What REALLY grinds your gears?

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by MTK

Heating something up in the microwave and the outside is blistering hot and the middle is stone cold

For sure. When eating frozen foods you have 2 choices: Burn the roof of your mouth or eat food cold.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.

Less power??? That doesn't sound American at all lol.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Less power??? That doesn't sound American at at lol.

LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy!

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

LMAO, my bad. Increase power to 2000% and pound a Budweiser. That way your mouth can be numb for when you eat your molten lava food ya pussy!

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Now that is the most patriotic way I've ever heard to eat a hot pocket in my life. Can't see how that ends in any way besides success.

IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by mooby

IIRC, it was Jim Gaffigan who came up with the best technique to cook Hot Pockets I've ever heard in my life.

Step 1: Unwrap Hot Pocket

Step 2: Place Hot Pocket directly into toilet bowl.

It literally saves so much time and eliminates the middleman

That's also a solid method. He's hilarious.

[SunnySide]

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Are you bashing my henna tattoos?

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Fuck those scooter kids

[mooby]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

Hey man, kids just tryna have a good time.

I didn't have a scooter but I used to have rollerblades that I loved. Seems like rollerblades never got any love compared to skateboards either.

[mredskins]

I take my son to the skate park all the time. He uses his scooter and his board. Some of those scooter kids can do some cool shit. They even have special trick scooters now a days.

[Giantone]

Car repair! These shops just suck! The work they have done is good work ,they just didn't fix the fucking problem with the car. Hopefully this time will do it?

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

I dont even skateboard ... but fuck kids who take scooters to skate parks.



Youre like a temporary tattoo seller walking around a tattoo convention.

The scooters aren't as much of an issue as the bikes in the skatepark.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Pro tip: try changing the power setting to 70-80% and increasing the time a bit. I found this cooks it a lot more evenly.

Or nuke for a little on defrost cycle first, then cook.