redskins pick him up as the 2nd blogger or something, he might even make it onto Redskins Nation as washed up as he is.

[Ruhskins]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Watch the Redskins pick him up as the 2nd blogger or something, he might even make it onto Redskins Nation as washed up as he is.

Actually, I hear that Al Davis wants to pick him up and give him 50 mil guaranteed.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Ruhskins

I hear there's a huge drop off in production at 30,000 posts. So yeah, we need to move this guy now. LOL.

When you hit 45K, you have to do P90X just to have the strength to turn your computer on and log in. Basically, you've become the Matt Stairs of forum posters. No one wants you but they're still hoping you can hit a home run off the bench when no one else is healthy...so you're kept around with that dim glimmer of hope in mind.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

Not to mention his post count is well over 20,000! How many good posts does he have left? Better to trade him now then have him go with nothing in return. Remember he almost started working for the Eagles not too long ago.

Finally, with nearly 13 posts a day and his "connections", he is definitely a diva in waiting.

Matty's holding me back! My contract calls for an extension if I contribute to 1.35% of all posts per month and if I lead the board in posts per week. But you notice how Matty's always ahead of me. Stingy mofo!

I'm thinking of joining a UFL message board. Get that money!

[53Fan]

^ You saw what happened when we thought Matty was selling the Warpath. You're stuck with your performance-based contract buddy. Missing voluntary work outs will NOT get you any extentions. HTTWP!!!

[44ever]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Watch the Redskins pick him up as the 2nd blogger or something, he might even make it onto Redskins Nation as washed up as he is.

Haha, Nah... Everyone at the WP know we got a Franchise Moderator in SmootSmack. Well, almost everyone.

[Ruhskins]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Matty's holding me back! My contract calls for an extension if I contribute to 1.35% of all posts per month and if I lead the board in posts per week. But you notice how Matty's always ahead of me. Stingy mofo!

I'm thinking of joining a UFL message board. Get that money!

I hear that Matty is not happy about you not showing up to voluntary mod workouts. I heard that from Florio and LaCanfora.

[44ever]

Originally Posted by Ruhskins

I hear that Matty is not happy about you not showing up to voluntary mod workouts. I heard that from Florio and LaCanfora.

Well then, it's has to be true!

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by 53Fan

^ You saw what happened when we thought Matty was selling the Warpath. You're stuck with your performance-based contract buddy. Missing voluntary work outs will NOT get you any extentions. HTTWP!!!

EXACTLY! We got TheMalcolmConnection ready to step up. He's been waiting his time, and we need to see what he can bring to the board!

[44ever]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

EXACTLY! We got TheMalcolmConnection ready to step up. He's been waiting his time, and we need to see what he can bring to the board!

Ohhh, here we go again with the CultConnection! these guys just won't give up!

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

Wow, who would have thought that our own SmootSmack would take plays off. We need a guy who fits our scheme for off-season threads. Maybe we could trade him to the Philly Fan board, I hear they have a strong up and coming moderator, McNabbsBoy, who they are looking to deal. To sweeten the pot, maybe we could throw in Schneed?

Sweeten the pot with Schneed??? Dear lord that's like adding sh** to roses to try and improve the fragrance. Again, just one way this Board overvalues it's own guys. Hell, we'd be lucky to get a noob poster and a pack of gum for Smootsmack.

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by 44ever

Ohhh, here we go again with the CultConnection! these guys just won't give up!

Never give up. This guy has been classic in the Off-Topic. Can you say SuperHappyFun, ChatRoulette, OR The Battle of the Chucks.

SmootSmack has been holding him back in the LockerRoom, but he will take the Warpath to a whole new level!

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by 44ever

Ohhh, here we go again with the CultConnection! these guys just won't give up!

Malcom's got the word's, he's got the wit, he's got the grammer, he's got the hot wife. On any other board he'd be the starting Mod. He could elevate the Warpath to elite status b/c he has the "it" factor.

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Sweeten the pot with Schneed??? Dear lord that's like adding sh** to roses to try and improve the fragrance. Again, just one way this Board overvalues it's own guys. Hell, we'd be lucky to get a noob poster and a pack of gum for Smootsmack.

Well in most cases true, but I was talking about a Philly board so you know Schneed would be their starter right away!

[dmek25]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Sweeten the pot with Schneed??? Dear lord that's like adding sh** to roses to try and improve the fragrance. Again, just one way this Board overvalues it's own guys. Hell, we'd be lucky to get a noob poster and a pack of gum for Smootsmack.

hahahahaha